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You know the drill. Anecdotes from your day/week/year/life please. I'm going to stay up long enough for mex's secret thread which nobody tells me about tonight.

i got a haircut today. fascinating eh?

My brother gave me £50 for finding his passport  today.

nothing happened to me today :(

off to a great start then :-))(

Or me, I live my life through the stories of others via these threads.

I feel an adventure coming on though. It's only a matter of time.

i've got to find a location for a weekend away with the missus next weekend - any ideas? somewhere in UK and not hideously miles away.

Keep the ginger at bay, as they say.
Cut it short, otherwise they will come
and when they come they will burn you
For you are different,
an odd being,
a ginger hell beast,
Who must be destroyed in fire,
before you destroy us all.

The end.

i woke up, did a bit of packing, went to college, came home, did a bit of packing, looked at some old photos when i used to be horrifically skinny, had tea, played football, drank tea, browse the internet.

currently i'm listening to r.e.m. and reading/writing this

hellz yer

it was a number 3, more than halved the weight of ginger on my head.

i hear sheffield's nice at the minute

which album sonic?

What about York :) its only 250 miles away!

her family all lives there, close to that dam that might break!

I'd prefer fire, but water may also quench the life thirst of the ginger hell beast.

are you suggesting i don't wash my hair?

i remember a line from Rogers Profanosaurus (viz authors book):

'Beaten like a ginger stepchild'

it was supposed to be life thirst of the ginger hell beast, but drinking and re-wording confused me.

I'm going to try and draw a ginger hell beast.

i'm betting it ends up looking like me.

I cant sleep at night... i think it's annoying Lauro, he's gone to bed on his own.

I got bored after I realised that drawing stuff takes ages. I wish I was better. Maybe I'll try again later, if that's where my wine experience takes me.

I drew the dude in my avatar. He's ace. original is only like 25 pixels high. Only 4 colours as well. Why wasn't I born earlier? I could be making best selling computer games in 1988.

Space Invaders 2 - the robot aliens land.

I havent got anything interesting to say really, which doesnt make a change really....but....how do schools expect us to go in and do coaching sessions in their hall when they have the stage up and chairs out for the play in the evening....and why dont they fucking tell us.

Both the school yesterday and today, I get there to find a stage set up meaning my session plan goes out the window and I cant use the equipment needed.

I was due to play cricket tonight. It was obvious it was gonna get cancelled. It was fucking pissing down and the forecast was more rain. I rang the captain 3 times saying do i really have to turn up, it will never be on. I eventually got changed and drove all across Swindon in the mad 5pm traffic, just as i was pulling in to the car park my phone rings, "Mate the match is off, its too wet".

Great  :angry:

Shit in his mouth. I think Bennett texted him on Sunday,with that very threat if he wouldn't come to the pub. He didn't so the duty has now fallen upon you my young padwan. Actually I think Bennett might have said that I'd defecate in his mouth, there's a good chance that the lawro might not have understood. Bless him.

I used to read pages from the science text books, and then summarise them for him. I think it was year 9 when we were in the same class. The cunt beat me on one of the tests.... Shit in his mouth.

the voice of reason has spoken.

If you can't use the internet to try and get one of your oldest friend's girlfriends to shit in his mouth, then what is it for?

porn?

Hahah
How about i get his breakfast ready for when he gets up and curl one out on his cornflakes?
You would then owe me a beer and a dance i think!

and that.

Do you think that I've offended Miss Angry? The few times I've met her she's scared me.

You're on.

despite her name she seems to have a sense of humour, she might not kill you.

One day she will. I have looked into the shining eyes of my nemesis, and at the time she was wearing them. Wouldn't put it past her stealing peoples eye's though. I never see lauro any more. Not that I really saw him that often whilst I was at uni for 4 years, but still... I feel replaced.

And that Ash, they work together in some sort of crazy hell beast duo. I reckon she stole some of your hair.

quite possible. maybe from the barbers floor today.

on a different topic:  my mate bought one of these today, good deal or bad deal?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=220124409962&ssPageName=STRK:MEWA:IT&ih=012

fuck knows. I'm well behind on technology

28fps on standard doom3 setting doesn't sound that great though. I though that game had been out for a few years? You'd expect high 30's

he wouldn't know what fps stood for and probably won't play many games on it - the sort of bloke who wants to say 'look at my shiny laptop'. but he wanted to spend a grand on a laptop so i pointed him in the direction of this.

I really don't have much idea about all this modern stuff. I live in the year 2000 with computers at the moment. At the most.

Argh why do i scare everyone im a nice person!
You lot can have him whenever you like providing i get to go out and get in the same kinda state... I really have no issues!

Before you start talkin shit i dont understand... Where will we dance Ben?

i'm at least up to 2003, none of this 'dual core' bollocks for me. (until this one packs in)

might be the name you gave yourself my dear.

Wherever and whenever you like. I'm easy, as long as it's in walking distance and not when I'm working. I'll look forward to it.

Nice my arse, you surprised me by shouting flammableben at the top of your voice in The Vic, whilst I was chatting to some random birds. Then had the cheek to have a go at me when I didn't recognise you. Even though I did recognise you. It made no sense at all.

Nah you're ace.

And when do I talk shit you don't understand. Am I an intellectual now?  :D

yeah i'mn a bit scared of you because of your name too.

Well there is that! I get a bit angry but mostly it is with boyfriend or when im sober serving behind a bar... so all fair in my eyes.

which bar do you serve in?

i never shouted i just came and sat on your table and took the piss cos you had no idea who i was! I might have told you off for pinchin my lighter on our first meeting.
You turned up with them girls in the club later to regular sex bomb... thats why i should keep him away from the likes of you and ash!

I worked in the furnace and rolly for 3 n half years... i left a couple of months ago cos i got a bit angry... but i am still a nice person!

See, and sonic is a fearless internet person. He's like a virtual super hero who also exists as a lesser form in real life.

the rumours of my existence have been greatly exaggerated

my little brother worked in there for a while, and you've probably served me on nore than one occassion.

They let your kind in axs? Or were you wearing a disguise?

I was just about to change it to Miss Very nice Person but i might confuse myself and start being nice to people i dont like in the real world.

yes, i was in sonic's panda suit.

Does your little brother have a name?

Sonic scares me he shouts at people sometimes  :hide:

Jim, about 5'9" brown hair. cocky fucker.

There was a James? He didnt stay long nice guy... i scared him to!

james is his real name yes, worked there before going off to europe for a year.

have we met and i've not realised it? if so i apologise

No i dont think we have Sonic... you just seem to be shouting in some of your posts  :D

I dont know if i have the right James now... this one went to uni or something. How long ago was it? Sorry for the questions but it will bug me now

it would have been about a year and a half to 2 years ago for maybe a month or two max, he had finished uni and was doing a bit of work before going travelling.

YEOVIL RED STOP LURKING AND POST SOMETHING PLEASE

he's the one in the middle.

there's no need to shout.

I dunno id have worked with him then... oh well i was the red head with several personalities. Worked on my own in the rolly or the top bar mostly.
I need another bar job if anyone knows of anywhere!

I think EB1 should post something. Hello EB1, how are you?

oh and i do shout quite a bit. i'm generally loud. not scary though.

ben, if i come out and get drunk with you and bennett will you still change your name by deed poll like we agreed?

I think i must have gone to work with my eyes closed for those couple of months! Or i might have been drunk which there is a good chance of.

ooh spooky I gave him/her thier own welcome thread

Fuck, I'd forgotten about that. A promise is a promise. I can't really remember though, did I specify Bennett on my birthday when I was pissed? Is his re-drinking part of some sort of conspiracy?

are you changing it to anything in particular?

no i just want to see bennett drunk

*thread hops*

whats a Sherman?

maybe we should make a pact to hijack the most serious thread of the day as our LNT.

Ben i just laughed out loud for about 30 seconds at the current hijack. i think a little bit of wee might have escaped.

a tank.

it's a tank

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sherman_tank

I just asked that in the actual thread. That would be one hell of a tank for one goldfish.

This thread hopping might push sonic over the edge. We should be careful... We have to time it right to send him proper mental.

fuck it, i'm all for it.

guerilla tactics and all that.

i keep forgetting i'm bald again

a bald again christian?

You are recruited to the mighty crusade then? I'd hoped you would be, but couldn't bring my self to expect it. The disappointment would have been massive.

I tried it earlier. Page 6ish on that big take over thread in the boardroom bit. Got a spark but nobody ate the big fatbury spastic bate.  :fishing:

bait

i gave tails a clip round the ear tonight for his fatbury slagging.

i kept winding his mate up by sledging him like fuck, i eventually copped a football in my face from about 3 metres.

no less than you deserved by the sound of it.

Whats that thing in Yeovils avatar?

a manatee, duh.

It's the personification of the coming apocalypse - aborted manatee foetus style!

i forgot i was a goalkeeper not a wicketkeeper.

"go on pete, try and get this on target son, go on, have a crack"

i crack me up

Oh right...Manatees (family Trichechidae, genus Trichechus) are large, fully-aquatic marine mammals sometimes known as sea cows
Silly me i should have known!

well, you are psychic after all.

I am!
Im also bored of big brother now ( they have all dressed in some rubber freakish shit! ) so im gonna go shit on Lauro's cereal then read in bed! night fellas!

night, curl a good'un on them flakes.

night miss a.

i'm off. night. sleep well.

Hasn't been such an ace late night thread for a while. I've got onto the new stash of white ace, after drinking 2 bottles of red wine.

I was planning a nasty cocktail thread for 10pm, unfortunately I forgot and drank all my red wine. It was going to be a Red Wine + Cheap Strong White Cider + Worcestershire sauce mix. It would have been ace.

Maybe another night.