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Title: Blackpool - Merrie England Bar - pier Post by: Bushey Boy on Sunday, June 17, 2007, 20:04:10 Anyone ever been on the Saturday and watched the comedy show?!
Maybe a bit close to the mark but two lines to these women:- 'Fuck me love you're ugly. You must have to get the vibrator pissed' Comedian: 'Have you got children? Women: Yes C: How many? Women: 2 C: twins? Women: No, 3 years in between C: Fuck off have you been shagged twice, I am not having that, he must of wanked and thrown it at you Was the funniest two hours I have ever had.... Title: Blackpool - Merrie England Bar - pier Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Tuesday, June 19, 2007, 11:59:56 Fuck that the funniest thing in Blackpool is a fat lump of a cunt! even funiest thing is that i nicked is g/f ha ha ha ha ha ha
Title: Blackpool - Merrie England Bar - pier Post by: Bushey Boy on Tuesday, June 19, 2007, 12:17:40 and no one will know what your on about
Title: Blackpool - Merrie England Bar - pier Post by: Give us an S on Tuesday, June 19, 2007, 12:27:32 I have some great tales from weekends in Blackpool. I have a cracking one about stfctownenda that i will tell you later bushey but wont post that up here.
Title: Re: Blackpool - Merrie England Bar - pier Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Tuesday, June 19, 2007, 15:57:50 Quote from: "Bushey Boy" Anyone ever been on the Saturday and watched the comedy show?! Maybe a bit close to the mark but two lines to these women:- 'Fuck me love you're ugly. You must have to get the vibrator pissed' Comedian: 'Have you got children? Women: Yes C: How many? Women: 2 C: twins? Women: No, 3 years in between C: Fuck off have you been shagged twice, I am not having that, he must of wanked and thrown it at you Was the funniest two hours I have ever had.... Bit to subtle for me I'm afraid :? Title: Blackpool - Merrie England Bar - pier Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, June 19, 2007, 16:32:58 I've never been to Blackpool.
Title: Blackpool - Merrie England Bar - pier Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Tuesday, June 19, 2007, 16:33:56 Quote from: "Ralphy" I've never been to Blackpool. You've not missed much :? Title: Blackpool - Merrie England Bar - pier Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, June 19, 2007, 17:22:36 :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :?
Title: Blackpool - Merrie England Bar - pier Post by: Bushey Boy on Tuesday, June 19, 2007, 17:36:12 its a shithole but a luagh if going with the right people
Title: Blackpool - Merrie England Bar - pier Post by: Lumps on Tuesday, June 19, 2007, 19:15:54 Is Gazza's fat mate foreign or does he have some sort of special needs. He doesn't seem to have any idea of what constitutes a sentence. Every time I read one of his posts it seems to peter off into gibberish.
Title: Blackpool - Merrie England Bar - pier Post by: Bushey Boy on Tuesday, June 19, 2007, 19:29:03 Ha, bit harsh! He is a good lad however in his work he has to sneak onto the net and sneak a post.
He actually has a good job which involves using people to type his letters and summonds, I think due to the use of his dictaphone he has lost teh ability to write, and that lumps is coming from me! Title: Blackpool - Merrie England Bar - pier Post by: hansgruber on Tuesday, June 19, 2007, 19:55:58 I used to use my dictaphone, but I got in trouble at work
Chortle. Title: Blackpool - Merrie England Bar - pier Post by: reeves4england on Tuesday, June 19, 2007, 19:56:15 I can imagine Blackpool being a laugh if you go for a few nights with a group of mates. Other than that its crap. Really. Crap.
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