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Title: Ooops
Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, September 4, 2007, 14:26:21
http://forum.thisisswindontownfc.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=1003&start=15


Title: Ooops
Post by: yeo on Tuesday, September 4, 2007, 14:30:21
I like that you called her "love" as a purposeful condecention.


Title: Ooops
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, September 4, 2007, 14:30:56
Hoolie cunt, that was my grandad


Title: Ooops
Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, September 4, 2007, 14:31:59
I just thought it gave my closing argument that little bit of a gutsy edge


Title: Ooops
Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, September 4, 2007, 14:34:41
Quote from: "Si Pie"
Hoolie cunt, that was my grandad


Im quite "broad" with my language but to be told to "sit down you fucking cunt" completely out of the blue by someone older than my old chap fucking shocked me.

Looking back at it now I think its quite funny but at the time it made me angry


Title: Ooops
Post by: Luci on Tuesday, September 4, 2007, 14:46:16
I was reading this earlier, the love bit made me giggle.


Title: Ooops
Post by: Spud on Tuesday, September 4, 2007, 14:47:32
Don't give the game away that it was you though Fred!  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Ooops
Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, September 4, 2007, 14:53:46
I dont give a fuck spuddy

The old git got a mouthful back, quite rightly. The cunt even threatened to break my legs with his walking stick !

Macca was pissing himself

 :|


Title: Ooops
Post by: Luci on Tuesday, September 4, 2007, 14:55:09
My highlight of the Crewe game was when pre-match Fred "subtly" pointed out the unusual earring being worn by the young lad in the Merlin.

 :mrgreen:


Title: Ooops
Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, September 4, 2007, 14:56:27
Yeah

WTF was going on there ?

Fucking raving gayer !


Title: Ooops
Post by: Spud on Tuesday, September 4, 2007, 14:56:33
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
I dont give a fuck spuddy

The old git got a mouthful back, quite rightly. The cunt even threatened to break my legs with his walking stick !

Macca was pissing himself

 :|


Is that the old bloke who always shouts "sit down you Cunt!"?


Title: Ooops
Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, September 4, 2007, 14:57:33
Thats the one mate

"i'll break your fucking legs you cunt"

 :mrgreen:


Title: Ooops
Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, September 4, 2007, 14:59:59
so by the start of september freds had a rare up with a dad and lad,a rare up with a pensioner,and rare up with a steward?


Title: Ooops
Post by: janaage on Tuesday, September 4, 2007, 15:02:33
Not the really old fella, who hits people with his walking stick?  Dark rimmed glasses, usually wears a cap?


Title: Ooops
Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, September 4, 2007, 15:02:47
Thats pretty much it arriba !

although in my defence apart from the steward I was responding to some pretty strong abuse myself

 :mrgreen:


Title: Ooops
Post by: Luci on Tuesday, September 4, 2007, 15:02:52
Should we start preparing a disguise for when they bring the wanted posters out?


Title: Ooops
Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, September 4, 2007, 15:03:20
Quote from: "janaage"
Not the really old fella, who hits people with his walking stick?  Dark rimmed glasses, usually wears a cap?


Thats the one and same Jan


Title: Ooops
Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, September 4, 2007, 15:04:05
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n70/FredElliot_2006/ist2_1147359_funny_glasses.jpg


Title: Ooops
Post by: Luci on Tuesday, September 4, 2007, 15:04:41
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I could borrow my mates Bin Laden mask if you like  :D


Title: Ooops
Post by: janaage on Tuesday, September 4, 2007, 15:07:52
I sat near rhat bloke during the Morecambe match last season and to be fair as the match was so dull, he made the day worthwhile.  He kept hitting these fella's with his stick and the stewards do nothing because he's Britain's oldest hooli.

Some tv production country should do a fly on the wall documentary about him, he's ace! If not a little rude.


Title: Ooops
Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, September 4, 2007, 15:08:41
does that mad dad twat still go in the townend?


Title: Ooops
Post by: janaage on Tuesday, September 4, 2007, 15:10:21
I hate that bloke, with a passion.  He shouldn't be allowed anywhere near the ground.  I feel myself getting closer and closer to launching a Bill Hicks angst ridden tirade against that bloke everytime I see him.


Title: Ooops
Post by: The_Plagiarist on Tuesday, September 4, 2007, 15:15:19
If the old cunt was in the right hand side of the town end, he has no right to tell anyone to sit down. Left hand side it appears to be obligatory.


Title: Ooops
Post by: red macca on Tuesday, September 4, 2007, 15:46:36
i actually did wee myself


Title: Ooops
Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, September 4, 2007, 15:53:26
Fred just kiss him and give him your herpes - oops I mean mouth ulcers  :wink:


Title: Ooops
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, September 4, 2007, 15:57:31
Quote from: "STFCLady"
Should we start preparing a disguise for when they bring the wanted posters out?


An earring maybe?