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If as seems that Diamandis, Gray, Bowden & Holt's services are not required at the CG after the Portugeezers complete their take over, what should we as long suffering supporters give them as a leaving gift from us  ?  :soapy tit wank:

a steaming turd?

GRID

Some flowers and a nice box of chocolates?

A smack in the chops and rabies.

cross-cut shredder, some lighter fuel and a box of matches

A skip full of diarrhoea each. Accompanied by a dose of West Nile Virus.

a gag, a calculator, an anchor.

Pork Pies
Ebola

Diamandis - A book on 'How to build a successful business'

Gray - A Book on 'VAT Accountancy For Dummies'

Bowden - A book on Football Grounds, so not to rely on the one that he's always got in his head

Holt - Some gaffer tape, to stop him offending so many people when he speaks.

...And a one way trip to Siberia !!!

I'd buy Diamandis a one way ticket to Outer Mongolia and pay a guide to get him lost and leave him there. In the middle of the jungle. Surrounded by ravenous wild boars.

For Sandy, perhaps a new calculator or if she isn't that technologically advanced then maybe an abacus.

For Bowden one of those Pensieve things that Dunmbledore has in the Harry Potter books. All those thoughts in his head must be clogging it up.

And lastly for Bob, I'd pay someone to research and publish a book of his quotes. You know, all these promises he made that never came off. He could call it 'The idiots guide to PR, written for idiots, by an idiot'.

How about?

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I don't think you've really thought this through - Mongolia is largely desert terrain so you're going to be hard pushed to find a jungle. Assuming you did, wild boards are forest creatures, so they won't be there. Unless they were lost or you'd previously shipped them over there. In which case, to be fair, they'd certainly be ravenous.

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Wouldn't a simple leaving card be easier? And a carriage clock. Got to have a carriage clock.

My idea was better. Don't spoil it Paul.

Couldn't we have a leaving bash for them?  Mike Bowden could leave his credit card behind the bar for a round of drinks.

Sorry.  :oops:

Boars with carriage clocks?

Shares in Oxford United?

Great idea Rob.

Baseball or cricket bats?

I think Ben should invent a game for them whereby if they do well then they lose, and when they fuck up royally they complete the game.

Just so they can carry on being 'winners'  :-))(

get diamandis a cinema ticket. i wont even need that long to have a go on his wife.

At the Gluepot!!!

Only if you promise to be his friend though.

Sounds like the antiques roadshow.

Have they actually gone >?

I'd get them all a dose of the deadly mutaba virus!!!

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Give them all life memberships to Swindon Town Supporters Trust.  Anybody in, I'll donate a fiver to the cause.

For Sandy I'd suggest eloquition (sp ?) lessons and a "how to count" book

Mr Bowden - a 99 with a flake and rasberry sauce

Bob....a trip to the south pole

Mikey D....a season ticket for Oxford

Not sure who has gone yet Phil

Sounds like atleast Sandy Gray is staying though... :cry:

Lets get rid, for sure before we go handing out gifts.
Having said that I would love to borrow a muck spreader from a local farmer & pay a vist to the Diamandis residence. Give him back some of the B S he's given us

I doubt that she'll prove to be satisfactory to a well run organisation - they'll have one of their own finance bods waiting in the wings.

I quite beleive that everyone will be gone - I suspect Starnes will stay on for a transisional period Little says in his interview on RS over and over again that the board will consist of me, Jose & Rufus

I suspect Bowden will invest in a ice cream parlour

...and go and live in Cloudcuckooland, as he seemingly spends alot of time there. Never know, he might even see that stadium there, which he's seemingly still got in his head.  :D