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...to the legendary Kent Road shop to get some munch. I realise as I'm walking back through my front door that I've managed to buy 4 cans of white ace, instead of food, without realising.

Is that normal, should I be worried about my mental health? Am I just ace? Is it some sort subconscious diet? I could do with loosing some of my man breasts.

I've still got a bottle and a half of red to drink. I have no recollection of any concious thinking whilst in the shop, which is strange; I rarely buy White Ace anymore.

But what are you going to eat mate ?

Eating is for losers. Think I have some processed cheese slices in my fridge if I get desperate. They've got to be good for me.

Im just having some Brie and biscuits and a bottle of red as a wind down

thats exactly what i'm doing fred. and loving it.

Oooh. Think I've got some Stilton in the fridge, happy days. Everything is right in the world.

What are you going to drink when your bottle of red runs out Fred? I hope you've got a back up.

aha! many a soldier has done that walk because the lansdown road one shuts earlier  8)

Brie been left out covered all day so its nice and runny too


yumm yumm

Bottle of Sandmans Port

thats like cheese porn. i love it.

Kent Road Shop > Lansdown Road shop.

Easy.

without a doubt, but lansdown is closer.

kent smells more asian and is much cheaper. plus he served me alcohol on millenium night when i was 13

I bought a bottle of pimms today, I am worried

Ghey !!!!!

posh

that makes it even worse

a posh ghey !!!!!

You will be working with JFW next !

Oh god, no way, she would do my nut in! I am goiung to wear pink tomorrow

Liar !!!!!!

I'd employ her tomorrow

 :D

:D

Can't you employ me Fred? I could be in charge of  personnel moral for your office. I could travel down to London on the train with you every day. It would be ace fun.

The bar does not open at 05.41 though Ben..............

That late? What time do you leave Fred?

I'd also like to note that I meant morale, and not moral. I shouldn't be responsible for anybody's morals. FACT!!

The 05.41 train to Paddington

Then Bakerloo line to Waterloo

Then Jubilee line to Canary Wharf

Get in about 07.50 am



You could not last that long without a bar facility Ben

I'd get the beers in the night before. Sorted.

Although your negativity leads me to believe that I'm not hired.

Fuck that. If I roll out of bed before 8am on a work day I'm doing well!

is lansdown road shop the same shop as hythe road shop?

i really get confused with my old town shops you know

yeah, it's on the cornet Hythe road / Lansdown Road shop. In fact it used to be called by the former. Turkish dude in there can be nice but sometimes he's a right grumpy bastard.

Kent Road shop on the other hand is the king of all local shops. It's amazing. Friendly people. Wine deals, beer deals. I reckon I spend like £50 in there a week. Easy.

They even gave me credit once. Fucking hell. Who'd give me credit?

It's scary enough getting a round in before Ben's turn  :mrgreen:

as soon as you step on the mat the bell goes. it's so clever.

if you walk down lansdown road a bit (towards eastcote hill) then down one of the little turnings on the left is what can best be described as a giant remote control car.

I'm pretty good at sorting the rounds, better than that Bushey Ash dude. I reckon he owes me a pint.

Yeah, it's actually true. Even the bit about that Bushey dude. He does actually owe me a pint.

I'm apparently now immune to the Kent road shop going in buzzer. I walked in the other day and it didn't go off. I thought it was a bit odd, then someone else walked in behind me and it went off loud as normal. I thought that's more odd.

Didn't go off when I walked out either. I joked with Mrs Kent Road shop and walked back in, making sure I stood on the mat, then out again. Still no buzzer. The other dude who followed me in walked out and it went of as normal. Fucking Crazy.

I think it's adapted and seen me as a friend. Even the buzzer in that shop is friendly. Amazing.

Maybe your a ghost who doesn't think he's a ghost. Like that film starring Patrick Swayze as a ghost, I can't remember what it's called.

sixth sense?

Casper, maybe?

I hate that film. How can I type stuff if I'm a ghost? I'm going to  go for the simple buzzer system developing a life of it's own and deciding that I'm its friend. I ain't no ghost. How could I type this if I was?

I think he means Dirty Dancing.

telekinesis, ben. telekinesis.

Can you kill a yak from 200 yards away, with mind bullets? If you can, I'm going with sonic's theory. If not, I think you're just tripping on something.

I've always wondered that. If ghosts can walk through walls, how come they don't fall through floors and just keep going?

I'm pretty good at llamatron, but you play as a yak in that, not kill them. If I can kill a yak from 200 yards with mind bullets then I'm a fucking jedi. Not a ghost.

You must be tripping on something then

maybe you're just really light

Nah, wannabe posh. And gay.

If you want London weighting you do it mate

Is London weight somewhere between Light and Loughborough weight?

No

Between light heavyweight and heavyweight mate

why the fuck are people talking in riddles? it's been happening to me all day.

bollocks to it, i'm offski

Did you get my PM Goth Boy ?

the stafford street shop is wank. i used to live on birch street - now thats got a quality corner shop - they had anything you could ask for. and the guy behind the counter 'tony' has a huge scar on his arm from where someone attacked him with a machete in sri lanka.

Don't know about Birch Street, but yeah the Stafford street shop is wank. It's nearly work you walking up to kent road for your quick shop trips. You could pop in to see me and have a cup of tea and a game of Mairo Kart. (I'd win).

i have amazing luck at getting red shells apparently, but i'm colour blind so can never see the difference.

I'm colour blind too, but obviously not as bad as I can tell the difference. I'm well good at battle mode Snes jobby. Apart from Battle Level 3 (the ice one), that sucks goats.

i don't know it that well, only played on other peoples consoles. only nintendo i ever owned was a gameboy. (about 17 years ago)

I'm on London Weighting too. Seriously  8)

I'm an Old Town Heavy Weight

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Clearly your parting shot for the night Ben...

You admitting to be a cruiserweight Fred? :fag:

Am I fuck a wannabe.  Just have class, its all about the molton brown, um honest thats not gay

As for pints I think Si and Ben owe me flipping loads, next season I am not even talking to you lot as always gets messy

What a whistfully poor retort.

And don't try and net off your beer debt to me with Ben's to you, you definitely owe me that pint.

Gay, I've got to do the short walk to work. I don't want to.

I'll probably have a pint or 2 in the vic at around midnight. If anybody fancies buying me one.