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If i was to send a shirt to the club and ask if it could be signed by the squad, and pay for P&P for it to come back to me, do you think the club would do it or tell me to fuck off? I would have to make up some charity story then.

if it aint for charity then you shouldn't make that request anyway.
just go up to training and ask the players yourself.or5 stand outside the arkells pre match and get it signed you lazy git! :)

What and waste valuable ale drinking time? Im gonna send it anyway i think and see what happens. Its for a collection......  Might stash some coke in there as well  :wink:

Great then you can post a thread on here saying

"signed Swindon shirt for sale".

Like Arriba says just ask the players to sign it yourself.

I wouldnt sell it Jan, thought about giving it to someone for their birthday.

In that case explain it in a letter that that's what your doing, although I still think it'd be nicer if you got the players to sign it as you could ask them to personalise their message rather than just a squiggle you can't read.

Or if you do send it in, tell them you'll make a nice little donation to that charity appeal they're currently doing as a way of thanks.

Good point.

just forge the sigs yourself - who'd know?

and then don't make a donation to charity. Mwahahahahaha.

just drop it off at reception and they will get the shirt signed for you, no need for a big long story as to why you want it. They will just do it.

Ace  8)

I want my T-shirt signed by flammableBen on Sunday.

Do you think he will do it?

Probably, for a beer.

Hmmmm.

Not sure.

I think he may just demand many more than one.

My best mate when I was 21 was sadly taken very ill with brain damage just before my birthday, he made a recovery and wrote to the club explaining he had not done anything for my 21st, they arranged a signed shirt for free and also gave me tickets to Wigan away and did a tour and met every player in the dressing room.  

Was a lovely touch.  This sort of thing should be highlighted at times when the club always get shit written about them

At a standard home match, what sort of time do the players arrive, and do they sign autographs as they are going in?

Do they appear after the match or go straight to the pub/club/strippers?

He'd probably drink the beer and not sign it and then go Mwahahahahaaaa.

At a standard home match, what sort of time does Ben arrive at the pub, and does he sign autographs as he goes in?

Do he appear after the match or go straight to the pub/club/strippers?

flammableBen doesn't know what time he will arrive in the pub and never remembers what time he leaves. He will of course sign autographs in return for beer.

I think you are like Samson. YOu used to be able to out drink Oliver Reed and George Best if they were still with us. But now you have lost your hair you'll be under the table after half a babysham.

I think they have done it before, for peoples birthdays. But now that they do sale stuff on that auction site they may not do it.

If you wanted it done it is worth a go.

I found a bag of my hair. Any bids? It was pretty clean when it got amputated.

Where did you find it?

On my stairs. I hadn't really been looking.