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Title: splitting up with girlfriend? Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Sunday, September 16, 2007, 12:15:38 i was talking to a mate last night and i told him the following story which i had kind of forgot about, so i thought i would share it with you and you never know it might come in handy.......
i was seeing this girl for about 2 years, it was when i lived in birmingham and she was at uni and came from sussex, so out of term time i stayed at her parents house with her. now her father was a bit of a cunt, i was never good enough for his precious little girl and boy did he let me know it. so i had to put up with his patronising put downs and dirty looks for 2 years. i was always polite and curteous and never rose to it. so in the end she cheated on me. i found out whilst staying at the dreaded in laws. she admitted it to me upstairs in her room and we had a very heated exchange until i packed my stuff and left the house. as i was leaving her dad was sat at the kitchen table and as i passed him he asked me if everything was alright with a smug grin on his face. i replied " no, your daughter has found someone else, so i doubt we will be seing each other again, but i would like to thank you and your wife for always making me feel welcome." "well sorry about that" he replied with a grin from ear to ear. " no worries i said, these things happen, but i will tell you one thing i will miss, the anal sex, your daughter has incredible arse control" with his grin turned to a look of horror, i turned and walked out the door. Title: splitting up with girlfriend? Post by: STFC_Manc on Sunday, September 16, 2007, 12:20:05 :goodpost:
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