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Title: ben's death wish list Post by: sonic youth on Sunday, June 24, 2007, 22:05:27 i'm intrigued. do share benathy.
Title: ben's death wish list Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, June 24, 2007, 22:05:54 I've got it written down somewhere, it's a bit out of date though.
Title: ben's death wish list Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, June 24, 2007, 22:08:52 Hahaha, I just found it. It doesn't even stick to people. There's bands, ideologies, tv shows and deities on there. Mostly pop artists though.
Title: ben's death wish list Post by: pumbaa on Sunday, June 24, 2007, 22:13:30 Post it Ben! NOW!
Title: ben's death wish list Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, June 24, 2007, 22:18:44 It's very 2003/4 (ish), when I was pissed off at all the shit music you had to put up with in the student night clubs in exeter. It was before late licence law changes came in so there weren't many options.
I'll put it up in a bit when I've had a bottle of wine. That way I can drunkenly edit it to be better. Title: ben's death wish list Post by: sonic youth on Sunday, June 24, 2007, 22:20:11 hurry up, i want to read it before i go to bed and i've got an exam tomorrow
Title: ben's death wish list Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, June 24, 2007, 22:21:32 Oh for fucks sake. It's really pretty disappointing. Give me a few mins to type it up....
Title: ben's death wish list Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, June 24, 2007, 22:27:59 Tim Henman
Joss Stone Natasha Beddingfield Hanson Friends (the tv show) Daniel Beddingfield Steve Mcmahon Westlife Boyzone George W Bush Neo-Conservatism God Donkey Sanctuaries Cats Musicals Tony Blair The Daily Mail Limp Bizkit Linkin Park Abba Usher Black Eyed Peas Mariah Carey Will young Gareth Gates Ant and Dec Robert Kilroy silk Michael Howard Cliff Richard Howard - The dude from the halifax adverts Lyn Skully Blue Louis Walsh Blue Peter Anastacia Dido Ronan Keeting Missy Elliot Jamelia Lemar Beyonce Papa Roach Bono June Sarpong Happy now? I think I wrote all of them down in the space of a few days and then forgot about my list. I used to be so filled with hate. I should read it out over some funky beats and release it onto the tinternet under the title "I Hate 2003/2004". Title: ben's death wish list Post by: Bushey Boy on Sunday, June 24, 2007, 22:29:39 I thought it would be a list of like 5 people. You have more issues than I first thought
Title: ben's death wish list Post by: Arriba on Sunday, June 24, 2007, 22:33:37 i dont wish death on anyone, but joss stone comes fucking close.
of your list flammable,i'd love to do natasha bedingfield(fuck not kill) that lyn skully would get it too :wink: Title: ben's death wish list Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, June 24, 2007, 22:38:48 Quote from: "arriba" i dont wish death on anyone, but joss stone comes fucking close. of your list flammable,i'd love to do natasha bedingfield(fuck not kill) that lyn skully would get it too :wink: As a believer, despite the tabloid sensationalism, that murder is worse than rape; if I'm going to slowly slit some of these young ladies throats, then there's no reason I shouldn't have a little surprise fun with some of the nicer ones. But then Rape and Murder is probably worse than just Murder. It's a bit of a moral minefield to be fair; oh well, if you're going to go on a psycho, back in time 3-4 years killing spree, then debating the morality of it in your head is a bit pointless. I'm now at peace with my self. In my head. Sort of. Title: ben's death wish list Post by: axs on Sunday, June 24, 2007, 22:38:58 there's a couple on there i can really identify with - blue (not particularly all of them - just that knobby one) and june sarpong the rat-faced witch.
Title: ben's death wish list Post by: Red81 on Sunday, June 24, 2007, 22:40:18 I'd happily kill off all those people... the world wouldn't be any better or worse off without them. I'd have to fuck Joss Stone first though, or at least get a blow job from the slag
Title: ben's death wish list Post by: sonic youth on Sunday, June 24, 2007, 22:58:12 here's my thoughts.
Tim Henman - definitely, preferably somehowusing bleach Joss Stone - wrap her in an american flag and set fire to her. Natasha Beddingfield - don't care Hanson - i'd feel as though i was killing tails Friends (the tv show) - meh Daniel Beddingfield - "gotta get through this", through what, you shit fuck? Steve Mcmahon - touché. i'd scouse him to death. break his legs and replace them with bricks. Westlife - i'd use them to bomb... Boyzone - can you make people into bombs? George W Bush - obviously. Neo-Conservatism - i know you're middle class ben. don't deny. God - blatantly not possible. Donkey Sanctuaries - donkeys are cool. especially manic depressive donkeys. Cats - my cat would destroy you Musicals - agreed. especially joseph. Tony Blair - too late. he did it himself. The Daily Mail - with so much glee i'd probably die of happiness in the process Limp Bizkit - CUNT Linkin Park - CUNT Abba - meh Usher - CUNT Black Eyed Peas - except fergie, i'd fuck her Mariah Carey - you could park a bus between her tits. i might try. Will young - ponce Gareth Gates - perfumed ponce Ant and Dec - argh. i'd force them to fight to the death then kill the winner. Robert Kilroy silk - you should watch this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVEByMYcQtQ) Michael Howard - well out-dated Cliff Richard - i'd execute him in a shaun of the dead style using his records Howard - The dude from the halifax adverts - nah he's alright. i've got a halifax account Lyn Skully - STOP SCREAMING WOMAN Blue - i'd turn them red. BLOOD RED. Louis Walsh - i don't mind him, plus we share the same surname so we might be related. Blue Peter - never. blue peter is ace. Anastacia - is she the man woman? i'd use her cock to batter herself to death Dido - dull but not death worthy Ronan Keeting - send him to belfast Missy Elliot - STOP MAKING SHIT MUSIC YOU FAT WHORE Jamelia - no she's alright. Lemar - meh. he made me laugh on top gear once. Beyonce - with that arse? no. Papa Roach - last resort? last words, bitch. Bono - i'd starve him to death and impose trade sanctions on his arse June Sarpong - without doubt. Title: ben's death wish list Post by: Spud on Monday, June 25, 2007, 00:23:44 Can i smash Natasha Beddingfields back doors in before you carry out such a task ben?
Title: ben's death wish list Post by: flammableBen on Monday, June 25, 2007, 01:16:02 I think I've made my position clear on the pre-murder rape.
Title: ben's death wish list Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Monday, June 25, 2007, 11:09:56 I think I agree with pretty much all of them Benji. Could add a few hundred more to it too! :mrgreen:
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