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You know when you're tired but you can't really sleep because you fancy drinking shit loads of wine and getting more wankered because you've done fuck all but work for 2 days? Yep.

HIYA BEN!

wow, its great to hear from you guys! how you all!?

fuck me, that killed it quick.

Sorry, I'm watching the new southpark. I paused it to reply. What fucking more do you want you ginger cunt jew.

drink would be good. oh, i have a beer. i'm watching hot fuzz. again.

Oooooh.. I need to watch hot fuzz again.

But I have a million unwatched films to watch first.

Or I could just watch Mean Girls again. That film is ace.

i'm a bit disapointed.i was expecting to read carnage on here after returning from work tonight just like last nights drama.

It's only just started. I don't remember you on a late night thread before Arriba. They tend to be pretty sedate.

i have dabbled with the old late night threadamejig.but not for a while ben

Fair do's, my memory is short. shorter than a Japanese midget. I would have said Chinese midget but the porn isn't as good.

i have work tomorrow  :cry:

a little bit of bukkake?

you high on the ecstacy buzz scummer?

You can't beat a bit of bukkake.

I just realised I haven't eaten properly since Tuesday. I'm going to go find some munch

pupils like dinner plates? jaw like a bear trap? can't take a piss if you life depended on it?

a little. i left early though, it's on til 3.

fucking lightweight.

i stood in the toilet at po na na tonight and tried to piss for about three minutes. not a drop.

quality  :mrgreen:

Fucking hell, the new southpark is random, I mean it's obviously a bit of a terrorist attack threats in our minds representation but then it goes more mental.

sweet baby jesus, i'm never doing this again. just phoned in sick for work.

:D

are you back in oxford or still in narrfark?

just sit down to piss. Works everytime for me.

I wouldn't really want to sit down on a toilet in a public place

norwich

quit my temp job at a book place and got a job at hmv. its quite boring already, but there were lots of crazy people in today, they seem to flock to record stores

all the crazy people buy or want to buy dr who. why is this?

They're all friends with Oevil.

8)

dr who rocks.

That would make one hell of a musical.

i will date billie piper one day. fact.

if you dump her and she's on the rebound let me know.

one of my work colleagues picked up her and her broken down Range Rover at Membury t'other day.

I wasnt working though :x

so you want my sloppy seconds

do you work for the AA?

She's going back to Dr Who apparently. Too far between dimensions my arse.

No,but that sort of thing.

only Billie. unless you consistently date a string of hotties, in which case yes.

 :o is she

RAC? Green Flag? Oevil Recoveries?

yeovil gets paid to listen to the radio, surf the internet, smoke fags and land planes.

i want his job.

He's living the dream.

I work for Greenmeadow and they work for Rac,GreenFlag,.Brittania,Etc.

But what Mex says pretty much sums it up :D

lucky bastard. pushing tin and internet surfing.

oh fuck off ben you cunt

:x shocking

thats it fucking edit your post to make me look like a cunt

What have I done this time?

did i miss something?

thats right ben play the fucking innocent. twat.

ah, the musical one.

ben deleted his post

hello gentlemen

someone set us up the bomb !!

ok.

ben is behaving like a prima dona

he's getting into the media whore lifestyle.

mex has teh aids.

hi ben
thought you might be drunk, so i thought i would try and spin you out a bit.

lots of love mexico red xx

hi mex
i've worked all day today and have work again tomorrow morning so I'm depressingly sober. Good effort though. On another night you would have got me.

lots of love flammableBen xx.

I'm off to bed. Night everybody.

Tomorrow night off work. Yey.

I don't have to work on Friday morning. Mega Yey! Although I might have to. Not Mega Yey.

Oh well, if I do then I'll just start drinking earlier. Super Yey!

Then no more all day work until next week. Mega Super Yey!

And I'm guaranteed some days of when I become an uncle. Woot.

Although as I've got Saturday off anyway, my sister better hold off until early next week.

Anyhoo.

Night.

good night dear