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Title: Emmanuel Panther
Post by: fatbury on Tuesday, August 21, 2007, 08:37:10
watched the Exeter v York game last night on Setanta and this guy looks like hes worth a punt on ... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmanuel_Panther

he was the captain and ran the show in midfield tackling and defending as well as starting off and finishing attacks

be a step up for him but could be one of our development players?


Title: Emmanuel Panther
Post by: lebowski on Tuesday, August 21, 2007, 08:39:31
i'm not sure sturrock will be feline the same way as you about this player.

never gets boring.


Title: Emmanuel Panther
Post by: janaage on Tuesday, August 21, 2007, 08:41:53
At least he's not a cheatah, we don't need one of those in our ranks.


Title: Emmanuel Panther
Post by: STFC4LIFE on Tuesday, August 21, 2007, 08:59:51
'I wanna be a panther'


Title: Emmanuel Panther
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, August 21, 2007, 09:31:28
Signing  a player, because he has  good name is probably not the way forward....although I wouldn't have minded Cliff Hercules getting a run out in red.

    Given the collection of bodily part  nicknames we already have, I wonder if Vitali Klitscko would make a useful target man.


Title: Emmanuel Panther
Post by: Kinky Tom on Tuesday, August 21, 2007, 10:03:47
Hmm, 'the cock finds the klit and OOOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHHOHO what a goal'

Yeah, that would work. :D


Title: Emmanuel Panther
Post by: santini on Tuesday, August 21, 2007, 10:07:36
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
  Given the collection of bodily part  nicknames we already have, I wonder if Vitali Klitscko would make a useful target man.
Heard he has a great first touch and licks a lot with his little flicks.


Title: Emmanuel Panther
Post by: donkey on Tuesday, August 21, 2007, 10:07:58
Anyone remember a youth player from years ago called Chris Organ.  Shame he didn't make...Organ on the back of the shirt would be funny (imho).

Cheers

Donkey


Title: Emmanuel Panther
Post by: neville w on Tuesday, August 21, 2007, 11:04:28
Quote from: "lebowski"
i'm not sure sturrock will be feline the same way as you about this player.

never gets boring.


anyone post a lynx ?


Title: Emmanuel Panther
Post by: larwood on Tuesday, August 21, 2007, 11:07:09
Quote from: "santini"
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
  Given the collection of bodily part  nicknames we already have, I wonder if Vitali Klitscko would make a useful target man.
Heard he has a great first touch and licks a lot with his little flicks.


 :soapy tit wank:


Title: Emmanuel Panther
Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Tuesday, August 21, 2007, 11:14:19
he was certainly highly rated when he was younger. Had a few injury problems though


Title: Emmanuel Panther
Post by: janaage on Tuesday, August 21, 2007, 11:15:38
Didn't he go out on a season's loan to Longleat the other year?


Title: Emmanuel Panther
Post by: Foggy on Tuesday, August 21, 2007, 11:23:58
Yeah but he had a roar deal


Title: Emmanuel Panther
Post by: Foggy on Tuesday, August 21, 2007, 11:24:45
Quote from: "janaage"
Didn't he go out on a season's lion to Longleat the other year?


Title: Emmanuel Panther
Post by: Chubbs on Tuesday, August 21, 2007, 12:01:38
Quote from: "janaage"
At least he's not a cheatah, we don't need one of those in our ranks.


What's he like running down the lion


Title: Emmanuel Panther
Post by: axs on Tuesday, August 21, 2007, 12:02:29
thats a paw effort


Title: Emmanuel Panther
Post by: Foggy on Tuesday, August 21, 2007, 12:11:12
He could be the mane man


Title: Emmanuel Panther
Post by: axs on Tuesday, August 21, 2007, 12:18:52
possibly purrfect


Title: Emmanuel Panther
Post by: McLovin on Tuesday, August 21, 2007, 12:23:49
would he be on loan or pumanent?


Title: Emmanuel Panther
Post by: Foggy on Tuesday, August 21, 2007, 12:25:07
There may be a claws in his contract .


Title: Emmanuel Panther
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, August 21, 2007, 13:02:28
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Signing  a player, because he has  good name is probably not the way forward....although I wouldn't have minded Cliff Hercules getting a run out in red.

    Given the collection of bodily part  nicknames we already have, I wonder if Vitali Klitscko would make a useful target man.


I think good names are the only way forward.

Anybody know where Lanre Bimbo Fatokun, or whatever order the names went, is now?


Title: Emmanuel Panther
Post by: wheretherealredsare on Tuesday, August 21, 2007, 13:06:23
Probably hunting down his parents or whoever christened him with that.


Title: Emmanuel Panther
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, August 21, 2007, 13:10:05
Quote from: "flammableBen"
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Signing  a player, because he has  good name is probably not the way forward....although I wouldn't have minded Cliff Hercules getting a run out in red.

    Given the collection of bodily part  nicknames we already have, I wonder if Vitali Klitscko would make a useful target man.


I think good names are the only way forward.

Anybody know where Lanre Bimbo Fatokun, or whatever order the names went, is now?


 I believe he's part of a consortium trying to get African footballers into Europe....Beast Holdings or something.

  I have to say it doesn't get much better than Mikel John Obi,  or is it Obi John Mikel  or John Obi Mikel.....

   I've tried Bosanquet Smeeton Regiinald.....but it doesn't work without the Star wars reference.


Title: Emmanuel Panther
Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Tuesday, August 21, 2007, 13:10:47
Quote from: "flammableBen"
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Signing  a player, because he has  good name is probably not the way forward....although I wouldn't have minded Cliff Hercules getting a run out in red.

    Given the collection of bodily part  nicknames we already have, I wonder if Vitali Klitscko would make a useful target man.


I think good names are the only way forward.

Anybody know where Lanre Bimbo Fatokun, or whatever order the names went, is now?
I think we should sign Quim to replace Brez :mrgreen:


Title: Emmanuel Panther
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, August 21, 2007, 13:14:10
Quote from: "SwindonTartanArmy"
Quote from: "flammableBen"
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Signing  a player, because he has  good name is probably not the way forward....although I wouldn't have minded Cliff Hercules getting a run out in red.

    Given the collection of bodily part  nicknames we already have, I wonder if Vitali Klitscko would make a useful target man.


I think good names are the only way forward.

Anybody know where Lanre Bimbo Fatokun, or whatever order the names went, is now?
I think we should sign Quim to replace Brez :mrgreen:


 Good shout... what with him being a Portugeezer and that.


Title: Emmanuel Panther
Post by: wheretherealredsare on Tuesday, August 21, 2007, 13:19:16
Prime beef curtains on the way?


Title: Emmanuel Panther
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Tuesday, August 21, 2007, 14:56:45
i think we should pounce for him and get our claws on him


Title: Emmanuel Panther
Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Tuesday, August 21, 2007, 15:06:39
similar player to Roary Fallon


Title: Emmanuel Panther
Post by: land_of_bo on Tuesday, August 21, 2007, 15:09:03
I'm sure if we signed him it would generate a positive feline around the place.

Let's hope he doesn't like to sleep in the box.


Title: Emmanuel Panther
Post by: Chubbs on Tuesday, August 21, 2007, 15:16:12
i think he's definatly one to keep tabby's on.


Title: Emmanuel Panther
Post by: land_of_bo on Tuesday, August 21, 2007, 15:18:36
As long as he doesn't keep scratching the post.


Title: Emmanuel Panther
Post by: Chubbs on Tuesday, August 21, 2007, 15:19:43
who knows, we might be able to sign a sponsership deal with puma, and also get a free ford couger out of it.


Title: Emmanuel Panther
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Tuesday, August 21, 2007, 15:23:49
Neville has ruined this forum :(


Title: Emmanuel Panther
Post by: Lumps on Tuesday, August 21, 2007, 18:18:56
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!

This is the third time in the last few days I've opened a thread to find it has degenerated into a horrific pun frenzy.

STOP IT NOW!


Title: Emmanuel Panther
Post by: janaage on Tuesday, August 21, 2007, 19:40:43
Oh what a massive annoyance.  You open a thread about some non leaguer only to find a few people having a laugh.

I imagine clicking on the link to the index page must grate enormously.

3 times!!!  In the last three days!!!

Easy tiger.


Title: Emmanuel Panther
Post by: spacey on Tuesday, August 21, 2007, 19:51:30
Quote from: "janaage"
Oh what a massive annoyance.  You open a thread about some non leaguer only to find a few people having a laugh.


A laugh?! Don't make me laugh!

I hate puns nearly as much as Sharon Osbourne, the fucking greedy, shouty faced witch. I blame Foggy.


Title: Emmanuel Panther
Post by: Gelbfüßler on Tuesday, August 21, 2007, 19:56:29
http://www.kooriweb.org/foley/essays/bp/panthers.jpg
?


Title: Emmanuel Panther
Post by: Gelbfüßler on Tuesday, August 21, 2007, 20:01:57
Double Post, luckily.


Title: Emmanuel Panther
Post by: neville w on Wednesday, August 22, 2007, 07:27:58
Presumably we've got enough money in the kitty ?


Seriously - the pun levels on the forum are reaching impressive levels !


Title: Emmanuel Panther
Post by: Foggy on Wednesday, August 22, 2007, 07:39:55
Quote from: "spacey"
Quote from: "janaage"
Oh what a massive annoyance.  You open a thread about some non leaguer only to find a few people having a laugh.


A laugh?! Don't make me laugh!

I hate puns nearly as much as Sharon Osbourne, the fucking greedy, shouty faced witch. I blame Foggy.


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  Thanks spacey


Title: Emmanuel Panther
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, August 22, 2007, 08:06:28
Quote from: "Lumps"
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!

This is the third time in the last few days I've opened a thread to find it has degenerated into a horrific pun frenzy.

STOP IT NOW!


I think everybody should just put their claws away and play nicely.


Title: Emmanuel Panther
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Wednesday, August 22, 2007, 08:09:39
Threads like this are very boring and not even slightly funny.


FACT!


Title: Emmanuel Panther
Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Wednesday, August 22, 2007, 08:11:18
Quote from: "OOH!  SHAUN TAYLOR"
Threads like this are very boring and not even slightly funny.


FAT CAT!

 :mrgreen:


Title: Emmanuel Panther
Post by: Colin Todd on Wednesday, August 22, 2007, 08:20:27
Quote from: "OOH!  SHAUN TAYLOR"
Threads like this are very boring and not even slightly funny.


FACT!


If there was actually a point to the thread other than fatbury liking some blokes name I'd agree. But there isnt - so I'm in full support of the pun-fest


Title: Emmanuel Panther
Post by: Foggy on Wednesday, August 22, 2007, 08:34:27
Quote from: "OOH!  SHAUN TAYLOR"
Threads like this are very boring and not even slightly funny.


FACT!



Are you Arriba in disguise? Are you A..r.riba in disguise


Title: Emmanuel Panther
Post by: Lumps on Wednesday, August 22, 2007, 08:37:43
Puns are not funny. However Jan's reaction to my post was fucking hilarious.

Perhaps I should have put a winking emoticon on the end of it, but I sort of thought people would be able see for themselves that I wasn't being completely serious.  :-))(