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word up.

oh and dex, hello.

it's all a bit quiet tonight.

It is too quiet tonight. I think dex has gone, and I think Fred is confused.

How are you axs? sorry about the poker cancellation tomorrow. Too many different things going on for me to have worked it out beforehand.

no worries, we'll do it another time. i am free on monday (back from hereford in the afternoon) so would be up for it then if anyone else is.

i'm off work tomorrow (Yay!) but then i'm in a mail centre on Friday sorting mail cos everyone else is on strike (Boo!)

You not joining your fellow workmen in fighting for their rights of something or other? You disgust me, you should show solidarity for your fellow workers.

I'm working random time over the next few weeks. yey.

i'm not in the union and its not my union thats striking, the managers have a different one. it's their right to strike if thats what they want to do, i don't think it will get them anywhere but that's what their union has called for. i don't mind sorting mail for a day - nice and stress free.

I still think you should be sympathetic. I'm sure you're rubbish at mail sorting anyway, but make sure you are. It'll give them hope and justice or something.

i've never sorted mail in my life. i'm sure i won't be very good at it for one day.

Just make sure you sing resistance songs whilst you are sorting!

Anyhoo... I'm in the horrible situation that I might get called into work lunch time tomorrow. I doubt I will but I might.

Annoying thing about my Dad and his Mrs going on holiday, is that I have very little responsibility until something goes wrong or it's very busy. Then it's all down to Ben. I enjoy it really but I'm down on standby every lunchtime apart from Tuesday and Saturday. And I'm on standby Tuesday evening and I'm working Saturday night anyway.

Means I can't relax and start drinking on those days before 2pm. I reckon I'll just about cope.

oooh 2pm, must be hard for you.

i've been looking at job adverts for fun, it seems all the job sites have more adverts for recruitment consultants that for any other jobs. weird.

Sorry I wandered off for a bit. Watching a film sort of bollocks.

What happened to my creative idea from last night? I only just remembered. Rubbish.

i've made a wonderful sculpture from spicy roasted balti peanuts but my cameras broken so i might just eat it.

Aceness, I didn't mean it had to be something to do with computers creative. Just generally. Everybody should take an hour out of their day to do something which uses their imagination. I'm well up on it. Mental health goodness and all. There's enough nutters on here anyway.

i ate it. it was full of spicy goodness. hopefully the creativity will offset the braincells lost from the 6 bottles of grolsch.

alcohol kills off the slowest braincells first. Fact! (actually it's really true.) I've only got super fast one's left. That's why I'm a quick fire comedy genius!

Why doesn't a dog have a nose?

they smell through their feet.

dogs can't look up you know.

thats almost darwinian - the braincells i mean, not dogs not being able to look up.

Alcohol has been more than necessary for the development us people. Beer's always been clean when water generally hasn't (back in the olden days). Happy days.

tis true, sailors used to get rations of beer and rarely drank water, mainly because the beer was so week it didn't have a dehydrating effect that you might get from stella.

I've lived off Guinness for over a week, I reckon the dehydrating affects get exagerated at times.

if you drink steadily the effect will be minimised because your body makes full use of the water content. if you drink 10 pints in three hours then you'll piss most of it away before the dehydrating effect starts - and then you'll have no spare fluids left and become dehydrated.

So because I drink all the time, my body has a massive water absorption rate and I'll never dehydrate?

unless you go on a mahoosive bender and drink loads in a short space of time, or drink concentrated alcohol like wine or spirits. stick to fosters (ugghhhhh) and you could drink steadily for a long time without becoming dehydrated.

anyhoo, i'm off to bed, night.

The Guinness tends to be a gap between my evening red wine drinking. I don't touch fosters. I might have a few cups of tea week and a few bottles of coke. I'm thinking by all rights I should be dead.

We can all hope.  :)

what a load of dribble.  :mrgreen: