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Title: Best transfer rumour yet?
Post by: DMR on Thursday, March 24, 2005, 15:13:07
A mate who is an Oldham fan has told me that the latest rumour doing the rounds for them is that Paul Scholes (Oldham born and bred, goes to watch games with his son in an OAFC shirt) has been diagnosed with a medical problem which is going to shorten his career and it seems Man U might terminate his contract so that he can play with them for a season or two (for a nominal wage) and let his lad see him in the shirt.

With 2 hours to go to deadline, can we top this?  :D


Title: Best transfer rumour yet?
Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, March 24, 2005, 15:15:16
I've heard that before quite a few times actually :)


Title: Best transfer rumour yet?
Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, March 24, 2005, 15:16:30
Dave M Russell to sign for the Bankrupt Devizes Town FC for a world record £75m fee.

Sam Parkin to join Oxford on loan for the rest of the season with view to a permanant £50k move


Title: Best transfer rumour yet?
Post by: le god cuervo on Thursday, March 24, 2005, 15:23:11
best one last season - tommy mooney to sign for oxford, ha ha ha, what a joke!

oh wait...  :shock:


Title: Best transfer rumour yet?
Post by: janaage on Thursday, March 24, 2005, 16:14:07
I was gonna really low the tone but I have decided against it.  I must be a reformed character.


Title: Best transfer rumour yet?
Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, March 24, 2005, 16:15:45
I doubt the tone can get much lower after the soccer AM thread to be fair.


Title: Best transfer rumour yet?
Post by: Amir on Thursday, March 24, 2005, 17:25:34
Quote from: "sonicyouth"
I've heard that before quite a few times actually :)


From anyone apart from me?


Title: Best transfer rumour yet?
Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, March 24, 2005, 18:15:31
Quote from: "Amir Khan"
Quote from: "sonicyouth"
I've heard that before quite a few times actually :)


From anyone apart from me?


Ahh, you were one of the places I heard it. I read it in a magazine I believe, possibly even 4-4-2.


Title: Best transfer rumour yet?
Post by: Amir on Thursday, March 24, 2005, 18:32:51
I heard it straight out the mouth of a united fan who normally knows what's what around the club, not that he said it was true.  The rumour changed though, as at first it was that he had cancer, then that he was disallusioned with football.  Took a while for it to reach Oldham though :)

He said end of season as well mind.


Title: Best transfer rumour yet?
Post by: Super_Taff on Friday, March 25, 2005, 08:33:04
I heard Real Madrid are offering to trade SSP for Zidane and £10000000000000 but we couldnt afford to fly over there and arrange is so it was called off


Title: Best transfer rumour yet?
Post by: Johno on Friday, March 25, 2005, 08:41:40
transfer rumours are quality.... makes football fun!


Title: Best transfer rumour yet?
Post by: DMR on Saturday, February 18, 2006, 23:24:08
Bump.... out for months with this alleged "eye" problem

I'd wager AIDS


Title: Best transfer rumour yet?
Post by: Bennett on Sunday, February 19, 2006, 10:29:54
he's ginger and they've got a 87% chance of catching aids than us normal people


Title: Best transfer rumour yet?
Post by: Rich Pullen on Sunday, February 19, 2006, 10:46:25
I have a friend who's a Man Utd season ticket holder and the rumour on the 'terraces' is that he has cancer.


Title: Best transfer rumour yet?
Post by: Bedford Red on Sunday, February 19, 2006, 14:39:55
Quote from: "RichPullen"
I have a friend who's a Man Utd season ticket holder and the rumour on the 'terraces' is that he has cancer.


Hope not, does seem strange he's out for the rest of the season though.

They're missing him as well, the midfield was completely out-played at Liverpool yesterday.


Title: Best transfer rumour yet?
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Sunday, February 19, 2006, 14:48:23
and now smith has broken his leg. poor man u  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: