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Whos in?

So far:-

Chubbs
Bushey
Give us an S
STFC Townender
sippo (sorry lads)

Me  :D

Me  :D

:fu:

Ash think Jimmy is in as well

Im definately in

I'll play. What time?

Im in

I may be in.

i might be

I'll be in bed

what time?

Shall I book a court for this? Can I bring a mate along, he can book it as he has a Swindon card. Is 11.30am ok for everyone?

yes get it booked mate who you bringing meat or picko or neither?

Picko mate.

I'm in

My mate Kev will play as well

Update

Bushey
kev
sippo
jummy cider
strood?
Chubbs
Give us an s
sam
townender
picko

Thats 10, I think 5 a side is better at oasis? Everyone agree

yes fine with me mate

Doh, put me down as sub in case of late dropouts. I'll check back tomorrow evening.

cant you fuckin read

Thats cool batch your in.  Strood hasnt confirmed and is working till 4am so wont get up, hes a lazy cunt at the best of times

I've asked my mate to book for 11.30am as he has a swindon card, will confirm later.

Edit: Sippo read my mind and answered the question before I asked it....

Batch Macca and Strood are all playing.  Thats 12? If I got it wrong kiss me

Fuck you im not playing. its my ball and im taking it home

right guys singing off for the day. If I play great, if not not to worry. I'll check back later :)

If you played I would only take you out anyway

on that basis alone i am definatly playing

Pitch 1 booked for 11.30 am!

Sippos picked the teams:-

Whites:-

Sippo
Jimmy
Picko (sippos made up friend)
Chubbs
Give us an S
Sam

Darks: -

Kev (bush mate)
Bushey Boy
Strood
Townender
Batch
Red Macca

Fuck sake, why does my team have to have a shit goalkeeper  :x

He picked it, he didnt want me on his team.  Cunt

how do you think i feel then been on his team for both previous games and we have lost 3rd time fuck sake. He will get megged at 3 times when he does close his legs he gets it in the bollocks ha ha

Cheers then lads.....

 :P

The ultimate test will be if you concede from me then it will be time to hang up the gloves  :D

fuck me if you score townenda i will be hanging up my boots. we best get a couple of ball boys if you are going to be shooting.

I might take some shooting tips from you after that beauty you scored past our own keeper last year  :mrgreen:

im still gonna hit you in the balls sippo :mrgreen:

i'm definetely in, can you pick me up again ash?

Why did i bother being the 4th person to confirm my attendance, only to be overlooked? Bastards.

sorry blackcurrent, my fault.  You can take kevs place if you want?

Dex I will ride there

on a donkey?

I was going to say on a pig but then realised your away  :D

:jaw1:

Bit harsh....

how dare you talk about charlotte like that. you're a dead man asheroo

Don't worry, i'll just have a lie in instead 8)

Fair do's Mr Blackcurrent.

I was only joking, I am just bitter that her gay men in her office didnt find me hunky!

sorry to break it to you ash, but you just aren't hunky mate. sorry...

Mulan is not happy! :o

just face it - your not attractive to gay men Ash!
 :soapy tit wank:

by the way I love how everyone stuck up for me there!  :mrgreen:

Thanks guys - much love to you all!  :soapy tit wank:

Right im off to the pink rooms tonight, will do my twix trick and were see whos sore in the morning!

euuw!!

no problem, you can pay me by cash, cheque or credit/debit card. i don't take visa electron though.

how about kind?

See you all sunday guys, can someone plse let me know if anyone pulls out?
Bushey has my number!

Yes of course

see you later sweet cheeks

im gonna be a mess, hahaha. its gonna be fun.

Ash pulled out and came on your missus last night if that counts?

I never pull out from her.  She makes me stay in.

Sam your sick

you utter utter cunt.

i didn't confirm but then i didn't realise there was a timelimit on this. ta lads

backy?

Blackcurrent I didnt read, bennett will be pissed.  To be fair I dont give a fuck, bennett and blackcurrent if you want mine and my mates place thats fine, I will just do something else.  Will check tomorrow and if you dont confirm I will play

hahaha ash dont be such a slag.

Ash is fuming :D

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:D

What I meant was its  akick about so not worried if I have to drop out.

I'll drop out if i was last in.

No batch stand firm!

Call me mr viagra:) seriously though no problem.  I'll check back tomorrow evening

no batch get out

Wrong....very wrong :shake:

i'm not confirming out of principle.

im not really bothered about playing and ive made alternative plans anywho...

Who said i was playing in this? once the tourney got cancelled i made other plans. I cant make this. Tried ringing you ash but you didnt answer.

whos actually playing?! im confused

I havent put my name down, but I'll play if your short and need someone to take give us an s place....

cool

Am I in, out or shake it all about??

Is this right now?

Is Bennett playing or was he fucking about? I'm confused,

cant be arsed to read the whole thread.....what time?

There you go DV.

Couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery  :D

Now organising a piss up I am good at!

nope! ash is a cunt

i'll be there, maybe i shuold get some sleeep.

Who is bringing the ball then

Chubbs usually brings the ball! Ive only got a size 4 and I am riding my bike so its a bit hard to bring one

up the top like a preggers bird obv  8)

I'm gonna be ace today with a stinkin hangover..... :-))(

same, i'll bring a ball, but would be nice to have one extra.

I'll bring my crappy ball. Needs pumping up though so bring your pump!

Oh dear Sippo, another loss!

sippo i'm so glad my first goal today was straight through your legs because you saved shitloads after that.
overall much better and closer game today i thought. next week sometime?

be lucky to get a pitch for next week at a decent time......

....i'll try and get one for the following wed if everyones cool with taht?

yar.

im up for a game next week if you are playing

I was shit today.... :x

My mate says that when the link open they're doing a league. They're pitches are 3rd generation turf and will be £40 an hr for swindon card holders. Anyone interested?

I can see many cars getting hit by footballs when they open those pitches

If you book up for week after next like Chubbs said then I'll play.

Oh, and both my ankles are bruised thanks to Ash and Dex. Cunts.

I will play whenever.

Never scored so many until I started playing against sippo

Not our fault, we play to win

I was surprised you managed to get a hand to that pearler I put past you, top corner 'n all.

can i play next time?

(i'm gunna ignore anything ash says; "fuck off" etc)

:D

i've still got a cut on my ankle from a fortnight ago.

i dunno about anyone else but that was probably the best hour of my whole life, i especially liked it when we found all that free money and cars and everything. shame you missed it bennet.

sam are you sure that was me? its just i dont generally tackle so i'm staggered that i managed it  8)

or pass, track back.....

It was when I toe-poked the ball away from you as you went to shoot, you missed the ball and kicked my ankle  :x

did macca say anything about when the tournament will be rearranged for?

oh yea that was great.

ash i don't enjoy passing it to you and tracking back is over rated.

28th.

Cunt

You scored a good header against me too.

beat me to it.

Yep, It was a good game.

Ash is still trying to tackle me now... skinned him with some ronaldeano

That trick was mighty impressive.  Own goals are great too.

i will play when ever it gets arranged

Pitch 2 booked next monday at 6.30pm. Names please...

Sippo
Picko
Bennett
Jim
Bushey (?)
Chubbs
Sam
Dex
Sonic (?)

count me in mate

I have a game I think, put me down as a possibility

put me down

stick me down as a possibility if nobody objects?

I'm in.

i'm in.

Can I pick the teams?

I was gonna do the first 6 then the last 6......but yeah go ahead Sam.

Yesterday was quality fun and quite a close game.  My finishing was in fine form theres only so many times you can clear the fence  :oops: Cant make the Monday as I have to work till 8, but will keep an eye out for any future games and will try to play when I can.

Ok, lucky dip:

Team 1
Sippo
Ash
Sam
Dex
Picko
Sonic

Team 2
Chubbs
Bennett
Jim
Player 2
Player 3
Player 4

Sonic?

Team 1.

i won't get to meg sippo again  :(






unless i do an ash  8)

by the way i'm quite happy to go in goal, i'm just even worse there.

Go on then...

Updated:

Team 1 (Darks)
Sippo
Ash
Sam
Dex
Picko
Sonic

Team 2 (Whites)
Chubbs
Bennett
Jim
Blackcurrant
Macca
Player 4

HAHAHAHA sam you appear quite quite biased

Luck of the draw

mmmmmmmmmmyes

Whatever

attitude

again i have been overlooked

fuck you lot

Ok, Macca's in as well. Sorry mate, I was going on the name's Sippo listed. Blame him.  :P

it hurts doesn't it?

that's why i hate ash now

No you dont you wanna make love to me. admit it

fuck off you ghey

not love...i'd make you bleed and then sew you back up

kiss me macca, i cant believe you called me earlier about the trick you did.

two things i've noticed..

i get to wear darks again, woohoo

i'm not on cider's team again, not woohoo

you rang me to ask how to do it

We need one  more player??

I will play

Ok then, final teams:

Updated:

Team 1 (Darks)
Sippo
Ash
Sam
Dex
Picko
Sonic

Team 2 (Whites)
Chubbs
Bennett
Jim
Blackcurrant
Macca
Give_us_an_S

And make sure you wear the right colour this time!!  :-))(

Yeah, Macca  :wink:

i done it on purpose, bushey said he wanted to kick me so i gave him the chance and he bottled. i think i heard a little scream

Just a reminder on this guys. I may not be about this weekend. Pitch 2 at the Oasis at 6.30pm Monday 9th July!

hey guys, really sorry but due to work screwing me about i am not going to be able to play. sorry again.

Does anyone want to fill Chubbs' place? If not I'l ltry and get someone...

dont worry make it 5 aside i have to work

aye that sounds like a plan, just make it 5s

5's? I'll be more knackered than usual! :|

Sorry to be a cunt guys. My dad was rushed in to hospital in the early hours this morning so im not gonna be able to make it now. Sippo can you get a mate to fill my gap.

Sorry lads.

Ok then, with Chubbs, Macca and GUAS out do people mind:

Team 1 (Darks)
Sippo
Ash
Sam
Dex
Sonic

Team 2 (Whites)
Picko
Bennett
Jim
Blackcurrant
(Give_us_an_S) Replacement

I'm just asking around to see if I can get some players...

Isnt my mate Kev playing?

You've not mentioned it, no.

Nice for you to let us know before he just turns up out of the blue.

Um sippo text me friday to ask then he told him on sat night he could play.  It doesnt make sa difference just need to know

i can see a right royal roasting on the cards for the darkies.

I couldn't get to a PC hence me texting Bushey...

Team 1 (Darks)
Sippo
Ash
Sam
Dex
Sonic
Meat

Team 2 (Whites)
Kev P
Bennett
Jim
Blackcurrant
Nob
Mike

What happened to Picko?

Damaged Ligaments wednesday....

Updated. Now have 12 players.

Meat?!?!

Yeah my mate. We call him meat cos he has a meat head. Its huge!!

Were fucked.  Ive just seen the teams.  Dex me and you might need to pass tonight.  Kev on other team with jimmy this is going to be painful

So my team is good? Ace, they can carry my lameness then...

With me in goal we'll cruise....I'm in a determined mood.  :mrgreen:

ill bet on whites

You'd be right  :(

Chris is better out on pitch than in goal, sonic may as well retire, hes like anderton always injured.

Good laugh but whites killed us.

Bennett is a dirty sod, so is blackcurrent

Bennett just loves winding people up

he tried teh elbow, didnt happy.  Silly drunk man

it was fun but we were destined to fail... still, we can't have been that far behind? 7 or 8?

meat was cultured  8)

Meat was a good player.  How does Chris know good players? He must just tag along with them, bit like me with dex kev and paddy

:mrgreen:

I scored.  :\/

I'm gonna make this a regular thing if peeps are interested?

break it down into bullet points and try to spell words fernetically love

i knew you were about two meters away from me anyway, annoyingly where the ball landed

Oh shit.  Ive had enough of this typing thing!  I just wanted you to kick out and think your hard again

Love and kisses big boy

Yeah I am in.

Yep, I'm in.

im in until mid september dude.... hell of a finish by the way sippo  :thumbs:

i'm in, until i get too tired

I don't know what peoples thoughts are on trying the new link centre pitches. £50, 5-a-side, 3rd Generation pitches apparently. Bit expensive I know but a one off??

I can play weekends but not likely in the week

count me in when ever you book it

Yeah, count me in if that's okay?

I may be available depending on time/day, etc..

Has anyone got a swindon card to book?

The Football Clubs gonna be running a 5aside league on those new pitches Wednesday Nights from September. Me and a few mates have signed up, anyone else looking at doing it?

Nemo, where did you find this out/sign up?

so true  :D

i'm going to retire as an outfield player and stay in goall until my foot has actually healed properly.

sippo's mates are a bit good.

...and Sippo of course.  :mrgreen:

you're just a mentalist 8)

http://www.swindon.gov.uk/leisuresport/link/linkpitches.htm

About half way down. If any of you are getting a team together, my lot fancy a friendly at some point, easy warm up for you as we're shite, pm me and I'll see what I can do.

Sounds good...

i'd like to give those pitches a go, the rock solid pitches at the oasis are half the problem with my foot i think, might be better on grass.

The link pitches are atro-turf. Though the "3rd generation" is supposedly much more like grass.

Saw them today, they do indeed look like grass. They were spreading what looked like little rubber bits onto them (as apposed to Weston beach as used at the oasis).

One thing though, these definitely look like 5-a-side size pitches. You wouldn't get away with 6 like you can at the oasis.

Id get 5 against you mate.  PM me details, wont be a town end lot but could put a team against you if you want.

Link is small though

bloody deserter

But I was going to ask you to play sonic?!

i've declared my retirement from football this afternoon, haven't you been watching sky sports news? :D

Bushey out!!

Cunt.

I'll see if I can book a court for monday or tuesday night at 6pm?

You are beginning to sound like Sturrock Sonic mate

My team would of been

                          Sippo

Kev                                            Me

Dex                                            Paddy

that sounds niiiice

Do it then mate for the weds league....

um maybe, but dex is off to uni.  Have been talking of arranging one for the lot I go to footy with, now that would be interesting.

Whats teh details of the weds league, as wouldnt mid organising one if your in sippo, might even buy a kit through work

Nemo just said I must be double his age, prison footy rules now.  Little shit

ps - im playing over 30's tomoz! :D

I'm in, When Dex is off I can get Meat Head to play?

Contact the link centre.

Its a lot of effort Sippo.  You do fuck all at work look into it!

Shall I wipe your ass aswell??!

I'm busy at work and have enough on my plate at the mo tbh. I really don't need to be organising the team aswell!  :evil:

Fuck sake, I will work it out.  Anyone know a good keeper?

I'm in goal Bushey, theres bugger all you can do to me.

...Except shoot at me, theres very little chance I'll save it, it'll probably hit me in the face.

Nah I have a shit shot mate.  Dex will probably put 12 past you, paddy about another 9 so I will just laugh

 :fishing:

Easy easy easy.
I'll look into kits....

 8)  you're mine nemo.

Was thinking one of those black nike training kits.  Chuck my logo on the front, be a laugh.  I need a girlfriend

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i have no idea where this is leading to but im in for whatever.

yeah and me...but if ash is in it'll be unsatisfying and over too quickly  :cry:

Your sister been talking again?

nope she's still shaking with fear in a padden cell muttering about garden gnomes

:D