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Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: Colin Todd on Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 13:59:07 ...is officially the most annoying expression in the world. It makes me want to kill, espeically as i dislike coffee immensely.
Any other nominations? As runner up I would nominate: "she turned around and said blah blah blah, so I turned around and said wank wank wank" This is normally done by chavvy women and conjures up images to me of some bizzare pikey spinning arguement taking place, where the winner is determined by who falls over and is sick first Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: herthab on Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 14:00:30 At the end of the day I think it's 'At the end of the day'.
Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: Colin Todd on Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 14:05:44 I think I should add that "wake up and smell the bacon sarnie" would be much better
Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: Sippo on Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 14:06:46 'Its raining cats and dogs outside'.... :?
Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: herthab on Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 14:11:03 The worst by a FUCKING MILE is 'Jog on'.
Jog on? Fuck off you twatty chavvy twat. Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: Colin Todd on Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 14:12:16 At the end of the day Hertha, I think you need to jog on mate. :D
Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: herthab on Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 14:13:54 Quote from: "Colin Todd" At the end of the day Hertha, I think you need to jog on mate. :D Are you mugging me off? Or are you 'avin' a giraffe? Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: tans on Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 14:17:09 you sigh, that fucking irritates me that one does.
Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: genf_stfc on Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 14:17:39 i just hate the word 'utilised' - meaning 'used', just 'used' FFS
Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: Batch on Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 14:21:10 Quote from: "genf_stfc" i just hate the word 'utilised' - meaning 'used', just 'used' FFS it gives better leverage. Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: herthab on Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 14:27:39 Quote from: "Batch" Quote from: "genf_stfc" i just hate the word 'utilised' - meaning 'used', just 'used' FFS it gives better leverage. I like the fact that our language is so expressive and expansive. It's a shame some of it is becoming redundant due to the fact that a lot of people seem to have trouble saying anything with more than two syllables. Bunch of fucking mongs innit? Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: Colin Todd on Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 14:29:56 A football related one:
Spazzy player A miscontrols the ball 6 yards out with an open goal. This is is all theoretical you understand, so I am randomly going to call him Blair. Cunty Pundit A on telly says "oh I think he'll be dissapointed with that" ARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH of course he will, hes just missed an open fucking goal. my dead gran could have scored it. How about some sort of insight into what happened or laying into him for being shite? But no, all you can manage is "he'll be dissapionted with that" to justify your 5 figure salary. Cunts. Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: herthab on Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 14:31:47 What about when a commentator says, 'he hit it too well.'
Too well? WTF? Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: Colin Todd on Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 14:34:22 Commentators not being able to pronounce anyone remotley foreign sounding. Its not like its their job or anything :evil:
Two Words: David Pleat :wanker: :old: Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: jimbob on Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 14:35:13 great touch for a big man 8)
Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: jimbob on Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 14:38:02 when me old dear (i can call her that as she is 60) knows i don't want her opinion, she still comes out with 'can i just say....' which really gets me goat (whatever 'gets me goat' means)
Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: jimbob on Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 14:39:55 mark lawrenson saying 'at the moment' in his gay voice....actually absolutely anything that twat says winds me up
Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 14:46:01 Chop Chop annoys me :D
Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: Miss Angry on Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 14:47:48 "to be frank" or "quite frankly"
Especially when left in a 3 min voice mail and repeated 14 times. r Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: McLovin on Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 14:56:31 people who start and end every sentence with "y'know". For example:
"'know, i think we played really well today y'know. On another day. y'know, we'd have scored 3 or 4 y'know" - terrible. I also hate the word "dissin'" Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: tans on Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 14:57:37 Quote from: "Blackcurrant" people who start and end every sentence with "y'know". For example: "'know, i think we played really well today y'know. On another day. y'know, we'd have scored 3 or 4 y'know" - terrible. Roberts we salute you 8) Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: MR BEN on Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 15:05:21 I hate "its cheap at half the price".
well fucking right, its half the price , so it is fucking cheaper also at the end of the day, you get the night Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: MR BEN on Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 15:07:46 Sorry to go on,
also people who say "can I ask you a question". well , you didn't really give me a choice there did you The the ones that say "it was in the last place I looked", well obviously, do you keep on looking after you have found it Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: MR BEN on Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 15:13:06 In fact the below
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is , where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid £ 8 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass? Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: Boeta on Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 19:55:03 good copying and pasting of tommy cooper there
Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: spacey on Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 20:00:16 It's political correctness gone mad.
A phrase generally used by people that read Richard Littlejohn's column, think Jim Davidson is hilarious, and are scared of Johnny foreigner, gays, vegetarians, anti war campaigners, drugs, beards, any religion apart from christianity, people that think hunting is for wankers, etc etc Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 20:28:27 Quote from: "MR BEN" People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. Best thing to do is to wait for Fred to go to the bar to ask if they can change the channel then do it yourself so he looks like a tart. Arrrff, I can be so funny. Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: Rich Pullen on Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 20:36:06 not quite the same kind of phrase...
But I hate it when someone replies "is it" to me when there's no need for those two needs... Example Me: I'll be down the pub later Twat in response: Is it Grrrrrrrrr. Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 20:37:37 Quote from: "Rich Pullen" not quite the same kind of phrase... But I hate it when someone replies "is it" to me when there's no need for those two needs... Example Me: I'll be down the pub later Twat in response: Is it Grrrrrrrrr. Is it Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: Rich Pullen on Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 20:38:25 Quote from: "Si Pie" Quote from: "Rich Pullen" not quite the same kind of phrase... But I hate it when someone replies "is it" to me when there's no need for those two needs... Example Me: I'll be down the pub later Twat in response: Is it Grrrrrrrrr. Is it It does :D Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: Bushey Boy on Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 20:48:31 Quote from: "Miss Angry" "to be frank" or "quite frankly" Especially when left in a 3 min voice mail and repeated 14 times. r quite frankly that is below the belt, and to be frank he didnt have to go to rouge, it was 4 months ago - quite frankly its time to move on Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 20:49:46 That reminds me of that "ask FRANK" advert. Now that is annoying.
I reckon the best way to learn about drugs is to probably take them anyway. Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: Bushey Boy on Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 20:53:24 even scarier if your in a toilet in the prince of wales and your mates bang on door 'POLICE OPEN UP' to open it to be told by said mates 'talk to frank' could be annoying
so i heard Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 20:55:18 That did actually make me chuckle. Did you talk to Frank?
Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: Bushey Boy on Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 20:56:01 my friend did yes
Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 20:57:41 Is "talking to frank" new street slang for "pouring the reggae reggae sauce"?
It sounds like it. Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 21:02:10 I'm just writing to Frank now.
Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 21:04:10 and that was written before SiPie's post, pure aceness.
Anyhoo Quote from: "To Mr Frank" Dear Frank, My mates just given me some Ketamine and it's a liquid in a little glass bottle. Now whenever I've taken it it's already been in powder form, I've heard then you're supposed to dry it out in a saucepan and then use the powder that is left. However I'm unsure about the quantities involved. Can you give me some information? Thanks Frank -fB Sent. Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: redbullzeye on Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 21:50:12 Phrase that pisses me off - much loved by aussies - starting a sentence with "Look" or "Listen" . Fucking convicts, it really gets me going. :evil:
Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: Whits on Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 22:30:19 i hate it when people tell you to cheer up when your in a mood...your obviously in a mood for some reason so what the fuck is some prick telling you to cheer up going to help??
:x Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: MR BEN on Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 06:50:59 Quote from: "Boeta" good copying and pasting of tommy cooper there I know, I could not remember where I had stole them from though :D Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: Foggy on Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 07:28:35 I hate it vwhen people come into my office and say" Sorry to bother you" Well fucking dont bother me then!
Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: Colin Todd on Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 08:20:02 Quote from: "Si Pie" Quote from: "Rich Pullen" not quite the same kind of phrase... But I hate it when someone replies "is it" to me when there's no need for those two needs... Example Me: I'll be down the pub later Twat in response: Is it Grrrrrrrrr. Is it Muzzy? Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 08:27:03 Quote from: "Foggy" I hate it vwhen people come into my office and say" Sorry to bother you" Well fucking dont bother me then! Or "Can I interrupt you?" Well, you just fucking have so you might as well carry on! Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 08:32:53 Quote from: "Whits" i hate it when people tell you to cheer up when your in a mood...your obviously in a mood for some reason so what the fuck is some prick telling you to cheer up going to help?? :x You are always telling me to cheer up :D Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 08:38:56 Quote from: "spacey" It's political correctness gone mad. A phrase generally used by people that read Richard Littlejohn's column, think Jim Davidson is hilarious, and are scared of Johnny foreigner, gays, vegetarians, anti war campaigners, drugs, beards, any religion apart from christianity, people that think hunting is for wankers, etc etc ...AND YOU'RE PAYING FOR IT! 'the people's princess' is the most repellent phrase ever coined by the british press Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 08:47:58 Quote from: "sonic youth" [ 'the people's princess' is the most repellent phrase ever coined by the british press Not "The Peoples Poet" the Sonic ? http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n70/FredElliot_2006/_40867353_rikyoungones203.jpg Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: genf_stfc on Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 09:11:16 Quote from: "MR BEN" In fact the below When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? you can wait for an ambulance to turn up... and utilised is still crap Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: pauld on Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 10:15:36 "like" as in "We like went to the movies and it was like really lame". Gah! Did you actually go to the cinema or not? Or just undergo a similar experience? You're not a Californian beach bum/pothead so stop trying to affect sounding like one. Twat.
Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: neville w on Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 12:19:50 Quote from: "sonic youth" Quote from: "spacey" It's political correctness gone mad. A phrase generally used by people that read Richard Littlejohn's column, think Jim Davidson is hilarious, and are scared of Johnny foreigner, gays, vegetarians, anti war campaigners, drugs, beards, any religion apart from christianity, people that think hunting is for wankers, etc etc ...AND YOU'RE PAYING FOR IT! 'the people's princess' is the most repellent phrase ever coined by the british press Wasn't that coined by Tony Blair ? Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: pumbaa on Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 12:20:34 Quote from: "pauld" "like" as in "We like went to the movies and it was like really lame". Gah! Did you actually go to the cinema or not? Or just undergo a similar experience? You're not a Californian beach bum/pothead so stop trying to affect sounding like one. Twat. Like, you don't know, like, what you're like talking about, like. So bloody irritating and definitely an Americanism. TALK IN FUCKING ENGLISH YOU MONGS! Here's one for you all to get your heads around. What the fuck does "synergize synergistic niches" mean???? Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 12:31:25 Quote from: "pumbaa" What the fuck does "synergize synergistic niches" mean???? Get your fucking shit together ! Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: pumbaa on Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 12:34:11 Quote from: "Fred Elliot" Quote from: "pumbaa" What the fuck does "synergize synergistic niches" mean???? Get your fucking shit together ! Cheers Fred. What about "drive web-enabled eyeballs"?!?!?! Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 12:36:18 Ending sentences with a raised inflection also grinds my gears.
Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 12:37:22 Quote from: "pumbaa" Quote from: "Fred Elliot" Quote from: "pumbaa" What the fuck does "synergize synergistic niches" mean???? Get your fucking shit together ! Cheers Fred. What about "drive web-enabled eyeballs"?!?!?! Stick cocktail sticks in your eyeballs and one down your jap eye then surf for porn Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: pumbaa on Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 12:39:32 Quote from: "Fred Elliot" Quote from: "pumbaa" Quote from: "Fred Elliot" Quote from: "pumbaa" What the fuck does "synergize synergistic niches" mean???? Get your fucking shit together ! Cheers Fred. What about "drive web-enabled eyeballs"?!?!?! Stick cocktail sticks in your eyeballs and one down your jap eye then surf for porn Hmmm, not so sure that'll go down well in a Board Meeting. Mind you, having said that.... One more I can't get me head round. "aggregate sexy markets". WTF??? Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 12:42:00 Quote from: "neville w" Quote from: "sonic youth" Quote from: "spacey" It's political correctness gone mad. A phrase generally used by people that read Richard Littlejohn's column, think Jim Davidson is hilarious, and are scared of Johnny foreigner, gays, vegetarians, anti war campaigners, drugs, beards, any religion apart from christianity, people that think hunting is for wankers, etc etc ...AND YOU'RE PAYING FOR IT! 'the people's princess' is the most repellent phrase ever coined by the british press Wasn't that coined by Tony Blair ? not sure, it's a daily express favourite. Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: jayohaitchenn on Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 12:45:59 Quote from: "sonic youth" Quote from: "neville w" Quote from: "sonic youth" Quote from: "spacey" It's political correctness gone mad. A phrase generally used by people that read Richard Littlejohn's column, think Jim Davidson is hilarious, and are scared of Johnny foreigner, gays, vegetarians, anti war campaigners, drugs, beards, any religion apart from christianity, people that think hunting is for wankers, etc etc ...AND YOU'RE PAYING FOR IT! 'the people's princess' is the most repellent phrase ever coined by the british press Wasn't that coined by Tony Blair ? not sure, it's a daily express favourite. It was Tony blair. Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 12:46:18 Quote from: "pumbaa" One more I can't get me head round. "aggregate sexy markets". WTF??? Easy Thats your actual on line hooker / dogging booking service, Jeez you been away too long mate Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 12:48:23 Quote from: "jayohaitchenn" Quote from: "sonic youth" Quote from: "neville w" Quote from: "sonic youth" Quote from: "spacey" It's political correctness gone mad. A phrase generally used by people that read Richard Littlejohn's column, think Jim Davidson is hilarious, and are scared of Johnny foreigner, gays, vegetarians, anti war campaigners, drugs, beards, any religion apart from christianity, people that think hunting is for wankers, etc etc ...AND YOU'RE PAYING FOR IT! 'the people's princess' is the most repellent phrase ever coined by the british press Wasn't that coined by Tony Blair ? not sure, it's a daily express favourite. It was Tony blair. i knew there was a reason i didn't like him Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: ghanimah on Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 13:06:08 Quote from: "sonic youth" Quote from: "jayohaitchenn" Quote from: "sonic youth" Quote from: "neville w" Quote from: "sonic youth" Quote from: "spacey" It's political correctness gone mad. A phrase generally used by people that read Richard Littlejohn's column, think Jim Davidson is hilarious, and are scared of Johnny foreigner, gays, vegetarians, anti war campaigners, drugs, beards, any religion apart from christianity, people that think hunting is for wankers, etc etc ...AND YOU'RE PAYING FOR IT! 'the people's princess' is the most repellent phrase ever coined by the british press Wasn't that coined by Tony Blair ? not sure, it's a daily express favourite. It was Tony blair. i knew there was a reason i didn't like him Wasn't it Alastair Campbell that took the credit for that phrase? Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: Colin Todd on Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 13:16:13 Hes a cunt as well
Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: jayohaitchenn on Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 13:36:42 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/07/09/ncbell209.xml
urban myth. It was Tony. Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: reeves4england on Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 13:50:45 Y'know, what I hate most is when people like start a thread about one little stupid thing that annoys them and then like encourage everybody else to follow in a similar fashion.
:wink: Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: adje on Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 18:13:48 Quote from: "Blackcurrant" Ending sentences with a raised inflection also grinds my gears. Yeah-I REALLY hate that Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: adje on Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 18:21:11 On a footballing note,I really hate it when ,on teletext,they tell you all the Premier League players that are selected in their particular national squads-So fucking what!
Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: SwindonStevo on Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 21:21:29 Quote from: "Colin Todd" Commentators not being able to pronounce anyone remotley foreign sounding. Its not like its their job or anything :evil: Two Words: David Pleat :wanker: :old: personally i hate the likes of johnathan pearce more who have a smug tone to their voice when pronouncing a forgeiners name what he thinks to be perfectly. Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: janaage on Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 21:25:06 I hate it when Supernanny says acceptable as she pronouces it "a-settable" annoying as you like, she should sit on the naughty step until she can say it properly.
Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: axs on Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 22:41:52 Quote from: "jayohaitchenn" http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/07/09/ncbell209.xml urban myth. It was Tony. as documented in that film 'The Queen'. FACT. Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: Sheffield Red on Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 23:00:13 One of the most ridiculous sayings has to be when referring to a dog
'its bark's worse than its bite' Although I have never been bitten by a dog I am struggling to envisage a situation whereby even the most aggresive of barks is going to cause me more pain than being bitten by a creature with sharp teeth. Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: Whits on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 07:40:00 Quote from: "STFCBird" Quote from: "Whits" i hate it when people tell you to cheer up when your in a mood...your obviously in a mood for some reason so what the fuck is some prick telling you to cheer up going to help?? :x You are always telling me to cheer up :D next time i do, punch me in the face Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: land_of_bo on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 07:49:06 To be fair, if I'm honest, no disrespect...
I also hate expressions that get dragged up in meetings, like "Blue sky thinking" or if someone doesn't want to discuss something in the open "can we take this offline?" :fu: Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 12:23:10 People who say "touch base" annoy me, especially glorified tampon machine maintenence men
Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: jayohaitchenn on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 12:52:49 Using the phrase "FACT!" when you are, in fact, describing an opinion.
Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: herthab on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 14:01:04 Quote from: "jayohaitchenn" Using the phrase "FACT!" when you are, in fact, describing an opinion. That's bollocks. FACT! Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 14:03:45 Quote from: "Whits" Quote from: "STFCBird" Quote from: "Whits" i hate it when people tell you to cheer up when your in a mood...your obviously in a mood for some reason so what the fuck is some prick telling you to cheer up going to help?? :x You are always telling me to cheer up :D next time i do, punch me in the face Done. :D Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: jayohaitchenn on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 15:30:51 Quote from: "herthab" Quote from: "jayohaitchenn" Using the phrase "FACT!" when you are, in fact, describing an opinion. That's bollocks. FACT! cunt. Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: herthab on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 15:32:58 Quote from: "jayohaitchenn" Quote from: "herthab" Quote from: "jayohaitchenn" Using the phrase "FACT!" when you are, in fact, describing an opinion. That's bollocks. FACT! cunt. An undeniable FACT! :D Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: jayohaitchenn on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 15:40:48 God i hate you.
Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: donkey on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 20:06:40 Quote from: "jayohaitchenn" Using the phrase "FACT!" when you are, in fact, describing an opinion. Using the word 'phrase' with reference to a word (FACT) when you should have used the word 'word'. :wink: Cheers Donkey Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 20:22:07 Writing the phrase.
Cheers [your name] in your signature. It's an internet forum, not email correspondence. It says your name on the left. Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: Red81 on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 20:50:08 Quote from: "flammableBen" Writing the phrase. :soapy tit wank:Cheers [your name] in your signature. It's an internet forum, not email correspondence. It says your name on the left. Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: oxford_fan on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:02:35 i can smell coffee now, its lovely
Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: oxford_fan on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 22:03:37 i also smell red wine. and victory. just won $50 on poker, i should play drunk more often.
Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: yeo on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 22:04:59 :o
Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: oxford_fan on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 22:05:30 does wine appear as cunt?
Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: yeo on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 22:06:43 Ben changed it for a word search game .
Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: oxford_fan on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 22:06:50 i did try that once though, had to wash the sheets immediately after.
Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: axs on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 22:10:40 after an internet word game? i think you're doing it wrong
Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 22:11:10 Quote from: "oxford_fan" i did try that once though, had to wash the sheets immediately after. Despite being a scummer, I think I like you more than I do the average Swindon fan. Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: oxford_fan on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 22:23:00 Quote from: "axs" after an internet word game? i think you're doing it wrong that made me la laugh out loud. its probably the wine to be fairTitle: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: oxford_fan on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 22:26:28 the grass is always greener. its pure lust.
Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 22:37:53 both you and axs made me crack up in quick succession. brilliance I tell ye.
Title: "wake up and smell the coffee" Post by: donkey on Friday, September 14, 2007, 21:35:54 Quote from: "flammableBen" Writing the phrase. Cheers [your name] in your signature. It's an internet forum, not email correspondence. It says your name on the left. Then I shall stop... |