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Title: No Friday jokes for ages Post by: jim on Friday, August 10, 2007, 16:14:42 I was offered 8 legs of venison in the pub last night for 50 quid. Didnt go for it - too dear.
Title: No Friday jokes for ages Post by: Arriba on Friday, August 10, 2007, 16:24:17 dont give up your day job jim.driving instructor aint it?
Title: No Friday jokes for ages Post by: jim on Friday, August 10, 2007, 16:41:06 Quote from: "arriba" dont give up your day job jim.driving instructor aint it? No but if I was I would tell the kids how to manage their over-signalling tendencies :) Title: No Friday jokes for ages Post by: Arriba on Friday, August 10, 2007, 16:42:51 then they'd all fail :wink:
Title: No Friday jokes for ages Post by: STFC Village on Friday, August 10, 2007, 16:46:41 Why should you never replace your sandwich toaster?
Better the breville you know Title: No Friday jokes for ages Post by: jim on Friday, August 10, 2007, 16:48:11 Whats red and invisible?
No tomatoes Title: No Friday jokes for ages Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, August 10, 2007, 16:49:56 A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost. He reduced altitude and
spotted a man below. He descended a bit more and shouted, Excuse, me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude." "You must work in Quality Control," said the balloonist. "I do," replied the man, "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what you're talking about and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've been no help at all. If anything, you've just delayed my trip and wasted my time." The man below responded, "You must be in Management." I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?" "Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a load of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my f***ing fault." Title: No Friday jokes for ages Post by: reeves4england on Friday, August 10, 2007, 16:57:37 Quote from: "jim" Whats red and invisible? What's rich and invisible?No tomatoes A Portuguese investor in Swindon Boom. Boom. :x |