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'sup my homeboys. I've got work tomorrow - afternoon and evening. Probably the same on Saturdays. How do you crazy work people cope?

I don't think that the tef likes polish.

shit i keep thinking it's friday. i've got college tomorrow :?

lubię język polski

Have the day off. You've earned it.

Those post people are having the day off. cunts.

there'll be pickets on the gates tomorrow i'm sure.

i'm going to join in. i like a good strike i does.

see you tomorrow then.

I'd love to get involved as a sympathiser. Will there be burning barrels and stuff? Oh and revolution songs? Lot's of blokes standing around singing The Internationale? That would would be ace. I've never heard The Internationale, is it a song about an international ale competition? If not it needs re-writing.

i'm not picketing, but i can't really get into a debate about it.

not sure if there will be barrels, normally save that for winter, i'll let you know tomorrow.

i might go along and play it.



Stand up, all victims of oppression
For the tyrants fear your might
Don't cling so hard to your possessions
For you have nothing, if you have no rights
Let racist ignorance be ended
For respect makes the empires fall
Freedom is merely privilege extended
Unless enjoyed by one and all

Chorus:
So come brothers and sisters
For the struggle carries on
The Internationale
Unites the world in song
So comrades come rally
For this is the time and place
The international ideal
Unites the human race

Let no one build walls to divide us
Walls of hatred nor walls of stone
Come greet the dawn and stand beside us
We'll live together or we'll die alone
In our world poisoned by exploitation
Those who have taken, now they must give
And end the vanity of nations
We've but one Earth on which to live

And so begins the final drama
In the streets and in the fields
We stand unbowed before their armour
We defy their guns and shields
When we fight, provoked by their aggression
Let us be inspired by like and love
For though they offer us concessions
Change will not come from above

get a job.

Stand up, all victims of bad beer
For the landlords fear your might
Don't cling so hard to your money
For you have nothing, if you have no ale
Let lager ignorance be ended
For respect makes the breweries fall
Freedom is merely privilege extended
Unless beer is enjoyed by all

Chorus:
So come brothers and sisters
For the struggle carries on
The Internationale
Unites the world in beer
So comrades come rally
For this is the stout and bitter
The international ideal
This is the drinking race

get a pint.

i had one.

get some hair dye.

any luck finding another yet?

red and proud.

(with a hat)

Ah. Found it. G'day and all that

It's all gone a bit quiet suddenly. I'm going to find sonique a job.

cheers.

ash would have a fit if he read those lyrics.

Your job search isn't going very well. My local co-op is hiring I think.

Can you do internet support? If so, fuck off to India, work for AT&T and tell me why the hell my connection keeps dropping off when I'm perving over pictures of nubile young female tennis players  :twisted:

Oooh and eat loads of cheap curries..

i'd like to visit india.

I'd like to visit india to.

Right anyway. I'm off to play Worms World Party against Ally for half an hour. We played for 12 hours yesterday. What a top game.

I'll be back in a bit and I expect some quality humour and debate to respond to. You can do it people, I have faith in you.

i almost visited india, i have the visa and everything but was advised not to go by the home office as they were squaring up to pakistan with nukes on the border and stuff, this is all a few years a go though.

I think I've fulfilled my service to the TEF tonight frankly...

OK, I've just eaten one of these bad boys

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The pic isn't very good, so here's a link. It was the Apple Pie a la Cold Stone. French Vanilla Ice Cream, Cinnamon, Graham Cracker Pie Crust, Apple Pie Filling and Caramel.

http://www.coldstonecreamery.com/icecream/original_creations.html

Should I be shot? Discuss...

is that a US portion? i.e. same weight as a 7 year old child?

Oh my days. Surely Cornish vanilla ice cream would be better.

a good old choc-ice or a 99 avec flake always serves well.

I've gone off sweet stuff as I've got older. I like a good dessert as much as the next man, but as a kid I used to crave the sweet stuff.

I can make a big cake stupidly quick whilst hungover though. Part of my job.

can you make cheesecake? its pretty much the only desert i ever eat.

Pretty much feels like it right now  :chunder:

Oh no Ben, whilst Cornish Ice Cream ranks very highly, shaded only by Winstones Cotswold Ice Cream, the stuff you get here is THE BOMB!

I have an Ice Cream store in walking distance. It serves Mint Choc Chip Ice Cream with Chock Chips the size of a Dairy Milk bar in them. Seriously.

Now, call me boring, but I'm a Vanilla Ice Cream lover. Their Vanilla Ice CReam has huge lumps of pure Vanilla seeds in them. OMFG...its delicious!!!

I like Mini Milks still, even if they do make you look like you're sucking a child's cock. That's probably why Gary Glitter likes them

i ordered a meat loaf once in LA from a kenny rogers roasters and it was about the size of my head.

and my head isn't freakishly small.

that was the ice-cream that your tightwad uncle would buy for you from the van - only 10p.

Sounds ace, Vanilla ice cream which tastes like vanilla is always the way forward.

I'm going to get myself some munch. Not ice cream though.

proper vanilla pods are the way forward, i should try making ice cream but i'd probably cock it up.

 :?

screwballs and feasts were much better, although callipos were rubbish - just ice and orange squash.

Yeah, never got them Callipos, pointless. Screwballs were a beaut cause you got the bubble gum at the end. I had an ice cream in Germany called a "Bum Bum" and the stick was made of bubblegum. Best ever!

can't imagine asking the bloke in the van for a bum-bum though.

haha that's the only reason I got it, so I could ask for a bum-bum. He said yes, everyone's a winner. Only problem is my shit is 2 inches diameter

:shock:

I stuck a cucumber up my arse for a bet once. Hardly got any of it in, I've got the up most respect for those who do that sort of thing for a living.

how much was it for? i mean money, not inches.

A pint, £2.52, and a joint.

seems reasonable. did £2.52 buy 10 fags at that time?

Small packet of golden virginia. I have to admit that although I did recieve those funds as part of a dare, it wasn't for sticking objects up my arse.

i had assumed that was the case. or i had at least hoped that was the case.

Yep. I'd have at least wanted an 1/8th for anal penetration.

I jumped from a 30ft  high balcony which was above a stage in a common room in my halls at exeter uni. I got  a fair few pints out of it, although bruised the bottom of my feet a bit. Luckily I'd seen enough action movies to realise that rolling was a good idea.

happy days.

a rambo roll on landing is always a good idea, even from 2 feet, just for dramatic effect.

I'm going to do one next time I jump off a curb from the pavement into the street. Hopefully they'll be people about. It's the greatest idea ever.

i was thinking more of the bottom step of any flight of stairs but a curb would give the same result. department stores would be a good one, next time i'm in debenhams i'll do it. maybe from one of their little podeums for manequins.

Everyone should do it, start a big cult of people who jump and roll around the town centre. It could be like a TEF led form of mild anarchy.

i finally got that album from the spree, a very belated birthday present from my little brother, it's ace, i've listened to it twice in 24 hours.

the new one or Together We're Heavy? You said you had both coming but I got confused and we drank lot's on our little pub crawl (we should do that again, it was fun).

I think I ordered the new one whilst pissed, thinking about it. That's probably what the mystery "we couldn't fit the parcel through your letter box and you weren't in card" is.

together we're heavy, haven't got the new one yet, but i'll order soon.

right, i'm off to bed, night all.

yeah, Together we're heavy is mentally ace. Well, if you like the spree anyway.

See those superstars, tidal waves and broken cars again, we'll be flying high.

Haven't listened to it for a while, might have to soon.