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According to the update on the OS, luggy has been given the ok to go for his 'prime beef' something he said he has wanted to do from the start.

Maybe, jusy maybe we will start to see the kind of players that we need to get us back where we were all those years ago!!!

Here's hoping. :soapy tit wank:

What are the chances of it being British beef though?  8)

Good news on the playing side then . As long as it doesn't have BSE:)

Thats got to be the gayest way of saying "decent players" that ive heard.

Frank Lebouef?

I don't care if they are gay as long as they can play football!!

Ummm im just saying Prime Beef sounds abit 0898 HOMO not that that we are trying to lots of gays,though im sure Pinkie wouldnt mind 8)

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: , Neville will be so proud!

has Hasselbaink signed for Cardiff yet  :D

Steve Cowe...Darren Bullock ?

Are we buging any players from 'uddersfiled?

ahaha just read, Hasselbaink was was going to sign for Martin Allen at Leicester, but just before he did the medical he decided that he wanted JFH to have a months trail first.

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This will mean Holmes and Jutkiewicz on loan for the season and Easter I would have thought ...

if this all comes off im gonna be so happy sat at my desk surrounded by all the shitty fans like this  :mrgreen:

http://www.wycombewanderers.premiumtv.co.uk/page/LatestNews/0,,10430~1090578,00.html

That article is from Monday, before the takeover happened and before the 'prime beef' statement, so is therefore irrelevant  :?

We showed interest though.

Franchise have put in a bid now, so if we want him we need to act sharpish.

I reckon we'll outbid the shitty Dons  :mrgreen:

Mk are the sort to offer a silly amount in wages to be fair though.

Yes but there is a 60% wage turnover cap in league 2 remember  :mrgreen: I'm sure they'll be pretty close to that.

Freddy Adu on loan from Benfica please  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

 Much Adu About Nothing I'm afraid.....we'd have been better off getting One "Gentleman" of Verona.....Craig Davies, the ex scummer looks like a decent acquisition for Oldham.

They are raving about him up there... He's got a decent scoring record in pre-season + he scored past Swansea.

 Really?

Oh dear. Prime beef :roll:

For the second time in as many days I find myself agreeing with YR.

Why can't he just call them 'top targets' or something? Anything but prime beef :?

http://www.daytondailynews.com/shared-gen/blogs/dayton/education/media/villagepeople.jpg

 Is prime beef some sort of gay terminology?   I daresay Luggy like myself isn't up to speed on these matters....

I don't know if it's recognized gay terminology but it sounds very gay to me.

Exhibit number 1:

http://www.trincoll.edu/orgs/eros/images/movie%20covers/fullsize/beefcake.jpg

Exhibit number 2:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beefcake

OK, it's beefcake as opposed to prime beef but's in the same ball park :?

I haven't been on here long enough to say anything about your family album and collection of magazines so I won't. :shock:

http://psybrrr.typepad.com/photos/tshirts/cartmanbeefcake1-thumb.JPG

Does this make Easton, Adams and Cum-minges Scotch stewing steak or sticking to OST's theme.  Mince.

I think we'll be signing Angus, from Aberdeen

Paul Heifernan ?

Nah we are going to go for pure quality, players like patrick berger

iv,e heard steve bull is going to make a comeback.

I just hope whoever we sign doesn't turn out to be a big mis-steak.

And if they don't live local, do you think PS will be able to talk them into moooooooooooooooooooo-ving to Swindon?

I'm sure they'll be different gravy

we,ll probably revert to hoof -ball.

Great ,back to the old days of hoofing it up field.

Who cares, as long as they're proud to wear the Jersey.

could it mean a return for daisey duke.

If their from Portugal sure they'll be proud to wear the jersey until the winter, when the temperature drops, then they'll be frie-sian!!

Udders.  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I heard that one of the targets we're after has a calf injury.  Could be a deal breaker.

Nah, i think he's milking it.

Possibly the most painful thread I've ever read.....................

Im sure he wont bottle out of a tackle

They'll soon be out on the lash with pooky etc in one of the cattle markets in town

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Top notch.

Where am I? Thisis or townend?  :?

Good work everybody !

Lots of you have run this thread past yer eyes

In the words of Bart Simpson, 'Don't have a cow man!'

(If you can't beat em...............)

Perhaps we're a feeder club for Veal Madrid ?

Enough already! If you've herd one, you've herd them all.

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What do you want? a pat on the head?

Aaaaaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha! that is sooooooo funny! Bottles are what milk comes in (sometimes they come in cartons, but that wouldn't have been so brilliant), milk comes from cows, and cows are made of beef. Awesome stuff!!!!!! I've been laughing for the last 10 minutes, I'm still shaking with mirth as I type! Ooooooh, the hilarity!

Am I being sarcastic enough for you?

What comes out of Cowes and rings like a bell?









dungggggg!

Oh hello its the "spacey comedy hour" .Morning Mr Spacey,how are you today?

Don't you think I'm funny anymore? I'm very well though, thanks for asking.

You will always be funny but things have changed since the Jason Spaceman days, where did it all go wrong?

Where did what go wrong?

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Mondale to Hart.......

FFS, you lot are talking a load of tripe.

80% BollOX

100% bullshit

It's udderly rubbish

Somebody's gonna get a hide-ing if this doen't stop.

erm...moo.

Oh come on! As a discussion this is getting boring. Let's beef it up!!!

That's asking too much. Lets just meat in the middle.

I must say, this is a highley amoosing thread.

Chew cud not make this any more beef jerky.

Grass!!  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

It's butter to s.low down with these milk jokes or they'll be pastyoureyes too fast.

Oh for fucks steak. Enough!

If whey too much milk curd give you twitches would you call them milkshakes?

That's an offal joke.

Sorry, I'm leathered!!

That's patently obvious

You cuddnt be further from the truth