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Title: simple arithmetic... Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, August 29, 2007, 17:54:00 ...seems to beyond the majority of you.
two plus two does not equal five. that is all Title: simple arithmetic... Post by: lebowski on Wednesday, August 29, 2007, 17:55:21 2.4 + 2.4 = 5
i'm sorry, that's a maths joke Title: simple arithmetic... Post by: herthab on Wednesday, August 29, 2007, 17:56:34 Quote from: "lebowski" 2.4 + 2.4 = 5 i'm sorry, that's a maths joke Funny as fuck...................... Tell us another! Title: simple arithmetic... Post by: lebowski on Wednesday, August 29, 2007, 17:59:01 what did the 0 say to the 8?
"nice belt" i really could go on. Title: simple arithmetic... Post by: herthab on Wednesday, August 29, 2007, 18:02:39 Quote from: "lebowski" what did the 0 say to the 8? "nice belt" i really could go on. Please don't............................ Title: simple arithmetic... Post by: Peter Venkman on Wednesday, August 29, 2007, 18:03:52 please please don't
Title: simple arithmetic... Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, August 29, 2007, 18:05:19 Why was 6 mad?
Because 7 ate 9. Boom boom. Title: Re: simple arithmetic... Post by: Batch on Wednesday, August 29, 2007, 18:18:06 Quote from: "sonic youth" ...seems to beyond the majority of you. two plus two does not equal five. that is all 1) let x = 2+2 (2)[multiply by x-1] x(x-1)=(2+2)(x-1) (3) x^2 -x = 2x+2x-2-2 (4)[subtract 3x] x^2-4x=x-4 (5)[multiply by x-5] (x-5)(x^2-4x)=(x-5)(x-4) (6)x^3-9x^2+20x=x^2-9x+20 (7)x(x-4)(x-5)=(x-4)(x-5) (8)[divide by x-4] x^2-5x=x-5 (9)[add 4x] x^2-x=5x-5 (10)x(x-1)=5(x-1) (11)[divide by (x-1)] x=5 And we started with x=2+2, therefore 2+2=5 Where's your simple maths now then, hey. Where. Nowhere that's where. Title: simple arithmetic... Post by: herthab on Wednesday, August 29, 2007, 18:25:31 I'd like to nominate this for the 'saddest thread on a forum, ever' award.
Title: simple arithmetic... Post by: dogs on Wednesday, August 29, 2007, 18:25:39 Why did Mr Hundred tell Mr Million off?
Because he was being noughty. Title: simple arithmetic... Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, August 29, 2007, 18:30:45 Oh FFS !!!!!
Where's Neville ????? He would have a field day ! :mrgreen: Title: simple arithmetic... Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Wednesday, August 29, 2007, 19:15:40 how much does a cockney's shampoo cost?
pantene. Title: simple arithmetic... Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, August 29, 2007, 19:19:42 Quote from: "mexico red" how much does a cockney's shampoo cost? pantene. Very good :D Title: simple arithmetic... Post by: magicroundabout on Wednesday, August 29, 2007, 20:01:01 Quote from: "mexico red" how much does a cockney's shampoo cost? pantene. ok yes i laughed at this one Title: Re: simple arithmetic... Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, August 29, 2007, 22:06:36 Quote from: "Batch" Quote from: "sonic youth" ...seems to beyond the majority of you. two plus two does not equal five. that is all And we started with x=2+2, therefore 2+2=5 Where's your simple maths now then, hey. Where. Nowhere that's where. Where's your x now? She a fitty? Title: Re: simple arithmetic... Post by: hansgruber on Thursday, August 30, 2007, 01:04:02 Quote from: "Batch" 1 ) let x = 2+2 8 )[divide by x-4] x^2-5x=x-5 Dividing by zero's not allowed! Title: simple arithmetic... Post by: neville w on Thursday, August 30, 2007, 07:13:40 Quote from: "mexico red" how much does a cockney's shampoo cost? pantene. That's Head and Shoulders above the other jokes. Title: simple arithmetic... Post by: herthab on Thursday, August 30, 2007, 07:20:47 Quote from: "neville w" Quote from: "mexico red" how much does a cockney's shampoo cost? pantene. That's Head and Shoulders above the other jokes. I think mex deserves loads of praise for that joke. Why? Because he's worth it............................. Title: simple arithmetic... Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, August 30, 2007, 12:43:16 You've only just L'Orealised?
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