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I'm bored. so i'm starting a thread on stuff that people collect. We all have something. Mine is bits of hi-fi, watches and emotional baggage. Oh and wine corks. don't even know why but I have 2 huge glass jars full of them by the fireplace.

1 and 2 p's

Flash git!

i change mine at the bank once a year, pays for all the christmas presents. although i also include 5s, 10s and 20s in that.

haha. I have £9-ish in my money bank  8)

i keep it in a spice girls lollipop tin  8)

I collect pubic hairs from birds who've shared my bed.....is this wrong?

do you file them alphabetically or chronologically Reg?

   :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

    Colour and length...obviously.

ginger first i presume?! what's the longest one? i'm intrigued!

 You some sort of perv....about 8 cms, though thinking about it its probably a rogue...a head hair.

8cms. that's just not right.

 That's curled, mind.   8cm when straightened.

uuuurrrrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhh

 You never had one stuck in your teeth then?

not yet, no. It does sound like an expeirience to look forward to thoug

you haven't lived yet.

it does seem that way  :D

how old mus she of been to have 8cm pubes though  :shock:

i think reg is exagerating. either that or his pube collection is fictional. or he sleeps with freaks. all possible.

I had visions of them all framed up on the wall, like butterflys

must be difficult to pin a pube to a board.

I feel that my perfectly innocent thread has been sordidly raped by Reg's pube collection.

oooo i dunno, bit of blu-tac. or he could have them dangling down from the ceiling if he had no frames to spare

you've thought about this too much now.

:D

Watches

Current count is 31

 :oops:

I collect sexually transmitted diseases - think i'm on 14 past and 5 present at the mo.

yuk and you kissed me on Saturday, that has just put me right off my tea  :(

I collect stamps.

ah yes sorry about that - you'll have one now! x

charming!  that's alright coz it means that sussex, axs, and flammable ben have it too  :D

wood boring beetles


oh.........................and damp

I was collecting empty wine bottles but I just cleared them all out of my room. The total number of them was beyond my calculating abilities but I'm guessing at least 80.

Oh and Pokemon. Pokemon are ace. Although I got told off for taking my gameboy to work the other week. Apparently I should grow up.

Ive been told that every week since 1981


just ignore them mate

Shades of grey.

I collect model Ferrari's.

i work with stamps all day. They are dull.

I kinda do too, but i've only got about 12. But one is a Ferrari Kinetic watch. {Geek Alert}

I hate watches. It makes it too easy to know what the time is.  I like the feeling of not worrying about trivial matters like time. Might be why I'm late for work a lot.

This is why I like watches.

When do we reveal to him that Pokemon aren't real guys?!

At the same time my Jolteon electrocutes the fuck out of the lot of you.

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z84/axs0/135Jolteon.png

rarrr. zap.

it seems the commen theme at the moment, street fighter, mario kart and now pokemon....BUT....

My Charizard would kill your Jolteon  8)

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z84/axs0/charizard.png

fight fight fight!

Yeah but my Gyarados would more than destroy your Charizard; worst starting pokemon choice.

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z84/axs0/gyarados.gif

ooooh.

my charizard cant be beaten, level 100 all done proper - nothing destroys him....

On the off chance that you did, I'd still have a Bulbasar, Squirtle, Articuno, Mewto and Zapdos in reserve

nerd  8)

It's worth the effort to level up that magikarp.

i'm not getting pics of all those motherfuckers.

Disclaimer: I am only joking, I am sure no Pokemon actually fuck their  mothers and this is in no way insinuated through my posts which are purely speculation.

That's the worst line up I've ever heard. Apart from mewto which is generally not aloud in competition. I'd wipe the floor with you.

ok, i'm seriously outgeeked, I'm going to bed.

I'm going to bed too, I've got work at 9am.

Night DV. Just don't forget that I'm better than you.

no chance, thats a class line up.

I think thats my old line up anyway.....might be wrong its been a fair few years....

I know my Charizard is ace though

You must have been proper geeky to get all of Squirtle, Bulbasaur and Charizard. That requires a link cable and a mate. The starting 3 aren't the best of any of the types and Charizard is the worst.

wobbles and I mainly store them around my belly. In the last fews years I have gathered quite a few wobbles and many people often come up to me and say " bloody hell mate, you've got alot of wobble"

:D its called karma for always calling me fat back in the day

i think this is a new lowpoint for the TEF :(

 Which bit exactly....that BB used to be a bit of a lard boy?

last time I start a thread then. Cunt.

Ive never been lardy reg, he just liked saying I was.  I got him back by ruining his chances with a teacher

  I'm  not surprised.....you seem a classic ectomorph.