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Title: joke Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, April 1, 2005, 11:56:22 Little old Woman: I am 86 years old.
> > Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what >happened to you on 1 April this year? > > Little old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on >my front porch on a warm Spring evening, when a > > young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down >beside me. > > Defense Attorney: Did you know him? > > Little old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly. > > Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down? > > Little old Woman: He started to rub my thigh. > > Defense Attorney: Did you stop him? > > Little old Woman: No, I didn't stop him. > > Defense Attorney: Why not? > > Little old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since >my Abner passed away some 30 years ago. > > Defense Attorney: What happened next? > > Little old Woman: He began to rub my breasts. > > Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? > > Little old Woman: No, I did not stop him. > > Defense Attorney: Why not? > > Little old Woman: Why, Your Honour, his rubbing made me >feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt > that good in years! > > Defense Attorney: What happened next? > > Little old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just >laid down and said to him, "Take me, young > > man, Take me!" > > Defense Attorney: Did he take you? > > Little old Woman: Hell, no. He just yelled, "April Fool!" > > And that's when I shot the little b ***** d! Title: joke Post by: Titch on Friday, April 1, 2005, 11:59:19 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick
Title: joke Post by: STFCBird on Friday, April 1, 2005, 11:59:50 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick :-))( boooooooooo is that the best you have got? no hope for you!!
Title: joke Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, April 1, 2005, 12:02:03 Quote boooooooooo is that the best you have got? no hope for you!! if you have better feel free to share :twisted: Title: joke Post by: Titch on Friday, April 1, 2005, 12:10:24 Yes come on the birdy!
Title: joke Post by: Whits on Friday, April 1, 2005, 12:11:44 birdy is up for a slating if she don't come up with something funny :mrgreen:
Title: joke Post by: STFCBird on Friday, April 1, 2005, 12:17:10 knock knock
Title: joke Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, April 1, 2005, 12:17:48 who's there?
Title: joke Post by: STFCBird on Friday, April 1, 2005, 12:21:50 doctor....................... :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick
Title: joke Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, April 1, 2005, 12:26:56 :evil:
Title: joke Post by: STFCBird on Friday, April 1, 2005, 12:27:29 sorry :oops:
Title: joke Post by: Piemonte on Friday, April 1, 2005, 12:27:56 rubbish.
Title: joke Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, April 1, 2005, 12:28:49 Quote sorry you will be :wink: Title: joke Post by: STFCBird on Friday, April 1, 2005, 12:29:16 Maybe I should go back to being a perv :(
Title: joke Post by: Piemonte on Friday, April 1, 2005, 12:30:52 Quote from: "STFCBird" Maybe I should go back to being a perv :( you've obviously better at being a forum ho than a comidiene :wink: Title: joke Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, April 1, 2005, 12:31:18 Quote Maybe I should go back to being a perv i would birdy. telling jokes just isn't you Title: joke Post by: STFCBird on Friday, April 1, 2005, 12:31:53 thanks piemonte. I know my place :(
Title: joke Post by: STFCBird on Friday, April 1, 2005, 12:32:46 bastards :evil:
Title: joke Post by: Piemonte on Friday, April 1, 2005, 12:37:29 :D :D only kidding mate
Title: joke Post by: STFCBird on Friday, April 1, 2005, 12:39:14 :wink: I know. I am off back to the potting shed now then! :soapy tit wank:
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