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Now I don't usually watch GMTV but I had to this morning to see this stupid bint on TV this morning.

What a pleb that woman is, she made herself look like a lunatic!!  If she went on there to change the public opinion of her, I think it may have backfired a little to say the least.

oh my god Im so glad someone else watched it!!

WHAT a stupid women she is

shouting and crying and making a scene over nothing - how come everyone else (people much more famous than her) manage to cope with press attention!!

Oh god she drives me bloody mad - just shut up stop reading what other people write about you - take your 10 squillon pound divorce settlement and bugger off!

She does strike me as being a totally unhinged mental bitch

As JFW says, take the money and fuck off. You are only famous for having one leg and marring an ex beatle. Dont expect the genral public to feel sorry for you when you are about to recieve £50m or whatever for doing nothing.

isn't she almost a pleb anyway?

The way she was speaking in that high pitched voice then it'd just go back to normal and the way she was speaking over the interviewer was awful to watch.

I felt so sorry for poor Fiona she was trying to sort of keep her on track but she was wailing like a banshee!!

I love my GMTV in the morning  :oops:

i liked her fake cry and squeeky voice, anyone else see tears??? what a fake.  I do think she is being harrassed and think it's unfair but she has just made herself look a prick on national tv!!

who the fuck is she anyway?

Full interview available from midday should you so wish (I can't believe I've just looked for that :oops: )

http://www.gm.tv/index.cfm?articleid=24657

I've no sympathy at all, complete self-publicist - marry one of the most famous men in the world then complain about the publicity it brings.

Apparently her first reaction on the day Diana died was telling people she could take over Diana's role for her landmine charity.

Ringo's wife.

I would.

 :soapy tit wank:

Heather Mills-McCartney-Starr.

Full of wrong!!  :soapy tit wank:

she probably wants some more money
I cannot belive she had a kid with him, that must have been a hard days night

She reminds me of that joke

"Would you shag a woman with a wooden leg?
(your mate says something like "Yeah if she was pretty etc")

(You then reply)

"I wouldn't, I'd use my cock"

Do you use a dictaphone ?

No, my finger, like most other people.

Sir Paul offered to buy her a plane for Christmas.... She said fine, but what am i going to shave my other leg with!

Comedy gold !

Reminds me of Peter Cook's classic sketch;

"A lovely leg for the role. I've got nothing against your right leg. The trouble is - neither have you."  :D

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Try it Ralph, next time you're up the pub.  Usually when you mate replies he'll um and arrr about it for a bit, getting all deep and meaningful about it, then you hit them with your response.  Then go on about actually shagging a woman using a wooden leg is disgusting etc.

Class.

are you saying you wouldn't shag a woman with a wooden leg? even if she really wanted you too?

For the record I would.

Would you take the leg off first though?

I would tell you a story about her that would make you hate her even more, but in the present litigation state of the board I better not.

thats not what i meant.

You meant would you actually shag her with the leg, ah.

Depends i suspose. How big are wooden legs?  :D

i was thinking the sleek titanium jobs rather than a life-like one!

Suppose it depends if you start with the thigh or the foot end, although if you start with the foot the ankle could be problematical.

I suspose a wooden leg would remind you too much of a ventriloquist's dummy.

Even the Telegraph has a sense of humour, spot the ad half way down - The Beatles Help.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?xml=/arts/2007/10/31/mills131.xml

Just watched this. I can see where she's coming from. The media, en masse, are a disgrace. (Not because of what's happened to her, but in general.)

I feel sorry for her, because she's right. We know nothing other than the pile of shit served up to us to make money, which we then laughably treat as honest "news". It's not, it's entertainment. Plain and simple. Nothing more, nothing less.

i feel a bit sorry for her after watching that.oh, and yes i would.

I was hoping someone would say something like this.

I'm not really up on the ins and outs of the story, but regardless of her (yes she did look a tad daft on telly) how are the media allowed to get away with printing such crap on a daily basis?

Surely they should be regulated in what they print somehow?

We all know a lot of its untrue, but so many people use whats printed in the media to form our opinions, and in the case of this woman, make her life hell.

i met her the other day, she was really nice.

I'm sure she is a lovely person, still doesn't stop her from making a huge mistake by doing that interview this morning imo.

Was she not offered a £30m settlement out of court but turned it down?  If thats accurate, I hope she gets as little as possible.

wow you hanging out with Z list celebs makes me love you even more! I expect to see you in Heat Magazine next week!

ive been in that before :D  and ok magazine before you ask.

So you're like our very own Z list celebrity then Mex?

he's a starfucker.

damn right. how many of you have shot your load on a woman who was on top of the pops that night?

who wants to be a WAG - I wanna be a mexette!

Wouldn't that make you "top of the pops" then Mex ?

mmm mexette, i like the sound of that.

shooting my load over a mexette sounds good

media whore  :soapy tit wank:

less of the media

I did whilst watching girls aloud

On her?

Surely in her would have given you maximum pointage?

No it's more points for facials or leaving their chest like a painters radio

I think it all stinks having a public divorce but I've got some sympathy for her regarding the media.  Cos I'm nobody, I've got away with a few evenings being totally out of order - but I used to imagine what the Sun headline would have been if I was famous :shock:   I bet everyone reading this could say the same and that's if they stuck to the truth.  If they decided to really do a hatchet job on your your life would be in tatters