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No not animal kind but the ones that happen in every day life.

What pisses you off?

For example, when you go to buy trainers and ask for a size 10, and the shop assistant says they've haven;t any 10 but have a size 7 as if you'd like to try those ones on!!  :x

Or. You sat in the pub with mates, and its your round and you decide to ask if anyone wants any crisps aswell. The person that says no, will almost certainly ask for one of yours when you open them!  :x

CHILD FUCKING SUPPORT!

I have been on the phone for an hour now, been cut off 3 times, put through to 7 office, spoke to 9 different people and put on hold god knows how many times!
Bunch of incapable cunts!

People in shopping centres...

a) Hurry the fuck up
b) Have a look before you just aimlessly wander out of a shop with your pushchair
c) Don't just suddenly think 'ooo, I must go in that shop' and just turn 90 degrees without the decency to have a quick look if somebody is already in the space you want to head to

If people did b or c in a car they'd more than likely die, why can people not see the rules of right of way etc from the road work just as well when your in a pedestrian area?

I don't like

spoiled people
cheaters
rich people

oh and people that push in front of you in a queue

Or people who just stop as you're following them. Grrrrr.

Cheaters agreed Birdy and liars.

Also people who are waiting at the traffic lights with pushchairs stuck half way out in the road.

You'd hate me when I'm on my snowboard...

Get the fuck off my mountain punter! :twisted:

ooooh I forgot liars, they can fuck off too

People that leave lights on in an empty room or overnight.

The Dutch - when they're in my bar.

There is no word for please in the Dutch laguage so they never think to say it when they're speaking English, in fact often they don't think to speak at all and just put four fingers up from the other side of the bar - 'four what? milkshakes?' ahhhh!

People that are rude and ignorant. Like when you say "Good Morning' and they totally ignore you.

Drivers who don't indicate when turning/pulling out etc.

Parents who let their kids run amok in restaurants when I am trying to eat. If you can't control them, keep the fuckers at home.

give them four glasses of water.

pinche gringo cabrones

Or when you hold a door open for someone and they just walk through without even acknowledging your existance, or when you let somebody out on to a main road from a side road and they don't bother to say thanks.

Oh cheers for letting me make your life a little bit easier kaiser.   :fu:

People who stop dead and look around them, talking to their mate at the top of a fucking escalator , and then look all arsey when the 50 fucking people coming up it behind them bang into them.

TWATS!

I've found South African's to be quite rude too. They don't say please or thank you.


Is this racist what i'm saying? If so i'm sorry.

You Kaffa.

Stfcdude is part South African I think.

If it's based on you're real experiences of a nation then I don't think it's racist.

The Saffas speak Africaans which is derived from Dutch is it not?

Yes indeed KT.

I have a good film for you to borrow tans about Nelson Mandela and his time in prison.

It's called Goodbye Bafana.

General lack of manners is my one major annoyance. Be it on the orad, in the office or whatever... they cost nothing.

Another. People who don't listen to your answer after asking a question, or those who ask you a question, then continue to talk about themselves. If you're not fucking interested, don't patronise me by asking the question in the first place  :twisted: Cunts.

estate agents,bad drivers,smelly people,the unemployed,teenage slapper mothers,gobby kids,the price of cocaine,stfc board,

Drivers that drive straight over roundabouts - it's called a round a bout for a reason

People that park in the "pickup only" spaces at the supermarket to go and do their weekly shopping

People parking their car on the pavement so you have to walk on the road to get round them especially for these young mums that have kids and have to walk on the busy roads with kids

people standing around reading the newspaper in the shop so others can't get there...it's only 30 fucking pence go and pay for it and read it as much as you like

So, pretty much all German footballers then ?

People in chip shop queues who wait until it's their turn to be served before trying to think what they want.

People in newsagents in the morning who get to the checkout and say "and 10 fags please" - after the assistant has rung up the total  prompting a long conversation and pointing. Then "two scratchcards please"

Similar situation. "that's £8.50 please", at which point customer decides to start fishing about for their purse/wallet/change etc, and then monopolises the space afterwards putting everything away before moving aside.

I hate that too KT, it happens to me at work all the time. cunts.

I concur Coxy great mate!  :D now for some backmann turner overdrive with...you aint seen nothing yet!

Lorry drivers, just in general really but especially when they try and overtake other lorries.

I also hate people that make you listen to their problems but when you've got a problem they don't listen and only want to talk about themselves. cunts.

cunts that stand at the bar withtheir pint when its busy and you can get served cos of it.  :evil:

also when you order an indian and they forget to put the poppadums in.  :evil:

meeting people on jury service that know ralphy  :shock:

who was that then birdy?

couldn't possibly say  :wink:

nah some bloke called Alan who was on the same case as me, he is same age as me.

i completely agree with you.with some people its all me,me,me
they dont even realise though

nope and you can't tell them coz they talk all over you!

women.

A Men

To go with these... people who dont pack their shopping until you have finished the transaction.

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Agree wholheartedly with c and its mainly bloody women. You queue up for 10 minutes - its only when they get to the till that they then fish around thier bags for their purses- another 5 minutes passes while they rumble aroung their change only to then hand over a £5 or £10. You then have 5 minutes whilst the change goes in the purse. An additional 5 minutes for the purse to go in the bag and another 5 mniutes for the bloody stuff they bought to be put away.
Women - why not get your money ready while you're in the queue?

Middle lane motorway drivers.

The very worst, you can bet they the sort who don't slow down in 30mph zones too. :evil:

Really bad manners that is, I alway hold the door for people.
Last weak at uni I held the door for one person, no thank you or anything. So I called him an ignorant git

How the hell have you met my Management Chain???????

 :mrgreen:

(I meant at work, not home btw)

Idle cunts who park in Disabled Parking spots. Who obviously aren't disabled!

People who dont give two hoots about themselves - that are smelly dirty and messy - I was brought up to beleive you should try and make the best of yourself! - at least have a wash - I just had to go to the post office (Ok it was in Trowbridge) the man stood next to me in the queue was so smelly I had to physically hold my nose the whole time I was there.

When you sit down to watch a film, or a series on telly, and the woman (Invariably) that you're with, who fucking started watching it the same fucking time as you, ruins your enjoyment by asking stupid, inane fucking questions every five minutes, 'who's he, what happened to them, do you think........'

SHUT UP YOU STUPID BINT AND WATCH THE FUCKING THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm an IT Tech, and wheni ask someone to log on to their PC, they'll type the user name, grab the mouse and fumble the cursor into the password box, then type the password and grab the mouse again and fumble around trying to click ok.

USE THE FUCKING KEYBOARD AND STOP WATING MY LIFE!!! GRRRRRRRR


oh, and women.

i've always found saffer's to be friendly people, absolute nutters about sport though

people who drive at 40-50mph in 60 zones then carry on driving at 40-50mph in fucking 30 zones.

people who tailgate you. i'm not a slow driver, but i'm not breaking the speed limit because you're an impatient shit cunt. furthermore, i don't care if my car gets dented smashing the front of your bmw.

worst of all; the ignorant, the bigotted, the racist.

That's nearly everyone then................

Mr My Speeds = cunts!

agree 100%

People that don't get up to the speed limit of the road they are on all the way to where I am going almost every night.

oh, and i fucking hate dogs and babies as well!

Vegetarians
Cats
Foreigners who speak far too loudly on Aeroplanes
Babies/Children that make far to much noise on Aeroplanes

So to summarise...

Too much noise on aeroplanes... :)

how can you hate all veggies?

students. when i was one it was ace and now im not there are far to many in bristol and always seem to be in my way when im walking to work or getting lunch.

Aeroplanes
Chocolate
most pop music
"fairtrade" products
charity muggers (chuggers)
chavs
beggars who get lairy/angry when i say no i don't have any change
people who ask for cigarettes
Franchise
running out of listerine
people who put my rislas in my baccy pouch after i give them a cigarette
the "hit" TV comedy Friends
own brand weetabix
Golf
closed minded people
stupid people
the This is forum
women
my mum complaining when i see her that i never come to see her or ring her... you don't ring me either mother! just enjoy me while i'm here FFS!
Red Indians
crap software
normal spoons - i like soup spoons
cooking for myself
spelling and grammar errors!!
text speak
teenagers
paperwork
banks
losing at Pro Evo
being told what to do
rudeness

This is quickly becoming my favourite thread! Thanks for listening.

 :wink:

*The youth of today, why are they so fucking rude? They have no manners and no respect. Fucking hell i'd like to see them in 10 years time when life shits them out onto a council estate with no money.

*Lack of manners and respect or those around you, some people show no fucking consideration or appreciation of others.

*Traffic lights. They don't need to be on 24/7, so why the fuck are they? I don't really pay attention to them anymore. If i get pulled i deserve points, but if not i'm not wasting my life waiting for the lights to go green when i can see the pissing road is clear.

*Speeding in 30 zones. I don't try to keep to speed limits above 40, but those below, especially 30, should be kept to. I will make an exception with 20 zones as they have one running through Pinehurst and that one is utterly fucking pointless. I still meet buses doing 35+ all the time. Who can stop quicker, me or a bus?

*I also get annoyed everyday by old people. Not them directly, i have infinite respect for my elders, I feel annoyed when i see an old people struggling through their latter years and realise that not enough is done for these people.

I also feel bad when i realise they have seen and done more than any of us probably ever will and their world is crumbling around them. No-one says hello in the streets anymore, few smile, the common courtesy these people grew up with has gone. They must look out at their world and wonder what happened. They see 'kids' parading around, swearing, smoking, dropping litter, having children, avoiding work, all in an ignoramus mist of what they have and how easy it is now.

I was in the hate zone; I don't have time for grammar!

 :goodpost:

Gratuitous use of foul language. It's bad enough when it's verbal - at least there could be an excuse of spontaneity, but when people actually have to type it out.....

piss off cunt face before i cock you in the fucking eye.

I don't really hate that much. I'm a pretty tolerant guy.

   I'm glad you're giving a bit of thought to us old uns.... I get all those feelings in here   :shrug:

Bollocks. Swear words have been used for centuries They are brilliant.

Anyone who thinks otherwise is a twat.

See? By using two swear words I managed to convey my feelings without having to write an essay :D

I just think they are all irresponsible, I mean do we want loads of pigs and cows roaming around the place, they'll be taking our jobs next!!

Alan who birdy ?

People who take an absolute age at a cashpoint.  What the fuck are they doing???  Trying to find pacman or something.  It's not like it's a difficult job.

Approach cashpoint

- Enter 4 digit pin number
- then press enter
- select cash (no reciept)
- press amount you want or type amount if that floats your boat
- take card
- take cash
- fuck off.

And why does the person in front of me at the cashpoint always have two or three cards that they have to put into the machine??  Just take your money and MOVE ON!!!!

(sorry of this has already been covered but I haven't read all of the thread)

People who don't read through the whole thread...........

Has it been mentioned?  I knew it!

 :oops:

People that are in your face when talking to you and start pointing and prodding your chest.

Fucking hell that annoys me.

Also, bad hygeine and bad breath.

-The chavs on the back of the bus blaring out their crappy music on their shitty mobiles
-White, middle class kids from swindon walking, talking and acting like their pimps and hustlers from brooklyn
-london
-people who dont put their hands over their mouth when they cough and sneeze
- People who look down on you, just because you "look different"
- premiership football "fans"

This fucker ---->  :soapy tit wank:

kerry katona,doctor who,religion,work,fat women in tight clothes,fish(to eat),wasps(i'm allergic to their stings)

Kerry Kotona is  agreat shout, Chavs, Peopel who think they are owed something!

people with no concept of the term "personal space"

a very good point. i'd never thought of it like that.

i'll pop into tesco to buy some steak later.

T-totalers - just baffling...

Unless it's for a good reason - Robbo...

i hate you too tom

Haha, don't really have any problem with non-drinkers, just knew you'd know I was getting at you. :mrgreen:

people who profess their morals onto you and also think they are better than you for it, for example student protestors - being at Uni has made me hate their guts even more. they can protest about anything they like but i'd still just oppose them because they're twats

oh and tottenham and west ham fans, in general

I often think there's a lot that really grinds my gears. Then I realise most is really inconsequential, so I don't get too worked up about it.

My only one true pet hate is realising everything that's wrong with myself, yet I still carry on and do it! It's almost like a vicious circle.

http://di1.shopping.com/images/di/77/71/55/315831574744645574335875596e444b413177-100x100-0-0.jpg

coupled with:

http://www.curtissportconnection.com/images/Snow_Blades/blades_snow_blades_97_skibla.jpg

 :nono:

Yes, I'm a snowsports fascist. :twisted:

I hate jeans that have just been washed.

 Do you prefer them stinking of piss?

Indeed Reg.

You know what i mean, their tighter after being washed.

I'm envoious of non drinkers. Except those that are "mad enough without drink." They're just a poor excuses for cunts.

Jeans are self cleaning. Everybody should know this.

  I don't really Ralphy.....I stopped wearing jeans years ago, probably late 60's.

   Once you didn't have to sit in the bath with your Levi's on, I kind of lost interest, then every other cunt started wearing them and that was me done.

 I don't mind non-drinkers/smokers vices unless it's someone who always goes on about the evils of said habit. I'm pretty I know the dangers of both but I choose to do it anyway. Doesn't mean you can talk down to me.

But apart from that I'm pretty easy going.

I have about 10 pairs of jeans and their all different fucking fits and cuts.

Some labels i'm a 32 waist, others a 34.

Then you get fucking horrid really low cut ones which hang off your arse.

Jeans should be universal size to save the hassle of shopping for your size.

 Nah just throw them out, and explore the delights of other trousers.

  Jeans on birds are acceptable though.

Tea or coffee with sugar in it
Fosters
Offal
Goats Cheese
People who are against GM Foods but don't actually know what they are
People who are against all animal testing but don't want anyone to die from incurable disease
24 hour supermarkets that only have one person on a checkout at 11pm with a queue of 12 people
People who walk slowly
White socks if you aren't a Blues Brother
People in bands who bang on about 'commercialised music' and are desperate to get signed and in the charts and become exactly the same
People who smell bad but don't know it
People who smell bad and know it but do nothing about it
Washing up
January
Girls with huge hoop earings
Violence over stupid things 'Oi, you spilt my pint' etc
Pubs that serve shit Guinness
Carry On films
Poncy 'modern' ornaments
Screw top wine bottles
Cold callers
The way weetabix is really hard to get off crockery when its dried
People who DIY jobs on a house and fuck it up so the next owners can never change the light fittings / doors / skirting boards / whatever without a giant pain in the arse
Ja Ja Binks
Stupid people

that was quite therapeutic.

people who ask you if you've had a nice weekend/christmas when they really don't give a fuck

What trousers should i explore Reg?

Cords?  :D

 I'll hold my hands up to an early 70's cord habit...amidst a mass of loon pants.

  For some years I survived on navy surplus stock from when our jolly tars regularly plied the tropics and were kitted out accordingly.

  Second hand suits from the 60's provided suitably tapered trousers into the 80's...when I picked up a taste for outdoor gear....lightweight stuff, easy to dry, with loads of side pockets etc  and of course shorts for the summer.

Ralphy you fucking tart, just try them on and see if they fit.

Couldn't agree more. I presume it's supposed to be used in merriment, however. I just find the sight of it makes me uncomfortable.

It makes me think of really obvious false laughter. Kind of like saying, yeah, really, really funny, listen to me laugh really loud on my own.

falling asleep with ya jonny on after shooting ya bolt  :shock:

or is that just something that happens to me?  :oops:  :soapy tit wank:

Good shout on Cold Callers axs. Especially if they happen to be preaching some form of pretentious religious bollocks.

Iced Tea/Coffee - its meant to be served hot you bunch of freaks...

 You don't need a jonny for wanking....try it without.

or a soapy tit wank. In fact half the fun is where it all goes.

you aint heard of a posh wank then  :wink:

  No, do tell me about it, Im guessing its nothing to do with Beckham's missus or Peterboro.

urban dictionary:-

To masturbate whilst wearing a condom. Hence, too posh to clean up after yourself!

or an alternative for you reg

a poor mans posh wank-To put you penis in an old sock and masturbate

found this whilst on urban dictionary which i found mildly amusing

premature evacuation-Getting caught while sneaking away after a one night stand.

that is rather amusing

even more amusing and apt

dotcomrade= An Internet acquaintance; someone you chat with but have never actually met.  8)

I used to have loads of them but I've ended meeting most of you cunts.

  Good.

 Whats wanking into a femidom called?

A Manchester Road wank?

Depends if it's being worn.

i think thats one for the females of this forum reg....toni?!?!

and i forgot - all make-up and perfume adverts ever.

I've read that a few times without noticing my mistake. There was obviously an up in there.

Everybody I've met from here has been awesome. Even the people I think are a bit annoying on here end up being better in real life. It's like the tef only attracts ace people.

ahhhh, team hug??

no, you're the best ben  :blahblahblah:

you'll be glad to know i can drink again soon.

you have been warned

woot. That will deserve a celebration.

and can you save me any left over drugs? I'll take anything me. That Ibuprofen can be a bit moreish

I had throat pills tonight, a lethal mix of caffiene, ibuprofen and paracetemol. Washed down with a bit of Horlicks. Mmmm

Oh and my pet hate currently is fireworks going off now.

scavvie kids doing penny for the guy :evil: fuck off you little cunts!

just give them a penny.

you could deliver at speed if you wanted to.

I hate

Richard"Smug cunt" Madley
Radio 1
Big Brother
Fiona Phillips
Plastic fans (Any sport)
My new neighbours and their noisey kids
Chavs
Smooth flow beer
cheap wine
over priced food
people who shop in waitrose and think they are royalty
Amy Whinehouse
Yanks

I hate Chris Moyles, he is a cunt. I was just on my way to work after having to say goodbye to one of my horses because he is being put down this morning, only to hear that twat going on about killing old horses and turning them to glue. Well done, I can't stop crying now.

Very sorry to hear about that, I agree Moyles is a prick. He thinks he is funny but really is a tosser.

I hate blokes that 'act up' to try and impress women

Is that with a "the", or a "my" Reg ?

I hate the fat yorkshire knobjockey.

In the mornings I listen to Christian O'Connell's breakfast on Virgin.  Worth putting up with the ads and mw reception in the car for

- Decent music
- a presenter who is actually funny
- who doesn't go on about himself all programme
- or doesn't have loads of his production team part presenting the programme

What terrible,shitty news Birdy, you must be devastated. It seems to have been a really crap month for people's animals

Let me guess......do you drive a Ford with their notorious piss poor AM reception?

No an Alfa 147 and to be honest the MW reception's not too bad at all, just not as crisp as FM.

Oh yeah and sorry to hear about the horse Birdy.

Cheers guys, I think we should have a day of mourning for everyone's losses  :(

Sorry to hear that birdy...

I avoid Radio 1 at all costs.

Moyles = Self publicising egotestical wanker
Mills = Metrosexual not sure if he's gay or not laugh at your own shit jokes wanker
Edith = Yawn - "get in!" - Fuck Off
Whiley = Yawn - if I want to know about shite TV shows I'll watch them thanks
Sarah Cox = Please shut up you northern cow
Dave Pearce = roll a fat one my arse, take your cunting cap off and stick your head on a train line you talentless couldn't mix for shit wanker
JK & Joey = Zig & Zag?
Westwood = didn't know radio one did comedy, drop the bomb baby on my Oxfordshire public school boy arse

Bring back Lard n Scrawn!

I usually listen to Radio 4  :oops:

If I want to listen to music then I-Pod all the way.

Rant over. Thankyou.

I agree, have to listen to radio one at work all day and it drives me mad.

Radio 2 all the way.... 8)

I listen to either radio 4 or 6music. On a Friday night I sometimes switch over to Virgin because Bruce Dickinson does my fucking head in on 6.

I actually prefer this.

Don't get me started on Radio 2...Terry fucking Wogan, Ken fucking Bruce, Travis! Please, pass the hammer I think my radio needs fixing...

Steve Wright is ace though. Can't beat a bit of popmaster  in the am I'm afraid.

Yeah the quiz is good but the host's a cunt

steve wright is a sycophantic self-publicising cunt.

bo - marc riley (lard of mark n lard fame) has a show on 6music on wed, thurs and fri evenings - very good. never realised he played bass in the fall.

6music is going downhill, they keep replacing the DJs with comedians/presenters...goodbye phill jupitus, andrew collins, gideon coe. lamacq will be next :(

Yeah cheers, me no have DAB at the mo, but investing soon!

radio 2 is my station of choice.chris evans is good and i like janice long too.i never listen to radio 1.5 live for live footy and talksport occasionally. james whale is sometimes good,sometimes dire

james whale and jon gaunt are racist ignorant bigotted cunts.

i quite like talksport though, esp alan brazil and a.n. other in the mornings and ian wright and a.n. other in the early evening.

i hate jon gaunt and whale is a self obsessed fool,but he has some good guests at times.

XFM is usually ok....although the fact they seem to play the dirge that is Linkin park every ten minutes means i've not listened to it for a while.

I like Radio four,even when there is no cricket on it  :D

I only ever listen to the radio on Saturdays and that's 5Live, Brunel and BBC Wilts.

I prefer to use Pandora radio on the net, just music that you choose to listen to.

I like listening to Woman's Hour on Radio 4 if I'm working in the morning. It's been a bit shit recently though, turned into the fucking Breast Cancer show.

I like Radio 1 but don't like Moyles at all.

Mills is funny i don't care what anyone says.

The 100 mile drive from mine to Birdys after work on a Friday. Any other time it takes 1 and 3/4 hours. Friday rush hour means up to 4 hours.

Managed it in two hours today as I took a half day.


Oh, and still this fucker ----->  :soapy tit wank:

Also has his own band for a while - Marc Riley and the Creepers who were sort of alright but not great.

And The Shirehorses  :D

Heeeeey country boy,
what are you staring at,
you randy little twat......

mark radcliffe is a wittering twat.um eh um eh fuck off you tosser!

Going down, Going down little Franny Lee,
Down to division three,
We`ve only one lad who isn`t half bad,
And that`s little George Kinkladze.

And at first the crowd roared,
But now they`re just bored,
They go la la la la la, la la la la lee,
This is the ballad of Franny Lee.

I can`t go down and I won`t go down,
I've spent twelve million quid on city,
Of the money I`ve made in the bog paper trade,
(Alan Ball) Well bloody hell, don`t blame me.

In their prime Mark and the boy Lard were comedy gold.  Absolute radio greats.

Whether you like Moyles or not you can't seriously suggest that Scott Mills is funnier than Moyles. Mills is not funny but occasionally one of his writers will think up a decent feature, Chappers can be funny occasionally, Moyles is a funny guy but a bit annoying sometimes, I'd still rather listen to him than any other daytime radio show though since Mark and Lard finished. Radio 2 is very dull and they play almost all the crap that radio one play but not much of the good stuff. I would try 6 music but I can't get it in the car. Steve Lurpak is a legend though.

most manchester-based musicians have been in 'the fall' at one point or another.

that shirehorses album was gold.

I shop at Waitrose, not cos I think I'm royalty, but because where I live it's either Waitrose or Tescos, and anything I can do to stop Tescos in their mission to take over the FUCKING planet. I also like the way Waitrose don't have adverts with Ian Wright working on the fish counter, James Nesbitt stacking wine shelves, Alan Hansen spunking off about how amazing Morrisons is, or Martin Clunes buying milk in his pyjamas.

i used to work in waitrose. they paid me £2.72 an hour.

How shocking! Supermarkets usually have an outstanding record of treating their employees superbly. That's why the people that work there are always laughing and being really helpful. I bet Alan Hansen got paid more than that for pretending to shop at Morrisons.

actually i was chuffed with it as i was 16 and it was some years ago. i was always really helpful and cheery as a direct result of this.

i got £3 an hour at st ivel.i lasted 3 days

At college I used to work at tesco part time, depending on the hours you worked (12 hours on a sunday) i used to earn about 900 a month.

£4.69 at morrisons. bloody slave labour

i like morrisons.nice stress free shopping,always pretty quiet in there

OI use asda as its on way home but its skantky as fuck!  Tesco looked after staff

Its cause all the sensible people go the extra 500 yards to asda wallmart instead  :D  You only get the old and the fat from the local area normally

well i live in with the east side massive and shop there quite often

stfc gazza shops their aswell. i stalk him

did you serve me last saturday dave.have you black hair,youngish lad

nah, im not gormless enough to work on the tills, and i dont have dark hair

Its dyed blonde i reckon.

Nah, Dave's a ginger innit.

the boy dave is a ginger.

i got £6.50 per hour at tesco

but you sold drugs, surely thats more pay than stacking shelves  :wink:

back on track, i fucking hate westsiders! floppy haired faux posh cunts.

Caravans and Gerald Phillips.

And yep, still this fucker ----->  :soapy tit wank:

What's wrong with Caravans?

They take up too much room and are generally owned by special people. Not that your parents are a bit specialist, obviously  :D

that's you off the xmas card list then  :soapy tit wank:  :soapy tit wank:  :soapy tit wank:  :soapy tit wank:

I'm with Sussex on this one, caravans should be banned!!!

Seconded. I fucking hate westsiders. They're pretentious, and have a 'we're better than you but we'll pretend we're friends so other people think I'm cool' attitude.  "Have you seen this band? They're like shoegaze/experimental/Jazz/mathrock, ah man they're like.. sooooooooooooooooo good" Fuck off you aviator glasses, scarf wearing cunts!

Why do caravan drivers never pull over when they know full well that there are 80 cars behind them?!!  :x

i love you x

Who are Westsiders?  Sorry to ask a stupid question, but I don't know...

1) People with bad breath who stand right in your face and talk to you.

2) People who talk down to you all the time like their god's gift.

3) People in bars who barge you out of the way cos they think their something special.

4) Dogs that jump up and slobber all over you. Just fuck off.

5) People who can't park straight and slam their car door open and scratch my paintwork.

6) Underclass knobs with no manners.

the cunt that lives behind across the field behind our house who has had a bonfire every single day for at least a fortnight.

The stewards in the county ground car park after the game.

Fireworks in built up areas  :x

dont park there then

has anyone mentioned the board?? :wall:

It's just the convinence i suspose.

Is the cricket club a nightmare to get out of too?

I used to park at St Joseph's school.

shrivenham road, tesco car park or merlin - all free

birds with big hands...i don't like birds wiv big hands, big hands mind u!

I hate alcohol

Do they have strangely husky voices and a hint of 5 o'clock shadow?

I don't like birds with hands. I like stumps. Or a hook attachment is better. Nothing turns me on more than the touch of a cold metal pointy prosthetic against my unprotected scrotum. Mmmm...

Smelly, untidy houses.

A customer on my round never gets out of his chair all day. The house is a shit hole and stinks. There is rotten food on the carpet.

How do people live like this? I feel sick everytime i take his mail in.

you were staring a bit much in the co-op last week.

try the letterbox instead. brilliant invention.

I hate it when people are walking side by side in a narrow corridoor when I'm walking towards them and look at you like you should be doing something to get out of their way, fuck off...

(yes that pretty much just happened)

He asks me to bring his mail in the house to him in the chair. Being a friendly helpful postie, I do, whilst holding my breath.

I hate the fact we will now have to wear polo shirts (uniform) to work as the new girl cant cover up her big fat belly and my bossed are too scared to ask her to dress more appropriatly!  :evil:

PLUS she doesnt drive and I have to keep giving her lifts and her breath is putrid!

DHL wouldn't do it, Ralphy.

Royal Mail are bringing in blue combat trousers soon, the fatties are moaning like hell.

Toni

they always do  :wink:

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Couldn't you just say "Hey put it away lardy no-one wants to see it....and while you're about it brush your bloody teeth"

i'm going to break your legs, axs.

char - can i have her number please, she sounds like my type.

it was actually meant to be a sexual complement to all the big girls who have fun in the sack you attention seeking little board member.

I shared round a large bag of mints yesterday afternoon so it wasnt too bad but this morning was horrid and plus I cant afford to buy industrial size bags of mints every day

I comtemplated speaking to her about her way of dress on the way home by I spoke to my colleague about it and he said not too as she would only get upset and complain to my bosses then I would get in trouble.
 
Sonic shes just split up with her boyfriend so I could put a good word in  :wink:

TBH she looks like the type that doesnt wash her minnie  :x

grrrrr she makes me feel like I am twitching with insanity and I can see flies around my head

eeeewwwwww

Charlotte! How rude!

WELL its true

If people are big then whatever I dont have a problem with that - but please at least wash regulaly and wear clothes that cover you up! your at work for the love of god!

I was just going to eat a tuna sandwich.

You've put me right off.

definitely my type. sounds as if she has low standards, perfect!

All she needs is a man mask eh? :wink:

Would you really want your first time to be with someone with a smelly minnie?  :wink:

Stop the smelly minnie talk  :chunder:

Someones in trouble!

 :soapy tit wank:  sounds like she probably doesn't need one

fair point, well made.

i know i can always rely on you to look out for me charlotte  8)

I wanna hook you up with a hottie - someone you have things in common with not some minging old sow

I hate:

Thai's who question or, even worse, approve of my command of English.

Stupid people

Trying to spread hard butter on bread/toast.

*Please check apostrophe. By the way, I'm English.

So basically, any opinion at all ?

I thought you said it was her breath ?

people (mainly 18 - 30 year olds) from West Swindon.

Ash and Sam then  :D

Ive now come to the conclusion it could be both  :cry: theres just a genral smell of foust!

yes, you've got it.

Hold on! When I first read this reference I assumed you lot were being all urbane and referring to those trust-fund supported, desperately hipper than thou cunts from Notting Hill, who have started referring to themselves as Westsiders.

Are you seriously telling me that people from fucking Westlea and Grange Park are starting to fancy themselves? What the FUCK has anyone living that close to Toothill got to be so fucking smug about?

exactly.

This thread is ace

I hate
-crap, pointless threads that stay on topic  :wink:
-Swindon Town ticket office (sometimes) :evil:
-the Americans here in London who find the way I talk funny. I'M THE ONE TALKING PROPERLY YOU MONGS!
-people who can't accept my beliefs even though I don't force them upon anybody else
-Londoners who complain about their transport system which gets them pretty much anywhere within then M25 in the time it used to take me to get to work in Swindon

Oh and that Fred Elliot guy does my head in  :mrgreen:


(just kidding buddy!)

its not a pet hate, just thought i'd bring it up to get some sympathy :D but my knee hasnt healed properly and i now have fluid on my knee, and i'm back up the hospital at the end of the month to see what the doctors recommend. woop.

I fucking love the London transport system really and its so fucking cheap for what you get.


Oh.................I I hate Gingers !!!

 :mrgreen:

The cushions they put on beds on daytime telly makeover programs.

No need :oops:

RANDOM ATTACK !!!

pillows  :shock:

No not pillows :D

They scatter about 20 cushions across the top of the bed ,its "dressing" apperently.I think its annoying and would take me longer to get into bed :mrgreen:

Plus when you do go to bed said cushions end up all over the floor!

Oooh, that'd make me a Westsider then. And Si Pie. And Bushey.

And me! Fucking cunt, i'll kill him!  :twisted:

I don't think I hate anything really, I've decided I dislike Danny Dyer alot though

I've got one. People always going on about teaching inner city council estate kids about living in the country.  Nobody ever thinks that it might be worth teaching better off kids about living in a shitty council estate.

jealousy is an ugly thing.

Jealousy is awesome. I'm pretty sure we've all been there, when your heart starts beating and the adrenaline starts pumping. You get to that point where you'll do anything to get the attention off that girl who's hanging around with that other loser.

You get drunk and act like a twat and regret it the next morning. The regret, anger, hate and love are all amazing in that combination.

I live in Grange Park, and i'm not proud of anything!!

mulley, i heard you've got a bMINIw now.  :-))(

Yup. I picked it up about 2-3 months ago now. It's nice.

new or used? cooper, cooper s or one? colour? :P

Cooper S, 2004, Electric Blue

good, i was gonna call you a wee noncey poofter if it was anything else. thats the least gay mini they do.


still a beemer tho, grrrrrrr :P

I've already forgotten how to indicate or use a roundabout especially...

next you'll be asking your mates to call you Sanjeef and start whinging about being pulled over by the coppers, claiming they're all racist and you've done nothing wrong. :mrgreen:

trying to write a 4000 word essay in two days having not even found the sources to use let alone read them, with a hangover. thos is not fun

Actually, the John Cooper S Works is the least gay MINI.

The Cooper S only has 170 bhp. :D  :wink:

Now everything is seemingly fine in my little world I can now begin to care about inconsequential things.

The top thing that bugs me right now are people who say/write that they are going to a place with a 'certain someone'/or thanking a 'certain someone'. I am not, or do not wish to be Sherlock Holmes, Inspector Morse or Jonathan Creek and work out your stupid puzzle as to who this 'certain someone' is. If you wish to tell me and everyone else who is rocking your world then don't be such a cliched cryptic knob end.

Unless of course you're too embarrassed to say you had a good time by yourself last night or that you shagged my mother, then I'll let you off.

Able bodied people who stand still on escalators


I WANT TO DESTROY THEM

You'd have a field day here then Dave, they are ALL at it and when you ask them to move they give you a blank expression as though you are super thick or somefink.

And yeah Si, the guessing games. One of my pet hates is when somebody says: "Guess what", gets right on my wick.

And congrats on the resurrection of a 2 year old thread.

I must admit I was looking for some mega bumpage and this sprung to mind. I do that from time to time.

The 'guess what', 'nah nothing' whilst they're smiling away is a good one too.

I was at Gatwick yesterday and had great fun on the moving walkway, you know the ones that run adjacent to walkways, flat not an escalator. They go dead slow and i basically sprawled across it not moving pissing off people late for trains/flights.

Porn actors that leave only there fucking socks on

they look fucking stupid.