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I don't actualy have anything to say

hello dan, how are you

No bird I wont flirt with you

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick

fucking hell I was only saying hello

:soapy tit wank:  hello birdy, how are you?

oh sorry, read a bit too much into it. I'm just so used to getting you babs out everytime I'm around :oops:

Hows you?

he obviously knows you to well Birdy

Oiy she was talking to me
 :evil:

Sorry Dan, she's all yours!  :wink:  :soapy tit wank:

I don't want her any more

So you made all that fuss over nothing!  :soapy tit wank:  Why don't you want her anymore?

fuck the lot of you then  :D

I am fine  thank you titch and Dan.

Where you been hiding Dan?  Note: you are usually the one that flirts with me.

Cos you don't want her

I've been a busy bee. Exams at college, year end at work, stress relieving nights at the pub, paranoid girlfriend, molested by police……….. It's been non-stop

Note: you love it

One question here, who hasn't had a bit of the bird?

bloody hell dan, you might want to calm down a bit.  It maybe my fault that you are being harassed by the police, I told them when you started stalking me :wink:

Where did it all go wrong bird??
 :cry:

STFCBird, please change you advatar it's crap. Picture of some old grandad and his ugly dog.

oh dear.  Would you like a cuddle?

I agrre, i think we need something that represents your personality more!!!!

I'm scared of your cuddles

I will wear a bra that holds in my boobs so I don't suffocate you.


Leave my avatar alone.  Rosco is my hero  :twisted:

Rosco is a bloody hillbilly. :mrgreen:

What do you sugesst I have as an avatar then?

I found this
http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/53bird.jpg

that is horrible!!  I am a bit more classy than that!!

That is quality!  :soapy tit wank:

A picture of the Tiger will do.

Failing that, the Chuckle Brothers.  :mrgreen:

really!?!?

why would I want a picture of the chuckle brothers dave?

How about something like this?

http://www.justfunnypictures.com/pics/sexy_bird.jpg

Stfcbird is... http://www.rotherhamunofficial.co.uk/famous/chuckle2.JPGbarry chuckle

I think I will stick with rosco and flash thanks.  I know a bloke who looks like barry chuckle........................Dan................  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick

They are good.

I'm looking to change mine to a recent pic of Phillipe Albert.

Thank god I have the afternoon off!!!!!!!!!!!!

You deserve it, all that hard work you do.







 :roll:

I bet I work a ton harder than you!!  I am in the middle of writing 3 programmes in oracle and updating our intranet.  I have 2 monitors and can do 3 things at same time.  I bet you can only type one fingered.

i have 13 servers to build, using only a KVM, one screen, one mouse, one keyboard and 4 disks. It is loud, and cold, and there are no windows.

Pity me.

Your both gimps......

I use one of these at work
http://www.vektrex.com/images/ATE%20System%20400p.jpg

Testing/Fixing circuit boards.

I just sit at my desk with my laptop and 2 monitors coding for hours a day!  Boring i can tell you!  NO it's not really that bad, at least it means i can sit on here most of the day while working!

when i used to work (last year), i just sat in the office posting on here all day, occasionally giving the illusion that i was doing some proper work.

That's what I do OF.  Just sit here posting whilst listening to Financial Advisers go on and on and on....  Then e-mail mates, phone them up, phone up my g/f, text a few people.  It's great.  Worse thing is I have to start studying for my licenses soon - proper work noooooooooo!!

i could do (and did) that for a year, but no longer, else i'd start feeling like a reet lazy cunt. they were only paying me £9750 anyhoo so i decided i didn't really owe them much work for that kind of money  :)

poor  :roll:

was not

was too

was not  :face   :mooney

You're so immature. I'm not going to lower myself to your level

You smelly cow
 :soapy tit wank:

takes one to know one dog poo breath

This is the most mature post ever......