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Is it me, or does anyone else find the Simon Cox chant that seems to originate from the chavs in the Kingswood Stand really, really ghey?

i aint heard it?

It's basically "Simon Cox, Simon Cox, Simon Cox" to the same tune as "On the pitch etc." or "Going down etc."

Not heard that, but yeah, it blows goats.

most of our chants are ghey and un-original....

we are sturrocks red n white army is good for a bit, then everyone starts clapping and ruins it

our support is fucking shit!

...and.....worst of all.......we STILL dont sing......'theres only one F in Ifil'

what???  :shock:

we dont sing it, and we should.....its a great chant

there's only one F in Ifil....

there is only one F in his name....also its an abbreivated version of theres only one fucking Ifil....and there is only one of him.

Makes sense to me, Ipswich fans used to sing it about Shefki Kuqi....there's only one F in Shefki

So back to your point about being original...

 :wink:

Oh Ok

I dont like naughty words

most people dont know about the ipswich song though......you have to admit its a bitter better than simon cox, simon cox, simon cox

Also I propose:

Barry Corr, Barry Corr
Barry Barry Corr
He gets the ball he's gonna score
Barry Barry Corr

It rhymes see...

As opposed to the tried and tested other one.

hmmm we sing that one anyway? dont we?

No, we sing the tried and tested on, at least we were on Saturday.  But then I suppose as soon as the song starts people will just carry on with what they know rather than what sounds better.  Mugs...

so what we're the TE singing then.....?

we sung that song before, well I have anyway....on my own, on my own, on my own

I think Billy Paynter should get the old Steve Finney song too... walking in a Paynter wonderland and all that jazz.

And Barry Corr should be confined to 'Barry, Barry Corr.... Barry, Barry Corr!'

The 'he gets the ball and scores a goal' one.

You see score and Corr sound the same, Corr and goal sound nothing like eachother.

I sing it wrong then.....and we sing the paynter wonderland song already.....or do I just sit there and sing on my own.

I haven't heard it sung yet. I think some idiots started a Super Billy Paynter one though.

It's like the old Danny Invincibile one - why did Oh danny danny, danny danny danny IS invincible never catch on?  The fifth danny always just becam daniel - rubbish.

Isn't there a Fulham fanzine "one F in Fulham"?  Originality rocks.

any "super" songs should be confined to Sam Parkin  :soapy tit wank:

"you'll never beat aljofree"

i like that one, even if it might be libellous.

Yes it has been sung. I thought that was our song for him not the super one. That's boring. That should be kept for Parkin really.

I like "Paynter wonderland" I must say. And Barry Corr to "Daddy Cool"

That's quality, I'm gonna be singing in my head that all day tomorrow now.  Good show.

On a side note for a future programme article I''d like to see Deco and Billy Paynter give their opinion on local Swindon girls.  They could give each girl a mark out of ten on looks, natural assets etc.  The feature could be called

"Paynter and Deco Rate her"

Shame the Portugeezers have gone then really, Deco would have been over here in a shot for that.

I'm gonna be living with a lad called Ben Coole this season - that song will be sung a lot!

Jesus Wept. Taxi for Jan!

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I second that emulsion  

(which could be Paynters goal celebration song as well, although Boney M's "painter man" woiuld seem more appropriate)

the song i hate the most is the
la la la........ fuck off!! song.

we should sing Swindon after it at least.

surely that would be even gayer?

agree though, that's a naff one

Never!

I like the fuck off chant. Represents Swindon quite fairly i think.

indeed.

Every other club shouts their name at the end.

We shout fuck off.

I like it

It's that unique Swindon attitude that's so hard to put your finger on! That's what makes us Swindon.

it's fucking shit.

makes us sound like right fucking morons

in some cases this is quite apt but on the whole the chant (in my opinion) is shit

As opposed to wrong fucking morons? Anyway, what they get up to in Salt Lake City in the privacy of their own homes, between consenting adults, is no business of ours!

right then, my fav subject of chants, we've gotta get one going about mooney (or a.n.other) to the tune of what england sing about shane warne (was at the ashes back in December in Perth and had everyone in stitches).

Shane Warne is an aussie, he likes to play around
he's gotta different girlfriend at every cricket ground
he's always getting in trouble, he's always getting in strife
and when he lost his hair, he also lost his wife

So....

Mooney is a wanker, he's had a lot of clubs
he's a money grabbin bastard, he's always in the pub
(feel free to enter a line here as I'm struggling a bit)
and when he left swindon, he joined the fucking scum

there is an air of inevitability about something to do with mooneys mum me thinks for the 3rd line  :soapy tit wank:

he thinks he's fucking clever, he's really fucking dumb

How about "feel free to enter a line here, as I'm struggling a bit"

i'd sing it. although i'm a song whore sheep and will sing anything that someone starts.

Why do we sing songs about other clubs or ex players rather than about our own club? Songs about Mooney are pointless!

To let the players know that as soon as they leave we'll hate them.

yeah, i can see that having a major effect

Because we dont like them?  Theres more to football songs than just pro swindon sentiments. Every club in the land has songs about their rivals / cuntish ex players

how about "it has been rumoured that he takes it up the bum"

Leave Mr Mooney alone, he needs to focus on scoring

Something you're bound to have a problem with once your balls have been posted all over the net...

Dont you panic Mr Tom, I will have a wash and a little trim prior to posting

You're resigned to the likelyhood of this having to happen then?

I think we all are  :?

I think the bald one has let me down.  I am gutted, but hey ho I will take a picture and put it up some day soon

I love the smell of victory! £20, thank you very much.

What happens if he's shipped back on loan to a L2 club and gets the target?

Then John owes me £20 and his balls are on display

my balls!! don't be ridiculous, that was never the agreement!

You have one bald bollock? That's a bit unusual  :?