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Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: STFC_Gazzza on Friday, June 22, 2007, 07:40:08
To have a bit of fun, lets guess when todays Statement will be released and what it will contain...

My guess : The fans are also to blame for us not being able to pay the CVA because not enough fans have bought season tickets for the coming season, and not enough fans have parted with £10.00 deposits for the home and away shirts, to be released at 5:26pm


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, June 22, 2007, 07:47:04
Whatever it is, I'm sure it'll be a belter. Let's hope they let Micky D loose with the keyboard again  :mrgreen:


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: fatbury on Friday, June 22, 2007, 07:50:50
itll be something about 1700hrs

Andronikou has the right to alter the terms of the cva blah blah - council have got it wrong blah blah .. meeting to be held next week with creditors to tell them what is being renegotiated etc etc

a small minority of busybodies stirring up false rumours blah blah

power has no money - there is no consortium etc etc

all the usual crap

and above it will be GET YOUR SEASON TICKETS NOW!! 3000 sold so far!!! - statements rarely fill the opening line on the webpage ...


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: Ardiles on Friday, June 22, 2007, 07:53:57
'Having alienated everyone from the customer fan base to our own landlords, we now appreciate that there is no realistic proposition of the current board and owners of Swindon Town Football Club being able to return the club to the upper divisions of English football.  And while we're at it, we'll 'fess up to the fact that the 'mystery investor' only ever existed in Mike Bowden's head.

We have, therefore, decided to remove the pre-conditions placed on the NDA agreement with a view to entering in to a dialogue with Bill Power regarding the sale of a controlling stake in the club.'

Mike Diamandis, 22/06/2007

[OK, I made that up.]


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: TalkTalk on Friday, June 22, 2007, 07:58:50
Quote from: "Ardiles"
[OK, I made that up.]

 :(

Damn. I thought that you were quoting that off the OS.


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: yeo on Friday, June 22, 2007, 08:04:28
It'll be something about Trawlers and Sardines hopefully.


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: dell boy on Friday, June 22, 2007, 08:07:25
No statement today on Statement Friday, they can't afford to offend the last three supporters they may have and that is probably an over-estimate. :(  :?


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: magic8ball on Friday, June 22, 2007, 08:07:55
Quote from: "Yeovil Red."
It'll be something about Trawlers and Sardines hopefully.


Yes. Hopefully Bob Holts been mowed down by a North Sea trawler and Mike Diamandis has been eaten by mutant Sardines.


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: glos_robin on Friday, June 22, 2007, 08:28:14
I reckon it'll be along the lines of the council are nasty bullies and the club not understanding what they are saying.

It will be posted at 17:22


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: janaage on Friday, June 22, 2007, 08:38:43
From the OS -

"The board of Swindon Town are shocked and dismayed to see Cllr Bluh's comments in the Swindon Advertiser this morning.  Mike Bowden in particular has taken his comments to heart and has now withdrawn Mr Bluh's invitation to his birthday party next week.

It is a shame that it has come to this as with Mr Bluh's attendance confirmed, we had enough for five a side.  Now one side will be a man down and 4 against 5 is never any fun.  We also have to think about the after match swim which Sandy and Willie had spent a lot of time in coming up with appropriate games for the boys and girls to enjoy.

These comments are a cheap shot at trying to spoil Mikey's big day next week.  Hopefully "Maverick" will be able to step into Mr Bluh's boots and save the day and Mikey has been looking forward to his party for weeks.

Until the next time

The board of STFC"


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: ghanimah on Friday, June 22, 2007, 08:48:34
Next Friday's statement will be a lot easier to predict.

The End

STFC R.I.P. No flowers


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, June 22, 2007, 12:30:56
I reckon they'll anounce the investment on the 30th June and the club won't be wound up. All hail the board for saving the club with minutes to spare.

Evil Bill Power can sell his shares back to the club at a rate of 1p to £1 if he so wishes  :D


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, June 22, 2007, 13:39:59
Perhaps they are not naming the potential new investor yet because there will be uproar when we find out who they are and what the caveats are linked to the investment


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: TalkTalk on Friday, June 22, 2007, 14:11:07
The clock is ticking...

Come on board, make my weekend...

 :mrgreen:


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: mattboyslim on Friday, June 22, 2007, 14:13:49
There is no statement Friday, in fact there is no Friday.


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: fatbury on Friday, June 22, 2007, 14:16:14
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Perhaps they are not naming the potential new investor yet because there will be uproar when we find out who they are and what the caveats are linked to the investment


you mean like a Sam Hamann or even worse a Kassam?


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: Frigby Daser on Friday, June 22, 2007, 14:17:24
Not expecting one - perhaps a withdrawl of comments made about Martin - and a willingness to continue playing happy families.


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: Frigby Daser on Friday, June 22, 2007, 14:19:42
Quote from: "fatbury"
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Perhaps they are not naming the potential new investor yet because there will be uproar when we find out who they are and what the caveats are linked to the investment


you mean like a Sam Hamann or even worse a Kassam?


but honestly, I'm not sure anybody would be worse? the only thing that would be worse is someone coming in openly supporting the chippenham move


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, June 22, 2007, 14:27:29
Quote from: "The Moonraker"
Quote from: "fatbury"
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Perhaps they are not naming the potential new investor yet because there will be uproar when we find out who they are and what the caveats are linked to the investment


you mean like a Sam Hamann or even worse a Kassam?


but honestly, I'm not sure anybody would be worse? the only thing that would be worse is someone coming in openly supporting the chippenham move



 :nod:

It wouldn't matter if they pissed off the council then would it ?


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: Frigby Daser on Friday, June 22, 2007, 14:33:21
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Quote from: "The Moonraker"
Quote from: "fatbury"
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Perhaps they are not naming the potential new investor yet because there will be uproar when we find out who they are and what the caveats are linked to the investment


you mean like a Sam Hamann or even worse a Kassam?


but honestly, I'm not sure anybody would be worse? the only thing that would be worse is someone coming in openly supporting the chippenham move



 :nod:

It wouldn't matter if they pissed off the council then would it ?


And leave scope, no matter how flawed, for blaming the Council for 'forcing' them out of Swindon


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, June 22, 2007, 14:36:27
great minds think alike mate


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: Frigby Daser on Friday, June 22, 2007, 14:39:07
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
great minds think alike mate


I wouldn't say anybody on our board has a 'great mind'. If that were the case they wouldn't be so painfully predictable and incompetent


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: reeves4england on Friday, June 22, 2007, 14:41:22
Will be interesting to see what they have to say with only 7 days remaining, The clock is ticking and their only options are to pay the money or give in to the Trust.

Unfortunately I think they are hoping for a plan C to magically write itself


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: Spencer_White on Friday, June 22, 2007, 14:52:11
Bring out the raging Micky, foaming at the mouth.


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, June 22, 2007, 14:55:24
Come on

its 15.54

I want my fucking statement !!!


 :tea:


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: Batch on Friday, June 22, 2007, 15:06:03
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Come on

its 15.54

I want my fucking statement !!!


 :tea:


He won't be back from the pub yet. Statements are generally released about 5-5:30 on a Friday.


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Friday, June 22, 2007, 15:08:07
yup after work hours


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: ronnie21 on Friday, June 22, 2007, 15:14:53
Quote from: "Rich"
yup after work hours
Always a good time to bury bad news!


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Friday, June 22, 2007, 15:23:18
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Come on

its 15.54

I want my fucking statement !!!


 :tea:


   You want a fucking statement....what about me and my statement addiction.

    Got my tea got my computer.....where is it?


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: Power to people on Friday, June 22, 2007, 15:34:04
STFC Statement:

We can confirm that the CVA has now been paid, we would like to thank our new investor, Lady Gillian Wills who has invested just under £1m to enable us to continue taking the club forward.

We have been talking to Lady Gillian for quite some time and she has agreed to remortgage the rest of the family's assets on the understanding that she will get the money back from the impending redevelopment of the CG.

To this end we will be ceasing talks with the Fans Consortium as the Wills family have never had any intention of selling STFC.

We can also announce changes within the board room, with the immediate effect Mike Bowden will be chairman of STFC with Willie Carson becoming responsible for all PR matters.

End


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: Batch on Friday, June 22, 2007, 15:34:37
Hooray. Not too rambling and to the point  :shock:

http://www.swindontownfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10341~1055985,00.html

Quote

Council Leader Rod Bluh is absolutely correct in asserting that the Club has not asked the Council to renegotiate the timing of the CVA payment.

It is not within the remit of the football club to do so. That is the responsibility of the CVA Supervisor. In yesterday's statement, the Club did not claim to have asked the Council to a renegotiated payment scheme. It merely pointed out that a meeting had been held with Council officials to discuss the current status of the CVA. This took place on the 6th June 2007 with Andy Stephens and Kevin McKinlay from the Council's Finance Department at the request of Marie Rosenthal.

We anticipate that Mr Andrew Andronikou, the CVA supervisor, will be contacting creditors, when he considers it appropriate to do so.


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: sonic youth on Friday, June 22, 2007, 15:36:13
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING TALK ABOUT YOU FUCKING CUNTS


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, June 22, 2007, 15:36:49
We anticipate that Mr Andrew Andronikou, the CVA supervisor, will be contacting creditors, when he considers it appropriate to do so.


APPRORIATE WAS ABOUT 9 FUCKING MONTHS AGO YOU BUCH OF FUCKING NO HOPE DEADBEATS


 :twak:  :wanker:  :nuts:  floghorse  :shake:  :box:


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: herthab on Friday, June 22, 2007, 15:37:19
Bollocks. A nothing statement.

FUCK OFF YOU PRICKS!!


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: Frigby Daser on Friday, June 22, 2007, 15:38:43
In a way, no statement speaks more volumes than a lame one.

By not saying anything in response to what the fans and now the Council are saying, it's saying that they've completely run out of ideas


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: Batch on Friday, June 22, 2007, 15:39:12
I thought the point was that it is at Andronikou disgression. Which it is really.


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, June 22, 2007, 15:39:28
Quote

We anticipate that Mr Andrew Andronikou, the CVA supervisor, will be contacting creditors, when he considers it appropriate to do so.


So that'll be last Saturday then...


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: sonic youth on Friday, June 22, 2007, 15:39:48
yesterday's statement:

"Just two weeks ago representatives of the Club met with officials from the Council's Finance Department to discuss the position with the CVA. At that meeting the Club clearly outlined the CVA Supervisor's rights and obligations to vary the schedule of payments."

today's statement:

"Council Leader Rod Bluh is absolutely correct in asserting that the Club has not asked the Council to renegotiate the timing of the CVA payment.

It is not within the remit of the football club to do so. That is the responsibility of the CVA Supervisor. In yesterday's statement, the Club did not claim to have asked the Council to a renegotiated payment scheme. It merely pointed out that a meeting had been held with Council officials to discuss the current status of the CVA. This took place on the 6th June 2007 with Andy Stephens and Kevin McKinlay from the Council's Finance Department at the request of Marie Rosenthal."


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: pumbaa on Friday, June 22, 2007, 15:41:04
Quote from: "sam_stfc"
Quote

We anticipate that Mr Andrew Andronikou, the CVA supervisor, will be contacting creditors, when he considers it appropriate to do so.


So that'll be last Saturday then...


...which is too late???

Morons


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: Power to people on Friday, June 22, 2007, 15:41:39
I think it is called ase covering, naming names to prove they did have a meeting, I would imagine that these people are merely accounts personel and not decision makers.

The line about Android contacting creditors suggests that they do not expect to have the money by next friday as well.


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, June 22, 2007, 15:46:13
So...

Quote from: "They"
Council Leader Rod Bluh is absolutely correct in asserting that the Club has not asked the Council to renegotiate the timing of the CVA payment.

It is not within the remit of the football club to do so. That is the responsibility of the CVA Supervisor. In yesterday's statement, the Club did not claim to have asked the Council to a renegotiated payment scheme. It merely pointed out that a meeting had been held with Council officials to discuss the current status of the CVA. This took place on the 6th June 2007 with Andy Stephens and Kevin McKinlay from the Council's Finance Department at the request of Marie Rosenthal.

We anticipate that Mr Andrew Andronikou, the CVA supervisor, will be contacting creditors, when he considers it appropriate to do so.


Which I read as...

Quote
We were going to say Council Leader Rod Bluh is talking out of his arse about the timing of the CVA payment, but then we realised we'd be in a whole heap of shit if we did.

We could have arranged a meeting with the Council, but to be frank we couldn't be bothered. We thought we'd leave it up to CVA Supervisor instead so when it goes tits up, we'll pin the blame on him. In yesterday's statement, the Club claimed to have asked the Council to a renegotiated payment scheme but we kind of dodged around it in a round-a-bout fashion, so we've changed our minds. We've decided instead that we'll say a meeting had been held with Council officials to discuss the current status of the CVA. This took place on the 6th June 2007 with Andy Stephens and Kevin McKinlay from the Council's Finance Department at the request of Marie Rosenthal.

We anticipate that Mr Andrew Andronikou, Mike's best mate a.k.a. God, will be contacting creditors when he considers it appropriate to do so, which in our book means it'll be in about three years time from next Tuesday - if Sandy remembers


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: Frigby Daser on Friday, June 22, 2007, 15:50:31
My god i thought you were taking the piss, but then I realised the statement was real - but given the shitness of the new site and the fact they've hidden it below auctions, aljofree and 'new site makeover' stories, I missed it.

ok, so now they're pinning it on Andronikou. Andronikou will only eer need to rearrange the CVA if the club can't pay it - surely he takes some level of instruction from the club? jesus christ this is ridiculous

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: pumbaa on Friday, June 22, 2007, 15:54:21
That's an awesome interpretation Sam  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I can't help but think the board are setting up Andronikou as the scapegoat here when the ceiling eventually caves in.


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: genf_stfc on Friday, June 22, 2007, 15:54:54
sounds like they've just dropped andronickers like a hot poo pie

http://laastro.lanl.gov/earthwatch/04/dons_photos/june_20/EW04_620F.jpg

(supposed to be a picture of an embarrassing climb down)


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: genf_stfc on Friday, June 22, 2007, 16:06:00
Quote from: "sam_stfc"

We anticipate that Mr Andrew Andronikou, Mike's best mate a.k.a. God who by the way we have never met or even heard of, will be contacting creditors when he considers it appropriate to do so, which in our book means it'll be in about three years time from next Tuesday - if Sandy remembers


I think you missed a bit in the above


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: Panda Paws on Friday, June 22, 2007, 16:18:06
I really don't know whether to laugh or cry anymore! why can't we just be talking about signings and the like.

PISS OFF YOU BUNCH OF BASTARDS SO I CAN ENJOY FOOTBALL AGAIN!!!


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: Trini on Friday, June 22, 2007, 16:23:14
What a bunch of complete fuckwits!!


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: Power to people on Friday, June 22, 2007, 16:27:24
I wonder what Sturrock makes of all this ?

Still think they are wonderful does he ?


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: Arriba on Friday, June 22, 2007, 16:28:14
tit for tat bollocks,the sooner this all comes to fruition the better


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: Ardiles on Friday, June 22, 2007, 16:30:49
I feel sick.


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Friday, June 22, 2007, 16:37:04
oh for fuck sake! so what they are saying is that Adronikou needs to contact the creditors. so why hasn't he when he has talked about doing just that for the past 2 months? they admit that the council are right. what a loads of bollocks. 7 days to go and they are truly caving in


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: Arriba on Friday, June 22, 2007, 16:41:06
i hope the creditors refuse to negotiate, then at least we will get an end to all this bollocks.
power pays the bill and the board fucks off.
could it be that simple?


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: Ardiles on Friday, June 22, 2007, 16:44:29
Quote from: "Rich"
oh for fuck sake! so what they are saying is that Adronikou needs to contact the creditors. so why hasn't he when he has talked about doing just that for the past 2 months? they admit that the council are right. what a loads of bollocks. 7 days to go and they are truly caving in


To me, it looks like 7 days to go and they are up to something.  Suggest we all go away and have a think over the weekend.  And then on Monday, if nothing has happened, the gloves are properly off.

We will need to deluge local media - BBC Radio Swindon, Swindon Advertiser, whoever - with letters e-mails.

The time for talking amongst ourselves on internet forums has got to be over.  People need to know that something is very wrong at STFC.  I'm also hoping that the local press will see fit to move this story from their back pages to the front.


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Friday, June 22, 2007, 16:58:21
Quote from: "Ardiles"
Quote from: "Rich"
oh for fuck sake! so what they are saying is that Adronikou needs to contact the creditors. so why hasn't he when he has talked about doing just that for the past 2 months? they admit that the council are right. what a loads of bollocks. 7 days to go and they are truly caving in


To me, it looks like 7 days to go and they are up to something.  Suggest we all go away and have a think over the weekend.  And then on Monday, if nothing has happened, the gloves are properly off.

We will need to deluge local media - BBC Radio Swindon, Swindon Advertiser, whoever - with letters e-mails.

The time for talking amongst ourselves on internet forums has got to be over.  People need to know that something is very wrong at STFC.  I'm also hoping that the local press will see fit to move this story from their back pages to the front.


what could they be up to? let's be honest they are admitting that they can't pay it by saying they are trying to renegotiate. they say there is investment but that was supposed to arrive 4 weeks ago. where is it?

i agree totally though. we do need to get the message out! not everyone is quite aware that next week is quite literally make or break for STFC


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: Batch on Friday, June 22, 2007, 17:02:27
Quote from: "Ardiles"


To me, it looks like 7 days to go and they are up to something.  Suggest we all go away and have a think over the weekend.  And then on Monday, if nothing has happened, the gloves are properly off.


Personally I think they have either found or are close to some kind of investment and are ready to raise their middle digit to us all

OR

they really are up shit creek without a paddle.


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: herthab on Friday, June 22, 2007, 17:03:19
I think you'll find that Mark Lamar, Billie Piper and Melinda Messenger are gonna come in and save the day.


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Friday, June 22, 2007, 17:04:33
Well worth the wait....I like the way it shifts all blame from the Board onto Andronikou,  personally I blame Ralphy.


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: pumbaa on Friday, June 22, 2007, 17:05:31
Quote from: "herthab"
I think you'll find that Mark Lamar, Billie Piper and Melinda Messenger are gonna come in and save the day.


I'd have taken you seriously if you'd added Diana Dors to that list.


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: Summerof69 on Friday, June 22, 2007, 17:43:32
There is all this talk about SBC but the people after blood is HMRC, aspecially after the Leeds debacle, which cost the Revenue over £7m.


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, June 22, 2007, 17:43:58
Quote from: "coxernator"
That's an awesome interpretation Sam  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I can't help but think the board are setting up Andronikou as the scapegoat here when the ceiling eventually caves in.


He's the one person they didn't want to piss off if they had any hope of varying the terms....

erm


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: horlock07 on Friday, June 22, 2007, 19:20:59
Mark my words (why the fuck do we say that) they are up to something.

Mikey D is a lot of things, but he is a wizz at using company law to avoid going bust I think the next 7 days is going to be messy!


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: Panda Paws on Friday, June 22, 2007, 20:41:22
http://www.swindontownfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10341~1055985,00.html

They don't disappoint, do they?


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: Panda Paws on Friday, June 22, 2007, 20:42:16
Council Leader Rod Bluh is absolutely correct in asserting that the Club has not asked the Council to renegotiate the timing of the CVA payment.

It is not within the remit of the football club to do so. That is the responsibility of the CVA Supervisor. In yesterday's statement, the Club did not claim to have asked the Council to a renegotiated payment scheme. It merely pointed out that a meeting had been held with Council officials to discuss the current status of the CVA. This took place on the 6th June 2007 with Andy Stephens and Kevin McKinlay from the Council's Finance Department at the request of Marie Rosenthal.

We anticipate that Mr Andrew Andronikou, the CVA supervisor, will be contacting creditors, when he considers it appropriate to do so.


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, June 22, 2007, 20:45:13
Quote from: "Chris BS32"
http://www.swindontownfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10341~1055985,00.html

They don't disappoint, do they?


http://www.thetownend.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=21643&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=30

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Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: Panda Paws on Friday, June 22, 2007, 20:46:49
Bah ... I didn't read back that far.

Fucking Guinness.

I'll shut the door on the way out.


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, June 22, 2007, 20:48:05
That's it, blame the drink  :wink:


Title: Statement Friday....
Post by: reeves4england on Saturday, June 23, 2007, 10:43:45
I don't know what to say. I think I'll just cry

 :cry: