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Title: kill me... Post by: walrus on Tuesday, October 23, 2007, 04:21:27 oh fuck... lost my phone again tonight... it'd be funny but it's my 7th handset in 10 months... I thought ultra tight white skinny jeans would render it impossible to lose a phone but somehow I manage it. I'm a stupid cunt. Will someone put a bullet in my head. I'm on the verge of killing myself... espesh as I promised a girl I like I'd send her a drunken text and now I can't... She'll probably think I'm fucking someone else. Aids.
Also, if the cunt that hijacked my account would give it back, it'd be much appreciated... Or I can stay [email protected] forever, you cunt. :( :( :( Title: Re: kill me... Post by: Spud on Tuesday, October 23, 2007, 05:22:26 Quote from: "walrus" oh fuck... lost my phone again tonight... it'd be funny but it's my 7th handset in 10 months... I thought ultra tight white skinny jeans would render it impossible to lose a phone but somehow I manage it. I'm a stupid cunt. Will someone put a bullet in my head. I'm on the verge of killing myself... espesh as I promised a girl I like I'd send her a drunken text and now I can't... She'll probably think I'm fucking someone else. Aids. Also, if the cunt that hijacked my account would give it back, it'd be much appreciated... Or I can stay [email protected] forever, you cunt. :( :( :( :fag: Title: Re: kill me... Post by: Batch on Tuesday, October 23, 2007, 07:31:50 Quote from: "Spud" Quote from: "walrus" oh fuck... lost my phone again tonight... it'd be funny but it's my 7th handset in 10 months... I thought ultra tight white skinny jeans would render it impossible to lose a phone but somehow I manage it. I'm a stupid cunt. Will someone put a bullet in my head. I'm on the verge of killing myself... espesh as I promised a girl I like I'd send her a drunken text and now I can't... She'll probably think I'm fucking someone else. Aids. Also, if the cunt that hijacked my account would give it back, it'd be much appreciated... Or I can stay [email protected] forever, you cunt. :( :( :( :fag: Very George Michael. Title: kill me... Post by: Foggy on Tuesday, October 23, 2007, 07:31:58 You are a tart Walrus
Title: kill me... Post by: red macca on Tuesday, October 23, 2007, 08:07:57 Gay
Title: kill me... Post by: Dazzza on Tuesday, October 23, 2007, 08:54:51 White skinny jeans are so last year Walrus tsk. :-))(
Buy a old school brick to go wuith those jeans and you'llnotice when you've lost the thing. Title: kill me... Post by: dell boy on Tuesday, October 23, 2007, 11:42:13 Walrus go up to Steward 28 and call him a fucking wanker, this should help your situation. :wink:
Title: kill me... Post by: walrus on Tuesday, October 23, 2007, 12:17:23 What the fuck was I dribbling on about.... God I feel rough today, had a mare of a morning sorting my life out. Never doing anything again :|
Title: kill me... Post by: Sussex on Tuesday, October 23, 2007, 12:19:03 Quote from: "walrus" What the fuck was I dribbling on about.... God I feel rough today, had a mare of a morning sorting my life out. Never doing anything again :| Do you remember setting up a facebook page about it? Title: kill me... Post by: DV on Tuesday, October 23, 2007, 12:21:30 why would you need to text a girl, if you wear white skinny jeans.
That automatically makes you a fucking ghey! Title: kill me... Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, October 23, 2007, 12:31:12 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
White jeans Title: kill me... Post by: walrus on Tuesday, October 23, 2007, 14:25:19 Quote from: "Sussex" Quote from: "walrus" What the fuck was I dribbling on about.... God I feel rough today, had a mare of a morning sorting my life out. Never doing anything again :| Do you remember setting up a facebook page about it? Nope :mrgreen: I don't remember going out last night if I'm honest, I'm a bit of a whirl at the minute.... Title: kill me... Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, October 23, 2007, 14:27:00 Nights like that are ace. Until you have to face up to your actions anyway.
Title: kill me... Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, October 24, 2007, 08:57:50 Get some phone insurance mate.
Title: kill me... Post by: Spud on Wednesday, October 24, 2007, 15:25:05 Quote from: "Sussex" Quote from: "walrus" What the fuck was I dribbling on about.... God I feel rough today, had a mare of a morning sorting my life out. Never doing anything again :| Do you remember setting up a facebook page about it? :soapy tit wank: ace. |