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Without making this sound like a Dear Deirdre post, I require some advice.

I am now on the road to recovery and expect to be able to walk (reasonably normally) by next weekend. So, I should be back to normal in my social life etc ect.

Now, I mentioned in another post that I had my eye on this Irish girl who is over for the summer. My plan was to ask her out either this week or next but the dilemma that I have is that one of my mates I think likes her also and I believe may have pulled her a couple of times in the last few weeks. He doesn't know I know this but he is a good guy and I don't want to 'mow his lawn' so to speak'

We had a mini house party last night and this was the first proper time I had seen and spoken to Miss Ireland and I would like to get to know her better but don't want to tread on any toes. She said for me to email her next week (I had been emailing her for a bit to try and get to know her better, nothing very intimate) so I figured it was the perfect way to test the water.

What should I do? :roll:

have fun and be fucked with the consequences

Smash her back door in.

I think you need to do her hard, just to get her out of your system.

How good a mate is this other bloke?

Possibly a threesome?

Share and share alike.............. :mrgreen:

Don't get involved, it'll only end up pissing you off further down the line.

Thank you Deidre :D

His mate has probably given her the grid anyway

 :D

Depends if you're comfortable with sloppy seconds I suppose  :|

Has she got any mates that aren't slappers?...

The thing is I don't know her that well so I can't really say if she is a slapper or not. I am pretty sure that she isn't but as I haven't been out for ages I don't really know what has been going on!  :evil:

One-itis is a bad thing...  I say keep the option and your eyes open...

That's the first post by Walrus that I have agreed with in a long time.

If you hardly know the girl then it's not really too bad. But if you do decide to pursue it further, make sure she isn't an immatature and probably mental person. If she isn't (good good) then bang her brains out and jizz in her eyes.

And hair.

And armpits.

I'd bite the bullet and ask her out asap before the other bloke gets the chance to get too 'involved'.

At least you'll know one way or the other.

Si Pie, I am pretty sure from our conversations in both person and via email that she is neither immature or mental!

Think that is what I am going to do Sussex, watch this space!

dry and hard

it's the only way

This is exciting. Hope it all work's out for you Bob's Orange.

Well the day of truth came and went yesterday and my pretty irish girl responded in a negative manner! :cry:

Time to start stalking...

Ha ha! Well we've been emailing and stuff today in a purely plutonic, friendly way. Think I may have to turn up the charm to factor 10!

why faff around? life is too short .. if you fancy a girl tell them .. if they tell you to get lost .. find another

thats my motto ...

and before you ask ... yes girls I am still single :D

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Um, I did ask her, she didn't tell me to get lost as such but I'm not going to just ignore her, that would be rude and childish.

I will find another, don't worry about that! :mrgreen:

When she's walking home, wait till she's in an isolated spot, then jump on her, rip her clothes off and have a enjoy a good ride. This might sound a bit like rape, but I'm sure she'll love it and everyone will be happy.

You are aware that I can barely walk at the moment?

Not a nice thing to say Benjamin.

I'd forgotten about that. Can you not wheel chair into her really hard from behind? That might work.

Hey Ho Bob, back to the wench at the Petrol Station.

Again, the lack of wheel chair may hinder your plan. I could run her over I suppose but I think that would be a touch on the harsh side!

No I know. But if I could derail a thread into planning how a disabled man could perform a rape then, well I don't know what would happen; I think I might get a vague sense of joy.

Had almost forgotten about her! God I must sound like a right sad case chasing after all these beautiful women! Perhaps I should aim a bit lower.  :roll:

Like a better version of Fatbury?

No surprise there then!!

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To be honest fatters, I don't think it's your chat up lines you need to worry about.

Rape or surprise sex?