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...no commitments and £250. What should I do? Oh and my passport is probably workable but slightly washing machined.

Suggestions for a crazy adventure please. What would you do in my situation?

I would personally get some new clothes...
You can only be seen on T.V with that jumper a certain amount of times.

That's unfair melksham. All of those tv things were recorded on the same night. Apart from the meeting the trust called, but I'd definitely  washed it by then. Probably.

I've got lot's of tops now. Every time I can't be arsed to do any washing I wander down Primark. I recommend this method to any lazy bloke who's looking to cheaply expand his wardrobe.

Melksham...:D
I don't think i've ever been to Primark.
Is it a good day out Ben? :D

Primark is pretty amusing. Especially the random mix of people you get wandering around. It just about fit's into my budget so it's all good. I did find myself wandering into Peacocks the other day. That was weird.

We have a Peacocks.
Primark sounds more fun though.
Although we do have an odd woman who stands outisde Peacocks all the time with the same bags.

whilst the conversation about shops which sell you cheap clothes is fascinating. Err... something.

:D
Goodnight Ben

give me the money. i'm like your kindred spirit of unemployment

Try to get hold of a Wii Ben... fun times!

Spend it on Whizz. Better than wii

I think you've misunderstood. I don't have £250 to spend, I've got £250 and no job. I've got to do something interesting with it. Which doesn't include "get by" money until I find another job.

invest invest invest!

Poker tournaments I reckon. Or go to rehab.

Either way is a sure fire way to lose your money

Unless someone comes up with an idea I'm going to spend it on Red Wind and Fags. Until I run out and Sign on.

That red wind is a load of hot air Ben. Wouldn't waste your cash

If I budget for a tenner a day then I get a box of Sainsbury's 4bottle house red (which should last me 2 days) and  20 L&B. With enough change kicking about to get some backup White ace. It's dream living. I just fancy getting out of Swindon.

Maybe I could go on a Tef tour. I turn up and you let me sleep round your house, and in exchange you buy me lots of wine and I'm a good laugh.

i'll play some tourys for ya, its all i do anyway.

Yeah right chubbs. I've got 2 mates who successfully play poker for a living. And I met Antonio Esfandiari. I think.

I'm pretty good at poker. And whatever axs says, that ginger twat plays bad and gets lucky.

I haven't the time, money or patience to play poker anymore.

Nor me.

your just bitter because I've beaten you about 5 times.

and i think you should go to Limerick for a long weekend.

You finish earlier on Fridays don't you axs? Fancy some beers tomorrow?

i'm up for a couple of pints somewhere local but not a mad one, got to be in the pub on saturday. sigh, it's a tough life.

Fair play. Are you up for a drinking session now? I'm afraid all I can provide is good company, but if you fancy cracking open some nice Rioja and not being alone then I'm only a few 100m away.

nah, got to go to work tomorrow so need to sleep soon. George tomorrow at 9?

Yeah should be a plan, I'll give you a bell.

i finish at 8 so will be back by half past if i can blag a lift.

aceness. I'm heading off to find some munch. Night people.

seeya.

http://www.couchsurfing.com/

Ben do this!

People I know have done it and most provide you with a meal or few and all you gotta pay for is your transport between places!  Its ace!

Ben, why not get a job?  :D

Don't be stupid Ralphy!

Ben and Sonic dont your mums get cross with you for not having a job?

My mum would be cross if I wasnt working

My mum will start to soon. I've only been unemployed for a few weeks and they've been a bit busy.

What happened to you working in your family's place? Did you get pissed and come around naked and taking a shit in the kitchen or what?

Yeah, was working at my dad's place. But I'm not any more.

Royal Mail are recruiting for xmas  :D

morrisons has some full time jobs going if your intrested

You realise that the lack of openness in this response is going to leave me just making assumptions about drunken naked FB lunacy don't you?

he walked out cos his dad has delusions of gordon ramsey grandeur.

i got sacked for being me.

my mum keeps nagging me

What were you doing Sonic?

network support

Sonic Im going to kill the new girl with a sword and lets wolves feast on her dead body

Then Im going to get my bosses to give you her job -

Does she still have a smelly axe wound Charlotte?  :D

I got sacked as a young boy at 1pm on a Sunday, walked home told my mum to which she threw me out stating 'dont come home until you have  anew job' I was back at 5pm with a job.  Harsh parenting

I got sacked as a young boy at 1pm on a Sunday, walked home told my mum to which she threw me out stating 'dont come home until you have  anew job' I was back at 5pm with a job.  Harsh parenting

Fucking harsh. Jesus.

What was the job? How old were you?

Watford programme seller?  :D

Local shop only 16, got sacked for reading on the job, the owner was a prick (told me id never hold down a job and would always be bissed about)

I still see him now when I go back to see mum, hate him

What a cunt! Doing that to a 16 year old lad!

Your mum seems scary too Ash!

My step dad did him for fire safety failure or something

She was tough but love her for it, proper old school, 5ft grey haired women - she even put Gazzas fat mate in his place

Do tell, do tell!!!!

What happened with Dil ?!

   Top shelf mag?  Sex in public never goes down well with employers.