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Hey everyone,

I was just watching tv and totally forgot id bought a lottery ticket tonite and guess what, i got four numbers! i was totally over the moon and a bit bewildered by it all, until i realised....ive only won 28 fucking quid! what a total let down, i mean a real let down there i was thinking i could walk in to work on monday and shit on my managers desk. i was just wondering..whats the biggest lotto winnings uve had? know anyone whose won big? play it every week? dream of getting that winning ticket?

Don't do it.

Never have. Waste of money.

Sorry to piss on your (slightly just about smouldering) bonfire.

the thing is i think buying into the idea that you could be holding a ticket thats worth millions is worth it. i dont think ill ever get 4 numbers again but ill still try and hope

I once matched four numbers, but so did 32,000 other people so I got a grand total of 16 quid, even less than you did!

The odds don't match up with the pound you pay and the amount you win, but then it's the only way to win that sort of money, that an euro millions.

Not that I ever bother anyway.

I wouldn't call it big but, the best i've had was just under a grand in a syndicate at work. It was the weekend before I pulled out too as I was leaving the job. With my share of that and my leaving collection, that pound turned into a few hundred. Then I moved to Wales. You can't win them all i guess.

I won £3782.56 on the Euro millions at the beginning of last year.

Which was nice................................

The lottery is just not worth it. Ive done it a few times and won a tenner once.

I used to do the football million slip in ladbrokes which was quite good. Not sure if they still do it. I think its easier to win a million predicting the outcome of 20 football matches than picking random numbers. My mate won over £2k on it once.

anyone know anyone thats won over a mil ?

i do it every now and again...though i have taken up a saturday bet on the football and won nearly 200 quid on the 2nd weekend of the season  8)

Dell Boy

i saw that episode.

Some friends devised a workable lottery system which guarantees wins on a regular basis.

It works using an algorithm a statistician friend of mine devised from an old formula used in calculating the speed stars move away from us.

Anyway, he wins of varying degrees quite often, but what it shows, is that with study you can actually predict the balls that will come out at any given time with 80% accuracy.

4 balls is easy for him and he actually once managed to match 4 and the other 2 were 1 figure too high!

He had to adjust the formula following this and going by his rough calculations he expects to get 6 balls within the next 6 months.

Stop going on about it and tell us what the system is!

With all due respect Barry, how the fuck can you devise a formula that can predict which 4, 5 or six random balls will drop out of a plastic bowl.

Isn't that called guessing? Or we'd all be millionaires by now?

Thats bollocks im sorry. Its completely random. If he had a good system he would have won by now!!!

yes, i agree. and if he could get 4 numbers easily then he would buy 1000 tickets of those numbers.

the only lottery i do nowadays is shooting my load inside and hoping not to fertilise!

not sure which has better odds  :soapy tit wank:

No it's completely true and super easy to predict the balls. I'm joining his syndicate where he guarantees 200% roi per month.

He is going to start selling a program with everything wrapped into it, so people essentially have a turn-key guaranteed lottery winning system out the box.

It's called the super-loopy-crazy-dooper-massive-lotto-profits-scooper V2.0...

Magic, sussex, giveusans, axs and arriba should be ashamed of yourselfs.

It did help make Barry's post funnier, and it was already pretty funny.

Ok Barry i offer you a challenge. For one month we both pick 6 numbers for each main lottery draw on a wed and a sat and post them on here before the draw. See who makes more, your mystic meg selection or my random selection. Lets test your mates theory.

Haven't you realised it's a wind-up yet? :soapy tit wank:

Barry is a wanker.

You have realised then ?

Only after he spent all night researching star-distancing algorithms and bought £10,000 worth of lottery tickets.

It was a long night.

Barry's still a wanker.

I am a wanker and besides, you didn't exactly fall for it Sussex, people seem to have missed Magic8ball asking for the solution.

Give Us An S - I'll speak to my friend he's bound to take up your challenge and win loads this weekend. He says he's due 5 balls.  8)