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I've had the shittest day ever in a good few years of my life.

someone post something funny / rude / distracting.

Please.

i bet mine was worse.

bet it fucking wasn't. mate.

Only if you tell us how bad your day was.

Mine was pretty good, apart from the getting up I like working mornings. Get out by 3.30 and I don't feel like I've wasted the day.

I owe you a tenner axs. Does that cheer you up. I sorted it with dan tonight. He bought me some pints and I did drink the rest of the rum he left round. If we meet up for a pint next week then I'll pass it over.

my schedule has become very clear, especially weekends, so a beer is definately on the cards.

my day was painful if that helps.

I've been on an athletics course

ok, you win.

ok...

up at 7 went to gym this was the good part.

went to work at my office found out that one of my albums (actress hands) was not getting reviewed in any monthly magazines which means nio radio play which means i have pissed £13,000 of my own money up the wall.

midday threw up for the first time

2ish was the first time i blacked out, blacked out twice more at 330 ish and again at 645. after which i threw up blood.

went to a meeting at 8pm and threw up at it.

9pm came home and had to tidy my house as my parents are arriving for a weeks stay tomorrow.

its now 1am and i have to be up at 6am for 5 hours of dialysis.

saying that, thats quite a normal day for me about from the losing money.

Then you're an idiot DV. Is there a reason why you keep up the fitness? Apart from it's supposed to release endorphins or dolphins or something in your brain? Does it make you happy? Is it worth the pain? Can't you just do drugs instead?

still don't fancy that athletics track much.

My hamstrings been playing up, so was really tight today.....

Athletics course is for work, but doing some drills with a tight hamstring isnt good.

You should have called in sick, got some red wine in (it's good for you). Sat and watched rubbish films on your computer whilst intermittently checking for new posts on here. It's what normal people do.

thats exactly what i'm doign right now, apart from the calling in sick part.

I would have done, but these trainings courses dont come cheap!

How many albums do you have to sell to get into the top 40? Can the townend help out a bit?

who me? im the boss! i also have a socialist work ethic. :wink:

nah, dv. My reply to you was the one at the bottom of the last page. These late night threads can get confusing.

DV you shouldn't be paying for yourself to go on athletics courses. That's pretty gay.

you need to sell about 1000 in the first week to get in top 40.

I pay half my employer pays half...

Where can we buy it? When does it go on sale?

sept 10 all good record shops.

What would happen if you said you wouldn't go on the course? You're getting rinsed aren't you?

vinyl or cd?

ben you should my record label forum

www.lifeiseasyrecords.com

we have a life is cookery section run my a bloke called jack thunder who used to be a chef bt is now working for me.

Ummm it depends....

If I get told about the course and say I dont want to go on it....then umm ok.

If its booked and I then get told i am going on it....if I dont I still have to pay my half for it

cd

i'll buy one, just for a laugh, might be good i'm guessing then? although you would say yes either way wouldn't you?

listen here, its very indie

www.myspace.com/actresshands

I signed up to the forum but had to be verified and the forgot. Is there going to be somewhere to buy the album online? I'm well behind on itunes and shit so don't know how it works with albums.

sounds snow patrolly, i like it. admittedly thats a 10 second snap judgment.

http://www.actionrecords.co.uk/search.asp?searchbox8=pre&templateid=16

you can preorder it here.

good lad ben.

right night all have a good weekend, hope i return to 3 points. and a house which is not robbed.

jersey here i come. 8)

Pm me back first you silly bastard.

have you bought it FB? can you burn me a copy?












joking mex.

done. now stop chatting me up.

I've been trying to do some work. I realised that was foolish and gave up a few minutes ago. I'll probably go to bed soon and pretend everything will be fine tomorrow. Maybe I'll get some inspiration in a dream. I usually remember dreams so that would be ace. If not I'll just dream about beautiful women who want to fuck me.

keep dreaming si.

But then I'd never wake up. I'd quite like to wake up.

Oh yeah, other randomness.

I'm going to be given a lot more responsibilty at work soon and I don't think it gets me a pay rise  :|

Then don't do it very well.

Good plan

how to curb ambition by flammable ben

Aye, ambition is a nasty beast and it needs curbing at every opportunity.

I don't think anybody reads stickies any more.

you only gave it 10 minutes ffs. i actually do like it and will buy a copy, just not tonight when i'm pissed and trying to get pisseder, but only have half a bottle left before i have to go onto neat JD.

I posted that hours ago. Fucking time.

ok, i'm just being slow or you're just being transexistential, or flux capacitorish

Meh, it's going quiet. I'll be back in 10mins. There better be some amusement going on.

meh 6mins. I gashed open my thumb at work today. Only about 1/4 of the way through the end, it bled like fuck for a while though. Good excuse for a break.

occupational hazard of being a kitchen monkey, or chef as they prefer.

I ain't no proper kichen chef monkey chef until Sunday or sommin. I think I might not have to work so many Saturdays. Well if it works out.

nice, more drinking time. or football, if you make it to a match.

If Saturday was anything to go by, I'm thinking I should stay in the pub.

i'm definately going to the game, and can give you a free ticket to the match if you want it.

Which game? I'm definitely working this Saturday. But might go and hang about with some of you losers before hand.

I think this late night thread is drawing to a close. I'll probably pop in now and again. But to be honest I'm watching stuff. Next time you start one crazy it up a bit. LNT is a bit unoriginal.

sorry, bad day. will try harder next time.

You've done pretty well. 4 pages is better than most of mine. Girlfriend trouble?

now ex. yes.

Sorry to here it. Not sure more beer time with me will be much consolation at the moment but it's the best I can do.

always welcome mate.

I'll admit I'm pretty rubbish at advice at times like this, but getting it out your system by getting battered and randomly shouting stuff is probably the way to go.

i'm there with the batteredness.

anyway. the wine is finished, i'm going to go and pass out. night.

night dude. Just make sure you've had enough to drink to pass out. Dwelling on stuff is for sober people.

I'm pissed. Its your fault Ben. Happy now????

You're pissed? Isn't i only like 9 in the evening for you crazy Americans, depending on which side of your pretend country you live in that is.

20 to eleven actually. Just watched a Columbus Crew game with Migz playing left back, yes you read correctly. He was shit btw.

EAST COAST!!!

Never speak ill of the migz. I think I'm going to ignore everything you've said and pretend he was ace.

I love Migz (not in a gay way i hasten to add). but he truly was shit at LB.

BTW, the game was played Saturday, and sadly I recorded it and got round to watching it tonight  :oops:

See it was probably just the recording. I bet he was better when watching it live.

Probably. I'll let you know next weekend after I've been to the game against the Chicago Mob.

And Rachel McAdams is fucking hot. FACT! Dribble.....

I'm guessing you just caught a film with her looking good in. Or something.

Welcome to my world  :(

Well I had my appraisal today. Seems that once I take over from the other person (they're leaving) it'll mean I'm the only one in the office who will be the 'expert' at Sage accounts.

Apparently that gives me more of a license to say pay me more or I'll fuck off. So all is not too bad. I'm still not keen on having a company mobile though, it's bad enough Paul D ringing you up out of hours to ask you stuff.

i got my wine delivery this morning so i'm all stocked up with 30 bottles of red, including a vintage spanish collection. thats my week sorted.

Ace. I tried playing Time For Heroes on my acoustic earlier. Needs practice.

i've been playing poker on facebook, just for fun like

I can play that. It's fun.

Yeah it doesn't seem too bad, just need to practice the chord changes so I'm a bit quicker.

you guys pubbing tomorrow?

working in the evening.

ouch