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Title: The Thread of Talalini
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, August 9, 2007, 22:55:58
Hello people, have you missed me?

Back in Swindon now and have work tomorrow. Yey. Enjoyed my week off, but back to the real world it is.

I'm worried that my left ear seems to always filled with a sort of pussy wax liquid. I'm not registered with a doctor and I'm too lazy to bother, so I'm going for the self medication of occasionally picking at the inside of it with random thin blunt objects. I reckon it's the right thing to do. If it's ear cancer or something then I'd prefer not to know anyway.

Anyhoo....


Title: The Thread of Talalini
Post by: axs on Thursday, August 9, 2007, 22:58:09
at least use a cotton bud.

and welcome back.


Title: The Thread of Talalini
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, August 9, 2007, 23:03:51
cotton bud's cost money. Will the filter ends of cigarette butts do?


Title: The Thread of Talalini
Post by: yeo on Thursday, August 9, 2007, 23:04:40
Put maggots in your ear,that'll work.


Title: The Thread of Talalini
Post by: axs on Thursday, August 9, 2007, 23:05:32
Quote from: "flammableBen"
cotton bud's cost money. Will the filter ends of cigarette butts do?


if you take the paper off first that should work a treat.


Title: The Thread of Talalini
Post by: Miss Angry on Thursday, August 9, 2007, 23:10:37
Hair Grip does the job


Title: The Thread of Talalini
Post by: axs on Thursday, August 9, 2007, 23:11:09
ben should have lots of those.


Title: The Thread of Talalini
Post by: Miss Angry on Thursday, August 9, 2007, 23:22:51
Everyone has a hair grip handy


Title: The Thread of Talalini
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, August 9, 2007, 23:24:11
Well enough about my left ear. Although if anybody wants a sample of some of the waxy liquid then I'll sell you some for a fiver. It might be worth something one day.

Someone must have done something interesting this week whilst I was off partying it out in Bristol. Good god you all suck.


Title: The Thread of Talalini
Post by: axs on Thursday, August 9, 2007, 23:26:21
i actually met people from the TEF who weren't you. they all drink as much though.


Title: The Thread of Talalini
Post by: Miss Angry on Thursday, August 9, 2007, 23:26:31
My boyfriend got a new car, thats about as exciting as my life gets!


Title: The Thread of Talalini
Post by: DV on Thursday, August 9, 2007, 23:28:52
I've lazed around all week doing nothing apart from getting a sun tan, saying that makes me sound very  :fag:


Title: The Thread of Talalini
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, August 9, 2007, 23:32:16
We know you'll come out of the closet one day DV.


Title: The Thread of Talalini
Post by: axs on Thursday, August 9, 2007, 23:35:03
Quote from: "DV"
I've lazed around all week doing nothing apart from getting a sun tan, saying that makes me sound very  :fag:


is that what colour your suntan is too?


Title: The Thread of Talalini
Post by: DV on Thursday, August 9, 2007, 23:39:18
no its not, I go red for a day then a lovely brown the next day.....then people keep asking me if I've been on holiday


Title: The Thread of Talalini
Post by: DV on Thursday, August 9, 2007, 23:39:34
Quote from: "flammableBen"
We know you'll come out of the closet one day DV.


you wish....


Title: The Thread of Talalini
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, August 9, 2007, 23:43:29
nah, you're not my type.


Title: The Thread of Talalini
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, August 10, 2007, 00:13:08
You could ask me again after I've had lot's of Guinness DV. I hope I haven't hurt your feelings.

I'm bored now. I come to the tef at 1am for amusement, not refreshing the page to see that nobody has posted since 20 seconds ago.


Title: The Thread of Talalini
Post by: axs on Friday, August 10, 2007, 00:14:31
cheer up, EB1s back.


Title: The Thread of Talalini
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, August 10, 2007, 00:52:15
No he's not.

Everybody's gone  :(