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Title: TOP MANATEE FACTS!
Post by: sonic youth on Friday, July 6, 2007, 01:51:50
eb has been sharing some awesome nuggets of manatee information, this thread shall be used to spread the word.

manatees are also known as 'sea cows'


Title: TOP MANATEE FACTS!
Post by: Manatee on Friday, July 6, 2007, 01:52:54
we like sea grass.


Title: TOP MANATEE FACTS!
Post by: axs on Friday, July 6, 2007, 01:54:15
and presumably 'sea weed' too then.


Title: TOP MANATEE FACTS!
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, July 6, 2007, 01:54:34
Upon death, manatees can regenerate into a new manatee form.


Title: TOP MANATEE FACTS!
Post by: sonic youth on Friday, July 6, 2007, 01:55:22
what, like a time lord?


Title: TOP MANATEE FACTS!
Post by: axs on Friday, July 6, 2007, 01:55:45
Quote from: "flammableBen"
Upon death, manatees can regenerate into a new manatee forum.


it's true:

www.manateeswillinherittheearth.co.mn


Title: TOP MANATEE FACTS!
Post by: sonic youth on Friday, July 6, 2007, 01:57:32
manatees are closely related to dugongs and belong to the same order; sirenia.


Title: TOP MANATEE FACTS!
Post by: hansgruber on Friday, July 6, 2007, 01:57:41
manatees write Family Guy (at least according to South Park anyway)


Title: TOP MANATEE FACTS!
Post by: sonic youth on Friday, July 6, 2007, 02:00:36
whilst manatees are capable of swimming at speeds of up to 20mph, they often prefer to 'cruise' at a gentle pace of between 2-5mph.


Title: TOP MANATEE FACTS!
Post by: axs on Friday, July 6, 2007, 02:02:19
West Indian manatees have no natural enemies, and it is believed they can live 60 years or more.

Yeh mon, it be de quality sea grass.


Title: TOP MANATEE FACTS!
Post by: sonic youth on Friday, July 6, 2007, 02:03:16
the average lifespan of a manatee is 60 years. eb wishes not to divulge his age because 'a gentlemen never tells'


Title: TOP MANATEE FACTS!
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, July 6, 2007, 02:05:26
The manatee's close brother, Steller's Sea Cows; could grow to be up to 8m long! Unfortunately they are extinct.


Title: TOP MANATEE FACTS!
Post by: Gelbfüßler on Friday, July 6, 2007, 02:09:07
Quote from: "flammableBen"
The manatee's close brother, Steller's Sea Cows; could grow to be up to 8m long! Unfortunately they are extinct.

That one made me laugh. However I then realised the error of my ways and cried at the loss of eb's close brother.


Title: TOP MANATEE FACTS!
Post by: sonic youth on Friday, July 6, 2007, 02:09:49
the american state of florida has a county named after the manatee.


Title: TOP MANATEE FACTS!
Post by: Gelbfüßler on Friday, July 6, 2007, 02:12:34
Let's franchise there!


Title: TOP MANATEE FACTS!
Post by: hansgruber on Friday, July 6, 2007, 02:12:50
Is it Manatee County?


Title: TOP MANATEE FACTS!
Post by: sonic youth on Friday, July 6, 2007, 02:23:21
no it's eb county


Title: TOP MANATEE FACTS!
Post by: hansgruber on Friday, July 6, 2007, 02:23:45
boo. Manatee County would be miles better


Title: TOP MANATEE FACTS!
Post by: axs on Friday, July 6, 2007, 02:25:28
it's like area 51, manatees only.


Title: TOP MANATEE FACTS!
Post by: hansgruber on Friday, July 6, 2007, 02:49:15
Apparently Manatees chew twice a second!


Title: TOP MANATEE FACTS!
Post by: axs on Friday, July 6, 2007, 02:50:31
manatee in french is 'lamantin'.


Title: TOP MANATEE FACTS!
Post by: hansgruber on Friday, July 6, 2007, 02:51:46
Join my 'Manatee Love Society' Group on Facebook and be the envy of your friends!


Title: TOP MANATEE FACTS!
Post by: land_of_bo on Friday, July 6, 2007, 08:32:59
My mate pulled this biffa one night, she looked like a manatee with blue eye shadow and lipstick  :shock:


Title: TOP MANATEE FACTS!
Post by: hansgruber on Friday, July 6, 2007, 08:34:26
blue lipstick? You sure she wasn't just really cold?


Title: TOP MANATEE FACTS!
Post by: land_of_bo on Friday, July 6, 2007, 08:39:50
No, she was a goth manatee


Title: TOP MANATEE FACTS!
Post by: McLovin on Friday, July 6, 2007, 10:06:48
Didn't Marylin Manson have a manatee on Bo Selecta?


Title: TOP MANATEE FACTS!
Post by: Dazzza on Friday, July 6, 2007, 10:41:27
My two facts are…

I have a friend called Manatee, which just so happens because he resembles one.

There was a mobile fish and chip shop at Glastonbury called The Sea Cow with a fuck off great Manatee sign on top.  They served decent fish and chips as well.


Title: TOP MANATEE FACTS!
Post by: McLovin on Friday, July 6, 2007, 13:29:07
They also love music...

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/profile2/1664/54/s500671943_29211.jpg


Title: Re: TOP MANATEE FACTS!
Post by: Sippo on Thursday, May 21, 2015, 09:01:49
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CFg4LDuWMAAxseH.jpg)


Title: Re: TOP MANATEE FACTS!
Post by: Ardiles on Thursday, May 21, 2015, 09:20:54
That manatee's taking a dump in your cup of tea.


Title: Re:
Post by: Honkytonk on Thursday, May 21, 2015, 09:26:39
When we were at school me and a friend wrote a screenplay about a superhero named Man of Tea who had tea-related superpowers. His nemesis was a corpulent fellow with thick skin, a cane, monocle and a penchant for sea grass. He was.... The Manatee.


Title: Re: TOP MANATEE FACTS!
Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, May 21, 2015, 20:17:56
holy manatee bump


Title: Re: TOP MANATEE FACTS!
Post by: suttonred on Thursday, May 21, 2015, 21:36:48
When we were at school me and a friend wrote a screenplay about a superhero named Man of Tea who had tea-related superpowers. His nemesis was a corpulent fellow with thick skin, a cane, monocle and a penchant for sea grass. He was.... The Manatee.

And what did the warders think of that effort ;)


Title: Re: Re: TOP MANATEE FACTS!
Post by: Honkytonk on Friday, May 22, 2015, 00:07:32
And what did the warders think of that effort ;)
It's amazing what nice things people will say about your work when it is smeared on the walls with faeces.


Title: Re: TOP MANATEE FACTS!
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, February 11, 2016, 20:42:56
 http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2016/feb/11/manatees-huddle-warmth-florida-three-sisters-spring-wildlife-refuge


Title: Re: TOP MANATEE FACTS!
Post by: Ells on Thursday, February 11, 2016, 20:46:00
http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2016/feb/11/manatees-huddle-warmth-florida-three-sisters-spring-wildlife-refuge

"It’s estimated that as many as 400 manatees have crowded into the Three Sisters"

Standard night in Swansea


Title: Re: TOP MANATEE FACTS!
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, February 11, 2016, 20:48:29
"It’s estimated that as many as 400 manatees have crowded into the Three Sisters"

Standard night in Swansea

That's manatees, not maneatas


Title: Re: TOP MANATEE FACTS!
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, February 12, 2016, 13:34:19
The oldest manatee in captivity is 67 years old!


Title: Re: TOP MANATEE FACTS!
Post by: Ells on Friday, February 12, 2016, 15:17:14
They're climbing trees now.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/gone-viral/os-hungry-manatee-climbs-tree-at-florida-spring-to-chomp-on-moss-20160211-story.html

The first line of this story is great