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Title: Premature ejaculation....
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Sunday, November 11, 2007, 11:50:30
.....I'm starting to get a frisson of excitement about Ramsbury replacing Newbury.  Is this wrong?


Title: Premature ejaculation....
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, November 11, 2007, 11:53:46
Depends if you needed medicinal assistance to aid it


Title: Premature ejaculation....
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Sunday, November 11, 2007, 12:00:31
Quote from: "Si Pie"
Depends if you needed medicinal assistance to aid it


  Despite receiving numerous offers for Viagra on my e-mail.....I need no medicinal assistance in that direction.....but its a little worrying as my STFC urges have lain dormant for many years, I'm not used to any feelings of optimism.


Title: Premature ejaculation....
Post by: ron dodgers on Sunday, November 11, 2007, 13:13:48
better take a visit to Dr. Proctor, Reg - the old prostate might not be up to a cup run!


Title: Premature ejaculation....
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Sunday, November 11, 2007, 13:59:51
Quote from: "ron dodgers"
better take a visit to Dr. Proctor, Reg - the old prostate might not be up to a cup run!


 Its a fair point.....I haven't had to live through a cup run for a good 10 years.

  Quacks advising you not to go to matches seems all the rage on here.


Title: Premature ejaculation....
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Monday, November 12, 2007, 11:54:40
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Quote from: "Si Pie"
Depends if you needed medicinal assistance to aid it


  Despite receiving numerous offers for Viagra on my e-mail.....I need no medicinal assistance in that direction.....but its a little worrying as my STFC urges have lain dormant for many years, I'm not used to any feelings of optimism.


A common misconception is that you should only take viagra if you "need" it. I would like to hereby quash this rumour and catagorically state that viagra is a recreational drug that can be used by members of both sexes.

Enjoy. x


Title: Premature ejaculation....
Post by: tans on Monday, November 12, 2007, 11:58:50
Vigra is funny as fuck, a mate of mine had some down the pub one night and still had a hard on 12 hours later.  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Premature ejaculation....
Post by: janaage on Monday, November 12, 2007, 12:05:13
When I used to play for Bromham I couldn't make training some weeks, the old manager started picking up on it.  So one week I decided not to go, I rang my mate and said to him, just tell John I suffer from permanant erections and I can't come to training because I'm in too much pain.

The manager never questioned me again about not going to training!!


Title: Premature ejaculation....
Post by: wheretherealredsare on Monday, November 12, 2007, 18:51:38
Just made you play in the stiffs all season?


Title: Premature ejaculation....
Post by: janaage on Tuesday, November 13, 2007, 09:27:55
ha ha, good one!!


Title: Re: Premature ejaculation....
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, November 14, 2007, 17:47:40
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
.....I'm starting to get a frisson of excitement about Ramsbury replacing Newbury.  Is this wrong?


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