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Title: I think the government are doing experiments. Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, November 1, 2007, 20:35:42 I've got a weird spot/lump on the back of my neck which has suddenly appeared. Properly right in the centre. I reckon they've been injecting my spine / base of my skull with some stuff to see if I can reach my awesome potential.
I won't stop being lazy you bastards. Title: I think the government are doing experiments. Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, November 1, 2007, 20:37:08 Did they give you an anal probe?
Title: I think the government are doing experiments. Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, November 1, 2007, 20:38:42 I hope so. I might have enjoyed that even if they wiped my memory after.
Title: Re: I think the government are doing experiments. Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, November 1, 2007, 20:40:57 Quote from: "flammableBen" I've got a weird spot/lump on the back of my neck which has suddenly appeared. Properly right in the centre. I reckon they've been injecting my spine / base of my skull with some stuff to see if I can reach my awesome potential. I won't stop being lazy you bastards. Now that's a bit scary, because I've got one as well, mine is slightly off centre mind....I put it down to something like a biblical plague of boils. Title: I think the government are doing experiments. Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, November 1, 2007, 20:43:30 Didn't all the biblical plagues come from Jews moaning about stuff? I don't want to build pyramids so I'm going to get god to make it rain frogs before I suck off some dude in a multi-coloured coat who dreams about cows. or something.
Bloody Jews. Title: I think the government are doing experiments. Post by: santini on Thursday, November 1, 2007, 20:46:06 Quote from: "flammableBen" I hope so. I might have enjoyed that even if they wiped my memory after. Never mind your memory, just hope they wiped their fingers before probing your throat!Title: I think the government are doing experiments. Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, November 1, 2007, 20:46:57 Quote from: "flammableBen" Didn't all the biblical plagues come from Jews moaning about stuff? I don't want to build pyramids so I'm going to get god to make it rain frogs before I suck off some dude in a multi-coloured coat who dreams about cows. or something. Bloody Jews. You could be right....the takeover of STFC is even held up by jew diligence. Title: I think the government are doing experiments. Post by: axs on Thursday, November 1, 2007, 20:50:00 are you neville in disguise
Title: I think the government are doing experiments. Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, November 1, 2007, 21:03:55 Quote from: "axs" are you neville in disguise :fishing: I'm trying to lure him out, he saves his best work for Fridays. Title: I think the government are doing experiments. Post by: magic8ball on Thursday, November 1, 2007, 22:14:36 I had this a few years ago, and was initially shit scared. My lump was a little towards the left, but still on the back of my neck, just below my hairline.
You know what it turned out to be? Chicken Pox. Apparently the lymph gland gets going first, and the Pox follow. Have you ever had them before? Title: I think the government are doing experiments. Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, November 1, 2007, 22:18:55 I've had chicken pox I think. This is directly in the middle. proper weird. Like somebody has injected something in the back of my neck and I've had a mini reaction.
I reckon it was Sonic and his secret revolutionary organisation. I bow down to you my future leader. Title: I think the government are doing experiments. Post by: magic8ball on Thursday, November 1, 2007, 22:21:07 In rare cases people can get them twice.
Oh, and in case you can't remember what they're like, they fucking horrible. Title: I think the government are doing experiments. Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, November 2, 2007, 11:26:23 Quote from: "magic8ball" In rare cases people can get them twice. Oh, and in case you can't remember what they're like, they fucking horrible. Ive had them twice - oh my god it was lush - not! Title: I think the government are doing experiments. Post by: yeo on Friday, November 2, 2007, 11:54:09 Ive had them twice as well.
Second time was weirdly only down one arm though. Title: I think the government are doing experiments. Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, November 2, 2007, 12:09:43 I found out I had got them for a second time the day after I had been on the final of that soccer night competition - some of the players and Iffy were there and the doctor made me ring everyone I had been in close contact with including ringing Swindon town to tell them too look out for signs of chicken pox as I would have been highly contagious that night!
That was quite embaressing :oops: Title: I think the government are doing experiments. Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, November 2, 2007, 12:11:18 If we suffer a mass illness at SN1 there'll be bloody lynching. JFW out! :evil:
Title: I think the government are doing experiments. Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, November 2, 2007, 12:13:33 It was coming up for 2 years ago!! no-one got ill its all fine!
Title: I think the government are doing experiments. Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, November 2, 2007, 12:16:24 Oh, excuse me, I read that as 'the other day' - KT out. :twisted:
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