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Title: FAO the female gender!
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Saturday, September 15, 2007, 17:21:14
Why oh why do you ask to watch a movie and then decide to either, talk through it, wash up, do you make-up ect. and then ask us gentry male folk what happened in the movie. And just to rub salt into the wound us gentry male folk end up missing much of the plot of the movie, because we were busy telling you what happened during the bits that you should have been fucking well watching anyway.

I know that it maybe somewhat of a generalisation. but every girl that I have known, including my wife, sister, mother and grandmother is guilty of the above.

Come on girl's. if you want to watch a movie, just fucking watch it innit.


Title: FAO the female gender!
Post by: Bushey Boy on Saturday, September 15, 2007, 17:26:19
Why do they always say nothings wrong when it actually is!


Title: FAO the female gender!
Post by: walrus on Saturday, September 15, 2007, 17:33:18
Why do they scream "no stop you're hurting me" when really they want more?


Title: FAO the female gender!
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Saturday, September 15, 2007, 17:35:08
Quote from: "Bushey Boy"
Why do they always say nothings wrong when it actually is!


Most blokes, including myself. have been guilty of that themselves. But what about this one:

"If you don't know what the the problem is, them I am not going to tell you"

FFS, a hint or two will help


Title: FAO the female gender!
Post by: Bushey Boy on Saturday, September 15, 2007, 17:38:14
ha ha ha this is true, we have all done it.
This thread could get messy then teh women will start one about us blokes!


Title: FAO the female gender!
Post by: Red81 on Saturday, September 15, 2007, 17:40:56
Quote from: "Walrus"
Why do they scream "no stop you're hurting me" when really they want more?
:mrgreen:


Title: FAO the female gender!
Post by: tans on Saturday, September 15, 2007, 17:44:06
Quote from: "Red81"
Quote from: "Walrus"
Why do they scream "no stop you're hurting me" when really they want more?
:mrgreen:


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: FAO the female gender!
Post by: Miss Angry on Saturday, September 15, 2007, 18:12:45
Theres no need to start a new thread because all man are guilty of exactly the same thing - my bloke is a nightmare for talking through things im watching!

Ash - whats the point in asking whats wrong when you know there is something already? you should just set about fixing it asap :twisted:

Walrus made me laugh  :D


Title: FAO the female gender!
Post by: Bushey Boy on Saturday, September 15, 2007, 18:14:58
Women annoy me when they look at my paper at the pub and make me feel guilty for reading it


Title: FAO the female gender!
Post by: Red81 on Saturday, September 15, 2007, 18:15:31
Quote from: "Bushey Boy"
Women annoy me when they look at my paper at the pub and make me feel guilty for reading it
Women annoy me.


Title: FAO the female gender!
Post by: Miss Angry on Saturday, September 15, 2007, 18:17:56
Your paper? was it like finders keepers?!

after reading "why do they say nothings wrong" to Lauro he is agreeing with you which leeds me to another argument... if you blokes were not so bloody stupid in the first place there would never be anything wrong with us therefore you wouldnt need to ask!


Title: FAO the female gender!
Post by: Red81 on Saturday, September 15, 2007, 18:19:02
Quote from: "Miss Angry"
Your paper? was it like finders keepers?!

after reading "why do they say nothings wrong" to Lauro he is agreeing with you which leeds me to another argument... if you blokes were not so bloody stupid in the first place there would never be anything wrong with us therefore you wouldnt need to ask!
:D  We are in fact not stupid. We merely play dumb to piss you off.


Title: FAO the female gender!
Post by: Bushey Boy on Saturday, September 15, 2007, 18:19:16
:fishing:


Title: FAO the female gender!
Post by: Miss Angry on Saturday, September 15, 2007, 18:22:48
Quote from: "Red81"
Quote from: "Miss Angry"
Your paper? was it like finders keepers?!

after reading "why do they say nothings wrong" to Lauro he is agreeing with you which leeds me to another argument... if you blokes were not so bloody stupid in the first place there would never be anything wrong with us therefore you wouldnt need to ask!
:D  We are in fact not stupid. We merely play dumb to piss you off.


very good :D

Ash im ignoring you.


Title: FAO the female gender!
Post by: Red81 on Saturday, September 15, 2007, 18:24:43
Quote from: "Miss Angry"
Quote from: "Red81"
Quote from: "Miss Angry"
Your paper? was it like finders keepers?!

after reading "why do they say nothings wrong" to Lauro he is agreeing with you which leeds me to another argument... if you blokes were not so bloody stupid in the first place there would never be anything wrong with us therefore you wouldnt need to ask!
:D  We are in fact not stupid. We merely play dumb to piss you off.


very good :D

Ash im ignoring you.
but we do love you really :D


Title: FAO the female gender!
Post by: Bushey Boy on Saturday, September 15, 2007, 18:24:44
LA LA LA LA LA

You two out tonight? going up Old Town about 9ish


Title: FAO the female gender!
Post by: Miss Angry on Saturday, September 15, 2007, 18:30:23
Hmmm dunno yet?
Give the man a call ,we can either share a cab or he'll be driving to park at his if we do go.


Title: FAO the female gender!
Post by: Bushey Boy on Saturday, September 15, 2007, 18:31:07
Thought you werent talking to me, 1-0


Title: FAO the female gender!
Post by: Simon Pieman on Saturday, September 15, 2007, 19:22:31
women are cunts, men are are nobs. Hardly a fucking revelation


Title: FAO the female gender!
Post by: Red81 on Saturday, September 15, 2007, 19:23:15
Quote from: "Si Pie"
women are cunts, men are are nobs. Hardly a fucking revelation
I sense a slight bitterness in your tone there Si


Title: FAO the female gender!
Post by: Simon Pieman on Saturday, September 15, 2007, 19:26:20
Nah. i'm a happy clappy fucker.

I'll see you cunts in old town though. Gimps.


Title: FAO the female gender!
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Saturday, September 15, 2007, 19:54:16
Whoops, what have I done by starting this thread? Although if I may add: 50% of women want the toilet seat left up, and the other 50% want it left down, can you lot not come to some agreement over this to give us chap's noodle's a rest?


Title: FAO the female gender!
Post by: TalkTalk on Saturday, September 15, 2007, 21:45:27
Quote from: "BANGKOK RED"
50% of women want the toilet seat left up, and the other 50% want it left down

Rip the fucking thing off and chuck it over the fence.

No arguments then.


Title: FAO the female gender!
Post by: Red81 on Saturday, September 15, 2007, 22:25:04
Quote from: "TalkTalk"
Quote from: "BANGKOK RED"
50% of women want the toilet seat left up, and the other 50% want it left down

Rip the fucking thing off and chuck it over the fence.

No arguments then.
Having a shit without a toilet seat though. Deja vu of being in france.


Title: FAO the female gender!
Post by: TalkTalk on Saturday, September 15, 2007, 22:27:51
Quote from: "Red81"
Quote from: "TalkTalk"
Quote from: "BANGKOK RED"
50% of women want the toilet seat left up, and the other 50% want it left down

Rip the fucking thing off and chuck it over the fence.

No arguments then.
Having a shit without a toilet seat though. Deja vu of being in france.

Does it bother you?

No.

It bothers the girlies though.  :D


Title: FAO the female gender!
Post by: Red81 on Saturday, September 15, 2007, 22:29:02
Quote from: "TalkTalk"
Quote from: "Red81"
Quote from: "TalkTalk"
Quote from: "BANGKOK RED"
50% of women want the toilet seat left up, and the other 50% want it left down

Rip the fucking thing off and chuck it over the fence.

No arguments then.
Having a shit without a toilet seat though. Deja vu of being in france.

Does it bother you?

No.

It bothers the girlies though.  :D
It's the only time I read though  :D