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Title: New neighbours
Post by: Power to people on Monday, November 5, 2007, 14:05:04
House next door to me sold a couple of months ago, it had been empty for a while as it was rented out previously, saw the new owners a few times looked professional people when they came to look round husband, wife & 2 kids oh that's good we think a family rather than the stupid noisy bitch that lived there previously.

Saw they had a few workmen there last week, fixing heating and changing locks etc and cutting the grass at 7pm weds night so we start to wonder if they was renting it out as not many people can afford to buy a house and not move in straight away.

Got home Friday and saw a minibus pull up and a few lads get dropped off and go into the house.

Saw them yesterday coming back from shopping and it looks like there are 5 lads living there - in a 3 bed house - got home last night and one of them was hanging out the bedroom window with a TV aerial in his hand...we both said hello - and at that point we realised he could not speak or understand a word of english.

So we are now guessing we have 5 immigrants living next door to us - be interesting to see if any of them work, as surely if you can't speak any of the language then it is difficult to work.

We're just waiting now for more imigrants to turn up and live there as well just what we want living next door to us...hopefully they are illegals and the new owners are into trafficing them and we can report them  :roll:


Title: New neighbours
Post by: tans on Monday, November 5, 2007, 14:08:28
Oh dear.


Title: New neighbours
Post by: Fred Elliot on Monday, November 5, 2007, 14:13:34
Fucking Ash !


Title: New neighbours
Post by: Ralphy on Monday, November 5, 2007, 14:28:29
Bushey strikes again  :D


Title: New neighbours
Post by: Arriba on Monday, November 5, 2007, 14:31:22
chances are they'll hardly be there, as they will be working long hours doing jobs others dont want to do.
we have a family of 4 brits next door and they are noisy fuckers.


Title: New neighbours
Post by: tans on Monday, November 5, 2007, 14:34:27
we have the kebab man below us. all you hear is them shagging at 4 in the morning. I wonder whats in the mayonnaise at the van.


Title: New neighbours
Post by: Kinky Tom on Monday, November 5, 2007, 14:35:04
Egg, vinegar and oil?


Title: New neighbours
Post by: Bushey Boy on Monday, November 5, 2007, 14:37:55
Ive just negotitated to house EU workers in Swindon, company I am dealing with has 30 staff moving in a week from now on in! This is teh new UK my friend

If you wnat to find out owners etc email me detaiuls on address


Title: New neighbours
Post by: Ralphy on Monday, November 5, 2007, 14:40:48
Enoch Powell warned us about this  :wink:


Title: New neighbours
Post by: STFCBird on Monday, November 5, 2007, 14:45:58
Quote from: "tans"
we have the kebab man below us. all you hear is them shagging at 4 in the morning. I wonder whats in the mayonnaise at the van.


Kebab men love to share their mayoniase. Wish I lived next to a kebab man  :D


Title: New neighbours
Post by: janaage on Monday, November 5, 2007, 15:08:57
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Enoch Powell warned us about this  :wink:


Ralphy, future Tory MP!!


Title: Re: New neighbours
Post by: strooood on Monday, November 5, 2007, 15:13:11
Quote from: "Power to people"
House next door to me sold a couple of months ago, it had been empty for a while as it was rented out previously, saw the new owners a few times looked professional people when they came to look round husband, wife & 2 kids oh that's good we think a family rather than the stupid noisy bitch that lived there previously.

Saw they had a few workmen there last week, fixing heating and changing locks etc and cutting the grass at 7pm weds night so we start to wonder if they was renting it out as not many people can afford to buy a house and not move in straight away.

Got home Friday and saw a minibus pull up and a few lads get dropped off and go into the house.

Saw them yesterday coming back from shopping and it looks like there are 5 lads living there - in a 3 bed house - got home last night and one of them was hanging out the bedroom window with a TV aerial in his hand...we both said hello - and at that point we realised he could not speak or understand a word of english.

So we are now guessing we have 5 immigrants living next door to us - be interesting to see if any of them work, as surely if you can't speak any of the language then it is difficult to work.

We're just waiting now for more imigrants to turn up and live there as well just what we want living next door to us...hopefully they are illegals and the new owners are into trafficing them and we can report them  :roll:


could you sound any more like a small minded shitcunt if you tried?


Title: New neighbours
Post by: janaage on Monday, November 5, 2007, 15:18:58
Also are you sure he just didn't hear you?? As most people on the planet understand the word "hello".


Title: New neighbours
Post by: tans on Monday, November 5, 2007, 15:21:39
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Quote from: "tans"
we have the kebab man below us. all you hear is them shagging at 4 in the morning. I wonder whats in the mayonnaise at the van.


Kebab men love to share their mayoniase. Wish I lived next to a kebab man  :D


Here is our kebab man... flick one off to this  :wink:

Hassan aka rampant shagger.

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u294/tans2007/n511741442_31382_7947.jpg


Title: New neighbours
Post by: Miss Angry on Monday, November 5, 2007, 15:23:29
To be fair i have a few living next to me... They are as quiet as anything always smile ( cos they cant speak english ) and always take parcels for me n stuff. Dont even notice they're there half the time, i love neighbours like that!


Title: New neighbours
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, November 5, 2007, 15:27:45
The perfect blend, Miss Angry...


Personally I've always found that foreigners enjoy a bit of cultural banter. I often tell them to "fuck off you sponging foreign cunts." They bloody loves it.
I'm going to spraypaint "scum" on their house tomorrow night, I'm such a joker me.


Title: New neighbours
Post by: janaage on Monday, November 5, 2007, 15:28:04
My Mrs and I moved into this close about two and a bit years ago.  Imagine our horror when we moved in when we found out that three of our neighbours are chinks!!!

Also a darkie moved in not so long after us.  God knows what it's done to the value of our house.

Thankfully no gays have moved in just yet!!

(joke)


Title: New neighbours
Post by: tans on Monday, November 5, 2007, 15:29:05
Darkie - tut tut  :old:


Title: New neighbours
Post by: janaage on Monday, November 5, 2007, 15:29:58
Oh ffs!!


Title: New neighbours
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Monday, November 5, 2007, 15:30:49
my neighbour is the chief executive of sussex county cricket club. better class of fucker down here.

saying that hes probably a shit stabber, best kick his door in just in case.


Title: New neighbours
Post by: yeo on Monday, November 5, 2007, 15:31:58
To worst neighbours have to be students.

All that drinking,cone collecting and greasy hair,its terrible for property prices.

 :evil:


Title: New neighbours
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, November 5, 2007, 15:32:13
I post leaflets about AIDS through the doors of all the gayers. Has them in stitches and not because of all the bumming they do.


Title: New neighbours
Post by: tans on Monday, November 5, 2007, 15:32:36
Quote from: "janaage"
Oh ffs!!


 :fishing:


Title: New neighbours
Post by: herthab on Monday, November 5, 2007, 15:33:11
Quote from: "janaage"
My Mrs and I moved into this close about two and a bit years ago.  Imagine our horror when we moved in when we found out that three of our neighbours are chinks!!!

Also a darkie moved in not so long after us.  God knows what it's done to the value of our house.

Thankfully no gays have moved in just yet!!


That's nothing! We've just had a family move into the village who are complete scum.

Drinking at all hours, noisy and even go begging in the street for money to buy booze.

Fucking Scots, why can't they go back where they came from..........


Title: New neighbours
Post by: janaage on Monday, November 5, 2007, 15:33:15
Is that me or you on the end of that fishing line?


Title: New neighbours
Post by: Fred Elliot on Monday, November 5, 2007, 15:33:21
I love my neighbour





 :mrgreen:


Title: New neighbours
Post by: janaage on Monday, November 5, 2007, 15:34:30
Quote from: "herthab"
Quote from: "janaage"
My Mrs and I moved into this close about two and a bit years ago.  Imagine our horror when we moved in when we found out that three of our neighbours are chinks!!!

Also a darkie moved in not so long after us.  God knows what it's done to the value of our house.

Thankfully no gays have moved in just yet!!


That's nothing! We've just had a family move into the village who are complete scum.

Drinking at all hours, noisy and even go begging in the street for money to buy booze.

Fucking Scots, why can't they go back where they came from..........


I draw the line at borderline racism Hertha!!


Title: New neighbours
Post by: Sussex on Monday, November 5, 2007, 15:35:09
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
I love my neighbour





 :mrgreen:


Answer my text you fucker.


Title: New neighbours
Post by: tans on Monday, November 5, 2007, 15:35:13
You Jan  :wink:


Title: New neighbours
Post by: herthab on Monday, November 5, 2007, 15:35:36
Quote from: "janaage"
Quote from: "herthab"
Quote from: "janaage"
My Mrs and I moved into this close about two and a bit years ago.  Imagine our horror when we moved in when we found out that three of our neighbours are chinks!!!

Also a darkie moved in not so long after us.  God knows what it's done to the value of our house.

Thankfully no gays have moved in just yet!!


That's nothing! We've just had a family move into the village who are complete scum.

Drinking at all hours, noisy and even go begging in the street for money to buy booze.

Fucking Scots, why can't they go back where they came from..........


I draw the line at borderline racism Hertha!!


 :mrgreen:


Title: New neighbours
Post by: tans on Monday, November 5, 2007, 15:35:45
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
I love my neighbour





 :mrgreen:


Do you have plans afoot before you move?


Title: New neighbours
Post by: Chubbs on Monday, November 5, 2007, 15:44:09
power, thats probably my cousins your on about.

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: New neighbours
Post by: Fred Elliot on Monday, November 5, 2007, 16:00:07
Quote from: "Sussex"
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
I love my neighbour





 :mrgreen:


Answer my text you fucker.


keeps failing you cunt


Title: New neighbours
Post by: Fred Elliot on Monday, November 5, 2007, 16:01:10
Quote from: "tans"
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
I love my neighbour





 :mrgreen:


Do you have plans afoot before you move?


all bases covered mate


Title: New neighbours
Post by: tans on Monday, November 5, 2007, 16:01:40
Ace  8)


Title: Re: New neighbours
Post by: Power to people on Monday, November 5, 2007, 17:30:34
Quote from: "strooood"
Quote from: "Power to people"
House next door to me sold a couple of months ago, it had been empty for a while as it was rented out previously, saw the new owners a few times looked professional people when they came to look round husband, wife & 2 kids oh that's good we think a family rather than the stupid noisy bitch that lived there previously.

Saw they had a few workmen there last week, fixing heating and changing locks etc and cutting the grass at 7pm weds night so we start to wonder if they was renting it out as not many people can afford to buy a house and not move in straight away.

Got home Friday and saw a minibus pull up and a few lads get dropped off and go into the house.

Saw them yesterday coming back from shopping and it looks like there are 5 lads living there - in a 3 bed house - got home last night and one of them was hanging out the bedroom window with a TV aerial in his hand...we both said hello - and at that point we realised he could not speak or understand a word of english.

So we are now guessing we have 5 immigrants living next door to us - be interesting to see if any of them work, as surely if you can't speak any of the language then it is difficult to work.

We're just waiting now for more imigrants to turn up and live there as well just what we want living next door to us...hopefully they are illegals and the new owners are into trafficing them and we can report them  :roll:


could you sound any more like a small minded shitcunt if you tried?


umm yeah probably

Come over to this country, sponge off our state, take our jobs and shag our women...and can't be bothered to learn the language...wankers  :soapy tit wank:


Title: New neighbours
Post by: Bushey Boy on Monday, November 5, 2007, 18:08:31
Ive just got back from renting a flat to 2 romanian guys, they arrived in the UK at 1.30pm.  They now have a flat and tomorrow at 7am they start work.

They were polite and genuine and said they were happy to be in my country.

Dont tarnish all people with the same brush.


Title: Re: New neighbours
Post by: Ralphy on Monday, November 5, 2007, 18:13:11
Quote from: "Power to people"
Quote from: "strooood"
Quote from: "Power to people"
House next door to me sold a couple of months ago, it had been empty for a while as it was rented out previously, saw the new owners a few times looked professional people when they came to look round husband, wife & 2 kids oh that's good we think a family rather than the stupid noisy bitch that lived there previously.

Saw they had a few workmen there last week, fixing heating and changing locks etc and cutting the grass at 7pm weds night so we start to wonder if they was renting it out as not many people can afford to buy a house and not move in straight away.

Got home Friday and saw a minibus pull up and a few lads get dropped off and go into the house.

Saw them yesterday coming back from shopping and it looks like there are 5 lads living there - in a 3 bed house - got home last night and one of them was hanging out the bedroom window with a TV aerial in his hand...we both said hello - and at that point we realised he could not speak or understand a word of english.

So we are now guessing we have 5 immigrants living next door to us - be interesting to see if any of them work, as surely if you can't speak any of the language then it is difficult to work.

We're just waiting now for more imigrants to turn up and live there as well just what we want living next door to us...hopefully they are illegals and the new owners are into trafficing them and we can report them  :roll:


could you sound any more like a small minded shitcunt if you tried?


umm yeah probably

Come over to this country, sponge off our state, take our jobs and shag our women...and can't be bothered to learn the language...wankers  :soapy tit wank:


Um no your wrong.

They work hard and do jobs which lazy fucking Brits won't do.

I think your find it's the dole scum brits who sponge off the state.


Title: New neighbours
Post by: Fred Elliot on Monday, November 5, 2007, 18:16:36
I fucking love Eastern European ladies

Horny as fuck

end of


Title: New neighbours
Post by: Ralphy on Monday, November 5, 2007, 18:18:04
Agreed Fred.

Hostel is a great film  :D


Title: New neighbours
Post by: Fred Elliot on Monday, November 5, 2007, 18:19:03
I just find them so...................................ermmm...................... appreciative !!


Title: Re: New neighbours
Post by: sonic youth on Monday, November 5, 2007, 18:31:29
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Quote from: "Power to people"
Quote from: "strooood"
Quote from: "Power to people"
House next door to me sold a couple of months ago, it had been empty for a while as it was rented out previously, saw the new owners a few times looked professional people when they came to look round husband, wife & 2 kids oh that's good we think a family rather than the stupid noisy bitch that lived there previously.

Saw they had a few workmen there last week, fixing heating and changing locks etc and cutting the grass at 7pm weds night so we start to wonder if they was renting it out as not many people can afford to buy a house and not move in straight away.

Got home Friday and saw a minibus pull up and a few lads get dropped off and go into the house.

Saw them yesterday coming back from shopping and it looks like there are 5 lads living there - in a 3 bed house - got home last night and one of them was hanging out the bedroom window with a TV aerial in his hand...we both said hello - and at that point we realised he could not speak or understand a word of english.

So we are now guessing we have 5 immigrants living next door to us - be interesting to see if any of them work, as surely if you can't speak any of the language then it is difficult to work.

We're just waiting now for more imigrants to turn up and live there as well just what we want living next door to us...hopefully they are illegals and the new owners are into trafficing them and we can report them  :roll:


could you sound any more like a small minded shitcunt if you tried?


umm yeah probably

Come over to this country, sponge off our state, take our jobs and shag our women...and can't be bothered to learn the language...wankers  :soapy tit wank:


Um no your wrong.

They work hard and do jobs which lazy fucking Brits won't do.

I think your find it's the dole scum brits who sponge off the state.


he was taking the piss, much like everyone else in this thread...


Title: New neighbours
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, November 5, 2007, 18:36:06
To be fair my neighbours and English and they are loud chavvy and rude - they think they are ace singers and do karioke ALL the time.

They had some sort of ming Halloween party on Froiday and I found 2 Fosters can and a WKD bottle (they even drink chav drinks) on my drive the next morning so I threw them back into there front garden

would rather have foriengers if they were quieter and nicer


Title: New neighbours
Post by: Bushey Boy on Monday, November 5, 2007, 18:41:54
I thought you drank that orange WKD?


Title: New neighbours
Post by: Chubbs on Monday, November 5, 2007, 18:42:12
Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife"
To be fair my neighbours and English and they are loud chavvy and rude - they think they are ace singers and do karioke ALL the time.

They had some sort of ming Halloween party on Froiday and I found 2 Fosters can and a WKD bottle (they even drink chav drinks) on my drive the next morning so I threw them back into there front garden

would rather have foriengers if they were quieter and nicer


you dont want poles, they are the worse of the bunch.

wish they all stayed in their own country, spealing our jobs, it twigged the other day why i count find any jobs, then polish lot keep taking em.

lynch em all!!!


Title: New neighbours
Post by: Fred Elliot on Monday, November 5, 2007, 18:52:17
They come over here and work their socks off and add to the economy and the community.

I aint got no problem with that


Title: New neighbours
Post by: sonic youth on Monday, November 5, 2007, 19:03:44
meanwhile i sit at home and play FM all day


Title: New neighbours
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, November 5, 2007, 19:05:00
Heh heh, tarnish with a brush.


Title: New neighbours
Post by: Chubbs on Monday, November 5, 2007, 19:07:24
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
They come over here and work their socks off and add to the economy and the community.

I aint got no problem with that


i dont

 :P


Title: New neighbours
Post by: Fred Elliot on Monday, November 5, 2007, 19:24:59
yes but your'e just a lazy cunt Seb

Every nation has them

Poland has got you, we've got Sonic and Ben


Title: New neighbours
Post by: ronnie21 on Monday, November 5, 2007, 19:30:57
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
yes but your'e just a lazy cunt Seb

Every nation has them

Poland has got you, we've got Sonic and Ben
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: New neighbours
Post by: pauld on Monday, November 5, 2007, 21:48:04
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
yes but your'e just a lazy cunt Seb

Every nation has them

Poland has got you, we've got Sonic and Ben

Maybe we could swop - like a "lazy cunts exchange programme"  :D


Title: New neighbours
Post by: jimbob on Monday, November 5, 2007, 21:55:28
can I say that when i saw the title of this topic, i thought it was something to do with the tv programme  :?  :oops:


Title: New neighbours
Post by: Reeves for King on Monday, November 5, 2007, 21:58:26
Students are all dirty lazy bastards... currently I am indulging in a bottle of Carlsberg Export before getting lashed and then not getting up until 11.

Happy Days.

The people in the kebab shop down the road work 10 times as hards as me 8)


Title: New neighbours
Post by: jimbob on Monday, November 5, 2007, 22:03:17
Quote from: "Reeves for King"
Students are all dirty lazy bastards... currently I am indulging in a bottle of Carlsberg Export before getting lashed and then not getting up until 11.

Happy Days.

The people in the kebab shop down the road work 10 times as hards as me 8)


you'll grow out of it son....


Title: Re: New neighbours
Post by: Power to people on Tuesday, November 6, 2007, 14:09:28
Quote from: "sonic youth"
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Quote from: "Power to people"
Quote from: "strooood"
Quote from: "Power to people"
House next door to me sold a couple of months ago, it had been empty for a while as it was rented out previously, saw the new owners a few times looked professional people when they came to look round husband, wife & 2 kids oh that's good we think a family rather than the stupid noisy bitch that lived there previously.

Saw they had a few workmen there last week, fixing heating and changing locks etc and cutting the grass at 7pm weds night so we start to wonder if they was renting it out as not many people can afford to buy a house and not move in straight away.

Got home Friday and saw a minibus pull up and a few lads get dropped off and go into the house.

Saw them yesterday coming back from shopping and it looks like there are 5 lads living there - in a 3 bed house - got home last night and one of them was hanging out the bedroom window with a TV aerial in his hand...we both said hello - and at that point we realised he could not speak or understand a word of english.

So we are now guessing we have 5 immigrants living next door to us - be interesting to see if any of them work, as surely if you can't speak any of the language then it is difficult to work.

We're just waiting now for more imigrants to turn up and live there as well just what we want living next door to us...hopefully they are illegals and the new owners are into trafficing them and we can report them  :roll:


could you sound any more like a small minded shitcunt if you tried?


umm yeah probably

Come over to this country, sponge off our state, take our jobs and shag our women...and can't be bothered to learn the language...wankers  :soapy tit wank:


Um no your wrong.

They work hard and do jobs which lazy fucking Brits won't do.

I think your find it's the dole scum brits who sponge off the state.


he was taking the piss, much like everyone else in this thread...


At least someone realised I was saying it tongue firmly in cheek...blimey thought I was going to have to face the firing squad  :cry: