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Title: Right Post by: hansgruber on Thursday, June 28, 2007, 22:40:08 I've been up the cricket - feeling nicely battered, but I've got to get up relatively early tomorrow because I've got a work experience girl coming in.
Any ideas what I can do with her? Title: Right Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Thursday, June 28, 2007, 22:42:01 finger her
Title: Right Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, June 28, 2007, 22:42:47 Send her away to get a left handed screwdriver and a long weight then go to sleep to refresh yourself. Use the sleep to wisely plan what to do with her upon her return.
Title: Right Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, June 28, 2007, 22:44:00 Get her sat down at a desk and interested in her work, then sneak up behind her and start slapping your cock against her head. I'm getting deja vu, have I suggested this before?
Title: Right Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, June 28, 2007, 22:45:26 pretend you work for naughty office
Title: Right Post by: sonic youth on Thursday, June 28, 2007, 22:48:37 ask her to find me a job
OR make her invent the perfect cup of tea Title: Right Post by: hansgruber on Thursday, June 28, 2007, 22:56:43 don't even want her there - apparently she's only doing 'work shadowing', which basically means watching what I do. I was planning on doing fuck all to be honest.
Title: Right Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, June 28, 2007, 22:59:26 Don't be boring. Act nice and try and have a laugh, although try and keep it non-creepy. If you're stuck with her then you might as well make an attempt at having fun. Get her to do the shitty bit of work you hate doing every day, inbetween tea making and cock slapping anyway.
Title: Right Post by: hansgruber on Thursday, June 28, 2007, 23:01:28 I don't do anything shitty every day - I've got staff for that sort of thing. Pffff. Might go on strike
Title: Right Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, June 28, 2007, 23:04:47 go down the pub and get her pissed
Title: Right Post by: hansgruber on Thursday, June 28, 2007, 23:05:11 might do that. Well try anyway. Think she's only 17
Title: Right Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, June 28, 2007, 23:05:25 Give her one of the jobs that you know on of your staff don't like doing. Bonus on your underlings, they'll like you more an will be less likely to strike. Also explain why that job needs doing and how it fits in with other things going on - what other people are doing, making tea, and cock slapping.
Title: Right Post by: hansgruber on Thursday, June 28, 2007, 23:08:32 Mr Flammable Sir, that was nearly a sensible post. Shame on you
Title: Right Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, June 28, 2007, 23:09:45 Sorry. I have to balance out the silliness sometimes.
Title: Right Post by: neville w on Friday, June 29, 2007, 06:50:42 Get her to post on here ?
Title: Right Post by: strooood on Friday, June 29, 2007, 10:44:36 shit on her chest?
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