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have the board rounded everyone up?

Ssssssssssssssssh!

Pin > drop.

Very busy on my new team Readings forum.

Maybe we don't have lifes like the rest of the people on here  :soapy tit wank:

Seems that very few actually bother going now or are banned,  so i suppose you lose interest..

true, although does working still mean I dont have a life (actually dont answer it)

How is reading yeovil?

Ive changed my mind about Reading,I think i'll become a Badger saving activists.How dare the goverment plan to kill all the Badgers :x

My old man has badgers in the garden, cunts keep digging up his landscaped garden - not for long when we gas teh buggers

Leave the fucking Badgers alone  :x

No chance they are affecting my inheritance, actually thats my step mums I might encourage them - dig dig dig

Yeovil you must know I love animals, in fact I stopped seeing a lass last week as I didnt know she had a cat - she locked it in the garage 24/7 - fuck that its harsh as fuck.

badgers are better than cows, thats a fact

Did you know that badgers can dig faster than a man with a spade?

I read that in badger facts.

They are nuts, they ahve ruined his home which random fact is cecil greens old pad

 Although liking badgers.....can you eat them and get badger milk...I'm not so sure.  You used to be able to get Badger beer, think it was a Dorset brew and a bit shit.

Yeah but can cows mark their territory by doing a handstand and rubbing their bottom on a tree to leave their scent?

Badgers can.

Aliens hold the key to the question which is better, a badger or a cow.

Have you ever heard of badger mutilation?

I'm not sure if that means they really like cows or really hate them mind.

Badgers are omnivorous, which means that they eat just about anything, including hedgehogs - skin, spines etc.

Badger facts is now in my favourites.

Thanks for the heads up spacey.

 Badgers eat hedgehogs.... :cry:

There was a hedgechog up at highworth when I played last week - dead

Thats evil! But im sure thats not really why you stopped seeing her :p
Where were you yesterday? Such an animal lover would have never forgotten that he offered to medicate my kitten...!

oh fuck I did, but didnt I say you had to remind me as I was a little tipsy?!?!

It was part of the reason

It's ok i only just remembered as i might have been a little tipsy myself :oops:
She only needs the ear drops now, i can kinda do that on my own!

  Norman :cry:

   http://www.geocities.com/johangambolputy/Dinsdale.jpg

If youy need a hand popping pills I am the man  :D

Norman is a gonna reg

If they went to specsavers they'd have seen the bloody badgers coming!

 Was Norman a very large hedgehog?

Hedgehog facts? They're omnivorous too! They eat mice and birds.

 Hedgehogs eat birds  :cry:

  Do they eat pikeys?

I don't think so, but how the fuck does a hedgehog catch a bird?

According to mouse facts, mice like bacon.

Did Bill Oddy know about this? He'd turn in his grave.

He is dead now isn't he?

Oddys not dead is he :o

 I spose all the little Birdy's are having a sleep and teh big bad hedgehog creeps up on them at night and.... chomp.

Bastards! Sounds to me like the badger's well within its rights.

i saw him a few months ago at paddington and he didn't look particularly embalmed.

Ooops, Bill Oddie/Johnny Morris. Close enough  :)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/programmes/who/bill_oddie.shtml

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/classic/animalmagic

No that isnt close enough :x

What's 25 years between dead people? One of which is still alive?

Talk about splitting hairs!

 :D

Its like Jollity farm in here.

   All the little pigs, they grunt and howl
The cats mee-yow
The dogs bow-wow
Everybody makes a row
Down on Jollity Farm

All the little pigs, they grunt and howl
(Grunt, howl, grunt, howl)
The cats mee-yow
(Mee-yow, mee-yow)
The dogs bow-wow
(Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff)
Everybody makes a row
Down on Jollity Farm

All the little birds go tweet, tweet, tweet
The lambs all bleat
(baaaaa!)
And shake their feet
Everything’s a perfect treat
Down on Jollity Farm

Regular as habit
The cocks begin to crow
Can the old buck rabbit
Sing “Stuff it up your jumper”
Vo-do-de-oh

All the little ducks go quack quack quack
(quack quack quack)
The cows go Moo
The bull does, too
Everyone says how do you do
Down on Jollity Farm

  Vivian Stanshall

yes, it's just like Jollity farm Reg.  :shock:  :?

 How do you do?

right hand, tight grip.

 You'm be a country boy then.

yesssireee

Did you know that Badgers are often known as Hairy Land Manatees?

where's the d'oh smiley?

street fighter II has kept me quiet all night....

....damn that m.bison!

I've been playing Final Fantasy 9.

Did you know that when Street Fighter II was released in America they Switched the names around of Vega, Balrog and M.Bison. M. Bison was originally the Boxer but Capcom pooed themselves about getting sued by Mike Tyson.

I did know that.......in the Street Fighter II animated movie the boxer is called Mike Bison, the masked Spanish fighter is called Balrog and Bison is called Vega!

I downloaded in via the virtual console for my Wii.....started playing it on 1 star, then 2 star etc.....just finished it on 5 star.

6 and 7 star to go.....

Shoud keep me occupied for a bit...

 I believe this to be the case in one particular corner of Old Town.....but as yet isn't in common useage.