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Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: sonic youth on Tuesday, October 16, 2007, 19:35:35
stick 'em in here, i'll use this post as a way of compiling suggestions so people can pick and choose them if needs be.


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: JOHNNY REEVES on Tuesday, October 16, 2007, 19:37:39
welcome potential new investor :soapy tit wank:


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, October 16, 2007, 19:38:12
The board killed Jesus.


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: sonic youth on Tuesday, October 16, 2007, 19:39:06
Quote from: "JOHNNY REEVES"
welcome potential new investor :soapy tit wank:


'we come in peace'?


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: glos_robin on Tuesday, October 16, 2007, 19:39:11
More lies than you can shake a stick at!


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, October 16, 2007, 19:39:44
Paul Davis is innocent....George Davis was a florist


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, October 16, 2007, 19:42:16
Quote from: "glos_robin"
More lies than you can shake a stick at!


More lies than a Parkinson's sufferer can shake anything at.


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: jimbob on Tuesday, October 16, 2007, 19:50:20
Sturrock or The Board? Who goes? You Decide?


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, October 16, 2007, 19:50:51
Quote from: "jimbob"
Sturrock or The Board? Who goes? You Decide?


How does that make sense?


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: reeves4england on Tuesday, October 16, 2007, 19:52:09
I like Ben's idea  :mrgreen:


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: herthab on Tuesday, October 16, 2007, 19:52:40
New Investor..................What Is Your Identity?

I've been watching too much daytime TV (Fucking Donny Osmond) :oops:


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, October 16, 2007, 19:52:50
SELL UP AND FUCK OFF!


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: jimbob on Tuesday, October 16, 2007, 19:53:30
sorry, my bad.

wasn't suppose to be a ? at the end of you decide.

my point is (or am i missing the point) that if this mess aint sorted out, there's a chance we'll lose sturrock (who most fans have faith in right?)


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: ghanimah on Tuesday, October 16, 2007, 19:55:23
Quote from: "herthab"
New Investor..................What Is Your Identity?

I've been watching too much daytime TV (Fucking Donny Osmond) :oops:


and why can't he pronounce the t in Identity? Not that I know what you're on about obviously


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: spacey on Tuesday, October 16, 2007, 19:56:15
Quote from: "jimbob"
sorry, my bad.

wasn't suppose to be a ? at the end of you decide.

my point is (or am i missing the point) that if this mess aint sorted out, there's a chance we'll lose sturrock (who most fans have faith in right?)


It think it might be a tiny bit more serious than that.


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: herthab on Tuesday, October 16, 2007, 19:58:10
Quote from: "spacey"
Quote from: "jimbob"
sorry, my bad.

wasn't suppose to be a ? at the end of you decide.

my point is (or am i missing the point) that if this mess aint sorted out, there's a chance we'll lose sturrock (who most fans have faith in right?)


It think it might be a tiny bit more serious than that.


Fucking hell Spacey!

Why don't you lighten up for fucks sake!

You're always so serious, it's fucking annoying.................


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: JOHNNY REEVES on Tuesday, October 16, 2007, 19:58:45
CRIMESTOPPERS-TRUST THE TRUST


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: spacey on Tuesday, October 16, 2007, 20:01:12
Quote from: "herthab"
Quote from: "spacey"
Quote from: "jimbob"
sorry, my bad.

wasn't suppose to be a ? at the end of you decide.

my point is (or am i missing the point) that if this mess aint sorted out, there's a chance we'll lose sturrock (who most fans have faith in right?)


It think it might be a tiny bit more serious than that.


Fucking hell Spacey!

Why don't you lighten up for fucks sake!

You're always so serious, it's fucking annoying.................


Soz, it's all just getting too much for me.


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: jimbob on Tuesday, October 16, 2007, 20:02:54
Quote from: "herthab"
Quote from: "spacey"
Quote from: "jimbob"
sorry, my bad.

wasn't suppose to be a ? at the end of you decide.

my point is (or am i missing the point) that if this mess aint sorted out, there's a chance we'll lose sturrock (who most fans have faith in right?)


It think it might be a tiny bit more serious than that.


Fucking hell Spacey!

Why don't you lighten up for fucks sake!

You're always so serious, it's fucking annoying.................


yeah spacey, what he said


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: spacey on Tuesday, October 16, 2007, 20:04:46
Quote from: "jimbob"
Quote from: "herthab"
Quote from: "spacey"
Quote from: "jimbob"
sorry, my bad.

wasn't suppose to be a ? at the end of you decide.

my point is (or am i missing the point) that if this mess aint sorted out, there's a chance we'll lose sturrock (who most fans have faith in right?)


It think it might be a tiny bit more serious than that.


Fucking hell Spacey!

Why don't you lighten up for fucks sake!

You're always so serious, it's fucking annoying.................


yeah spacey, what he said


I can only apologise again. I'm truly truly sorry for everything and I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me for any distress that I may have caused you and your family. Once again, sorry.


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: Batch on Tuesday, October 16, 2007, 20:17:18
I think we're all beginning to lose sight of the real issue here, which is: what are we going to call ourselves? I think it comes down to a choice between "The League Against Swindon Muppets" or, my own personal preference, which is "The Committee for the Liberation of out Idiot Town Overlords to Rehabilitate Investment in Swindon."

One drawback with that--the abbreviation is CLITORIS.


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: Spud on Tuesday, October 16, 2007, 20:26:46
HI MOM!


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: jimbob on Tuesday, October 16, 2007, 20:28:27
fuck off, we're the peoples front of the tef


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, October 16, 2007, 20:33:23
Quote from: "jimbob"
fuck off, we're the peoples front of the tef


No, we're the TEF People's Front.


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: jimbob on Tuesday, October 16, 2007, 20:34:23
splitter


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: Bogus Dave on Tuesday, October 16, 2007, 21:38:18
CONCENTRATE ON THE ROAD!!!!


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, October 16, 2007, 21:44:59
Save the Manatee.


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: RedRedRobin on Tuesday, October 16, 2007, 22:15:21
Who are Yuh?


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: Summerof69 on Tuesday, October 16, 2007, 22:20:28
STFC Board...You Are The Weakest Link....Fuck Off !!!


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, October 16, 2007, 22:34:07
Going on Si Pie's enthusiasm today:

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i151/sam_stfc/sipieneedsyou.jpg


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: TalkTalk on Tuesday, October 16, 2007, 22:36:43
You could have done it British style with Lord Kitchener Sam  :P


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, October 16, 2007, 22:36:46
Haha ace.

I have gone a bit mental today, but some people do seem more content about complaining that nobody is trying to make proper plans.


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: sonic youth on Tuesday, October 16, 2007, 22:39:00
well if people stopped going to pubs or photoshopping pictures of forumers, perhaps something might get done.


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, October 16, 2007, 22:40:18
Who went to the pub, why wasn't I invited?

Oh I did got to the pub...I remember.


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, October 16, 2007, 22:46:54
Quote from: "TalkTalk"
You could have done it British style with Lord Kitchener Sam  :P


Like this?

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i151/sam_stfc/sipieneedsyou2.jpg


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: TalkTalk on Tuesday, October 16, 2007, 22:49:03
Quote from: "Samdy Gray"
Quote from: "TalkTalk"
You could have done it British style with Lord Kitchener Sam  :P


Like this?

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i151/sam_stfc/sipieneedsyou2.jpg

 :soapy tit wank:

That's the one.

Ace, Si with a Village People moustache.


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Tuesday, October 16, 2007, 23:36:37
I'm afraid I'm a very simple man and after a few beers even more simple but shouldn't the banner say something like "Fuck off you cunts" - simple, easily understood and economical with the words.


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, October 16, 2007, 23:44:13
It'll probably offend those that don't need to be offended


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: TalkTalk on Tuesday, October 16, 2007, 23:48:30
Or people driving past will think that it is aimed at them.

Spectacularly effective anti-PR.


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, October 16, 2007, 23:48:36
aye. I'd lined up a few protest sound bites in preparation for the meeting on Monday. I didn't really say much though and didn't get a chance to use them.

One of them was about it being important to intimidate the right people.

I think it was "It's important to intimidate the right people." That sounds about right.

It might have come after something about Bunnies and Custard.


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: axs on Wednesday, October 17, 2007, 00:03:22
Support The Team, Not The Board


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: TalkTalk on Wednesday, October 17, 2007, 00:12:34
Quote from: "flammableBen"
It might have come after something about Bunnies and Custard.

You didn't actually get that in anywhere in the end did you Ben?


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: STFC Village on Wednesday, October 17, 2007, 00:29:47
I like Si's 'Pay Up Or Sell Up' slogan from t'other thread.

I might nab that :hide:


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Wednesday, October 17, 2007, 09:01:50
On reflection and sobering up I think my suggestion was a bit too heartfelt.


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, October 17, 2007, 09:55:21
"NO MORE LIES"

Nice and simple, but straight to the point.


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: Colin Todd on Wednesday, October 17, 2007, 10:02:42
"Pies not lies"
"£18m to BEST - surely you Jest?"
"Fatbury is a sex offender"
"what's your favorite cheese?"
"Left side has priority"
"another day, another lawsuit for STFC"


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, October 17, 2007, 10:07:50
We need something to do with the possibility of the club going bust/under.

Perhaps 'Deal or Bust'....??


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: RobertT on Wednesday, October 17, 2007, 10:36:59
Take 18 pence and piss off


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: returnofthereds on Wednesday, October 17, 2007, 10:56:23
Mike Diamandis
Stop taking the piss


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: ghanimah on Wednesday, October 17, 2007, 11:07:00
Swindon Town
A G reek Tragedy


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: janaage on Wednesday, October 17, 2007, 13:29:26
Robins by name, Robbing by nature.


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: DMR on Wednesday, October 17, 2007, 13:57:39
I. P. Freely


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: Phil_S on Wednesday, October 17, 2007, 14:38:16
Stop playing Russian roulette with our club.
Do a Deal, or Talk to Power
No more lies - Just Go
Sell for £1, & Go


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: lebowski on Wednesday, October 17, 2007, 14:39:11
i think there should be some pro-sturrock messages in there too.


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: kevjoycreed on Wednesday, October 17, 2007, 14:41:56
Quote from: "janaage"
Robins by name, Robbing by nature.


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Wednesday, October 17, 2007, 14:48:15
We are Swindle, we were supreme?


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: STFC_Gazzza on Wednesday, October 17, 2007, 15:07:12
S.O.S - SAVE OUR SWINDON

And underneath

WE ARE STURROCK'S RED AND WHITE ARMY


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: lebowski on Wednesday, October 17, 2007, 15:09:11
"GOLF SALE -->"


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, October 17, 2007, 18:04:14
Quote from: "lebowski"
i think there should be some pro-sturrock messages in there too.


Sturrock - Act like a pro and stay out our business  :wink:


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, October 17, 2007, 19:31:38
Who's going to make a banner then? Remember, no oscar winning performances, I want the truth people.

I'm going to force Ben to make one. So that's 2 at least.


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, October 17, 2007, 19:35:26
i've got nothing to make a banner with, can't make it into swindon tomorrow as i've got a doctors appointment.

i did suggest getting materials, has anyone done it?


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, October 17, 2007, 19:41:58
I've got some spray paint. I will get some stencils and a couple of cheap sheets tomorrow.

I can't afford much else I'm afraid. I understand if you can't get to the shops Sonic. That's country living for you!

It can't be that hard for anyone else in civilisation to get an old bed sheet and some paint or something though. Can it?


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, October 17, 2007, 20:12:10
I've got £60 cash of TUMDFC donations (£100 pending in PayPal), so I'll go and buy some stuff tomorrow.


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: red macca on Thursday, October 18, 2007, 12:41:44
New owners wanted


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, October 18, 2007, 13:13:38
I'M WITH
STUPID
-------->


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: hobodan on Thursday, October 18, 2007, 16:17:31
jim didn't fix it for me!

we'd rather have kassam n saddam, than diamandis n seton!

ssw, u've put in £8m over the years, we have put in more.. we are not askin for ours back!


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: JOHNNY REEVES on Thursday, October 18, 2007, 18:49:10
STFC    are we doing a deal or are we doing a deal?


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: herthab on Thursday, October 18, 2007, 18:52:28
There's no F in investor (See what I did there?)


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: Reeves for King on Thursday, October 18, 2007, 18:58:06
We are Leeds


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, October 18, 2007, 19:09:44
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v235/simon_pieman/DSC00340.jpg


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Thursday, October 18, 2007, 19:13:03
Ace  8)


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, October 18, 2007, 19:13:58
tick


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, October 18, 2007, 19:15:38
Can you make it play the countdown music?


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, October 18, 2007, 19:21:10
I'm sure you can do it for me...human beatbox stylee


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, October 19, 2007, 19:01:59
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i151/sam_stfc/CIMG0565.jpg


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, October 19, 2007, 19:06:25
Nice


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, October 19, 2007, 19:30:06
I've got one more sheet but don't know what to put on it.


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, October 19, 2007, 19:31:55
Will(s) you just fuck off ?


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: lebowski on Friday, October 19, 2007, 19:47:27
very good!


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, October 19, 2007, 20:20:07
Where there's a Wills there's a way (out)


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, October 19, 2007, 20:31:25
like it !


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, October 19, 2007, 20:32:42
like it !


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, October 19, 2007, 21:19:56
This one's my favourite 8)

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i151/sam_stfc/IMAGE_103.jpg


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, October 19, 2007, 21:22:07
Haha I only just noticed Sam used a fitted sheet for the first one  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, October 19, 2007, 21:23:15
I blame my missus, I gave her strict instructions and she failed.

Said sheet is now in the bin.


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, October 19, 2007, 21:26:41
Shame. Could have had some fun on it with the missus first, to make up for her dumb error.


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, October 19, 2007, 21:36:22
Quote from: "Si Pie"
Shame. Could have had some fun on it with the missus first, to make up for her dumb error.


Stop nicking my bed sheet ideas  :wink:


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, October 19, 2007, 21:37:27
You haven't seen the suggestion on the other l&p yet, have you?


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, October 19, 2007, 21:38:09
YES!!  :shag:  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Banner slogan suggestions
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, October 19, 2007, 21:44:36
Are you flirting with me Charlotte? Ooh errr  :oops: