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Title: Old Biddy....part 119 Post by: Bushey Boy on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 11:54:47 So old lady calls asking when I am cutting the front lawn as it is long (no shit sherlock)
I explained I am not clearing gutters, the thing with teh lawn is who elkse has cut theirs in teh past 2 weeks its always raining! Grrr I might sell my place to sippo Title: Old Biddy....part 119 Post by: DV on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 11:56:29 who do you think you are ralphy or something?
Title: Old Biddy....part 119 Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 11:56:34 hahahaha
she sounds lovely Title: Old Biddy....part 119 Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 11:58:31 Explain to her that it's your lawn and you can let it grow as long as you like. Do so, oh and ditch bits of car engines and an old motorbike on there. And then let a mate practice graffiti on the front of your house.
Don't touch her property, but try and destroy her my making yours look bad. Then when she starts going mental at you, call the police and get her asbo'd. Hopefully the stress of it all will kill the old bint. Title: Re: Old Biddy....part 119 Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 12:18:19 Quote from: "Bushey Boy" the thing with teh lawn is who elkse has cut theirs in teh past 2 weeks its always raining! Erm, me. But my grass was about a foot long and really needed cutting. Petrol mowers go through anything 8) Title: Old Biddy....part 119 Post by: Bushey Boy on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 12:20:47 Quote from: "DV" who do you think you are ralphy or something? He just text me saying he is on a cliff in devon in a town short, the forum will love this picture! Oh dear Title: Old Biddy....part 119 Post by: Sippo on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 12:36:58 I'll sort her out bushey....
Title: Old Biddy....part 119 Post by: Chubbs on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 12:42:45 stop being such a twat ash, i hope you remember your actions when ur in her position
Title: Old Biddy....part 119 Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 12:43:25 Quote from: "Bushey Boy" Quote from: "DV" who do you think you are ralphy or something? He just text me saying he is on a cliff in devon in a town short, the forum will love this picture! Oh dear Is Tans going to take a photo when he jumps? The forum would love that picture :D :wink: Title: Old Biddy....part 119 Post by: Bushey Boy on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 12:50:17 Quote from: "Chubbs" stop being such a twat ash, i hope you remember your actions when ur in her position Nah I wont moan to younger people. Go home Title: Old Biddy....part 119 Post by: Chubbs on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 12:56:43 what will happen when u get older and get even shorter, thats what happens when you get old, you wont even be able to reach the handle of your own door to get into your house.
:D Title: Old Biddy....part 119 Post by: Bushey Boy on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 13:01:35 thing is by that stage I will have servants
Title: Old Biddy....part 119 Post by: sonic youth on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 15:33:36 muslim servants no doubt
Title: Re: Old Biddy....part 119 Post by: Give us an S on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 21:07:15 Quote from: "Bushey Boy" I explained I am not clearing gutters, the thing with teh lawn is who elkse has cut theirs in teh past 2 weeks its always raining! I think you typed this sentance too quickly Ash. Title: Old Biddy....part 119 Post by: red macca on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 21:15:01 punch her
Title: Re: Old Biddy....part 119 Post by: Bushey Boy on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 21:23:40 Quote from: "Give_us_an_S" Quote from: "Bushey Boy" I explained I am not clearing gutters, the thing with teh lawn is who elkse has cut theirs in teh past 2 weeks its always raining! I think you typed this sentance too quickly Ash. For once I agree with you Title: Old Biddy....part 119 Post by: Miss Angry on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 21:53:56 We should swap houses for a week... i'll sort your old bird out in a day! Your job is to sort the wanker that lives next to me... as big mouth as i have how do you ask someone to shut there curtians whilst they are whacking one off!
Dirty cunt. Title: Old Biddy....part 119 Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 22:04:02 Invite his mum round to yours before he starts bashing away.
Title: Old Biddy....part 119 Post by: Miss Angry on Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 22:10:19 I was gobsmacked when i saw it... clearly watching porn on his pc...you cant help but see direct in his window to get to my door! it was 3:10pm coming home from work and school.... my 8 year old in stitches cos "whatever cartoon he is watching looked like a big willy in someones mouth mummy!"
Title: Old Biddy....part 119 Post by: tans on Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 08:28:28 Quote from: "Si Pie" Quote from: "Bushey Boy" Quote from: "DV" who do you think you are ralphy or something? He just text me saying he is on a cliff in devon in a town short, the forum will love this picture! Oh dear Is Tans going to take a photo when he jumps? The forum would love that picture :D :wink: Tans aint there!!! |