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Title: Whats the best way to commit suicide
Post by: yeo on Saturday, June 16, 2007, 20:35:15
??


Title: Whats the best way to commit suicide
Post by: sonic youth on Saturday, June 16, 2007, 20:36:25
that depends, are you looking for effectiveness, impressiveness or originality?


Title: Whats the best way to commit suicide
Post by: DiV on Saturday, June 16, 2007, 20:36:29
goth style


Title: Whats the best way to commit suicide
Post by: yeo on Saturday, June 16, 2007, 20:39:00
Quote from: "sonic youth"
that depends, are you looking for effectiveness, impressiveness or originality?


originality


Title: Whats the best way to commit suicide
Post by: Arriba on Saturday, June 16, 2007, 20:39:38
i'll kill you if you sign a disclaimer first


Title: Whats the best way to commit suicide
Post by: timmyg on Saturday, June 16, 2007, 20:39:43
Gotta be going out in style. Not something that'll cause big problems and resentment from people (jumping off a motorway bridge etc) but something big enough to get an appriciative nod from the guys in the pub.

Thoughts?


Title: Whats the best way to commit suicide
Post by: sonic youth on Saturday, June 16, 2007, 20:40:07
go and watch jean-pierre jeunet's excellent film delicatessen, you're sure to find an original way of committing suicide from that film. you'll even be amazed by the wonderful arty pretentiousness of it all as well


Title: Whats the best way to commit suicide
Post by: Samdy Gray on Saturday, June 16, 2007, 20:40:11
I've always thought of chaining myself to a huge rock in a cave full of rats.

Apparently they'll even eat your bones as well.


Title: Whats the best way to commit suicide
Post by: herthab on Saturday, June 16, 2007, 20:40:14
Behead yourself with a hedgetrimmer?


Title: Whats the best way to commit suicide
Post by: DiV on Saturday, June 16, 2007, 20:40:31
hang around with ralphy  :?


Title: Whats the best way to commit suicide
Post by: Bogus Dave on Saturday, June 16, 2007, 20:40:56
wanking yourself to death. That'l gain you mega-kudos


Title: Whats the best way to commit suicide
Post by: yeo on Saturday, June 16, 2007, 20:41:10
Quote from: "arriba"
i'll kill you if you sign a disclaimer first


Can you sign a disclaimer to murder?

cant see it holding up in court but hell we'll give it a go :D


Title: Whats the best way to commit suicide
Post by: sonic youth on Saturday, June 16, 2007, 20:41:29
Quote from: "sam_stfc"
I've always thought of chaining myself to a huge rock in a cave full of rats.

Apparently they'll even eat your bones as well.


better make sure they're not fruitbats.


Title: Whats the best way to commit suicide
Post by: Samdy Gray on Saturday, June 16, 2007, 20:41:56
I said rats, not bats.


Title: Whats the best way to commit suicide
Post by: Arriba on Saturday, June 16, 2007, 20:42:14
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
Quote from: "arriba"
i'll kill you if you sign a disclaimer first


Can you sign a disclaimer to murder?

cant see it holding up in court but hell we'll give it a go :D


fuck it.i'll just kill you then :wink:  :D


Title: Whats the best way to commit suicide
Post by: yeo on Saturday, June 16, 2007, 20:42:17
:D


Title: Whats the best way to commit suicide
Post by: sonic youth on Saturday, June 16, 2007, 20:43:23
Quote from: "sam_stfc"
I said rats, not bats.


yeah, well, my point stands.


Title: Whats the best way to commit suicide
Post by: TalkTalk on Saturday, June 16, 2007, 20:50:39
The best way to go is an imitation of Bat Out Of Hell but over a cliff.

If I get anything incurable and terminal that's how I'm leaving this planet.


Title: Whats the best way to commit suicide
Post by: Fred Elliot on Saturday, June 16, 2007, 20:52:22
be me


Title: Whats the best way to commit suicide
Post by: STFC Village on Saturday, June 16, 2007, 21:47:41
Jimmys death in Quadrophenia was the coolest suicide i've seen.


Title: Whats the best way to commit suicide
Post by: Samdy Gray on Saturday, June 16, 2007, 21:48:20
Quote from: "STFC Village"
Jimmys death in Quadrophenia was the coolest suicide i've seen.


Over a cliff on a Vespa?

I've seen better.


Title: Whats the best way to commit suicide
Post by: herthab on Saturday, June 16, 2007, 21:50:29
Quote from: "sam_stfc"
Quote from: "STFC Village"
Jimmys death in Quadrophenia was the coolest suicide i've seen.


Over a cliff on a Vespa?

I've seen better.



As the beginning of the film shows Jimmy walking away from the cliff, I suggest that the only thing that went over the cliff was a Lambretta GS. :wink:


Title: Whats the best way to commit suicide
Post by: TalkTalk on Saturday, June 16, 2007, 21:51:48
Quote from: "herthab"
Quote from: "sam_stfc"
Quote from: "STFC Village"
Jimmys death in Quadrophenia was the coolest suicide i've seen.


Over a cliff on a Vespa?

I've seen better.



As the beginning of the film shows Jimmy walking away from the cliff, I suggest that the only thing that went over the cliff was a Lambretta GS. :wink:

The best thing for it too.

Fucking wanker mods.


Title: Whats the best way to commit suicide
Post by: herthab on Saturday, June 16, 2007, 21:52:51
Quote from: "TalkTalk"
Quote from: "herthab"
Quote from: "sam_stfc"
Quote from: "STFC Village"
Jimmys death in Quadrophenia was the coolest suicide i've seen.


Over a cliff on a Vespa?

I've seen better.



As the beginning of the film shows Jimmy walking away from the cliff, I suggest that the only thing that went over the cliff was a Lambretta GS. :wink:

The best thing for it too.

Fucking wanker mods.


I was a Mod

And I'm still a wanker

 :D


Title: Whats the best way to commit suicide
Post by: sonic youth on Saturday, June 16, 2007, 21:53:52
WE ARE THE MODS
WE ARE WE ARE
WE ARE THE MODS


Title: Whats the best way to commit suicide
Post by: TalkTalk on Saturday, June 16, 2007, 21:55:28
Quote from: "herthab"
I was a Mod

And I'm still a wanker

 :D

Knives out on Brighton seafront then pal.

I'll see you in the morning.

 :wink:


Title: Whats the best way to commit suicide
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, June 17, 2007, 01:33:12
Here's a handy link...

http://www.geocities.com/t_ride9/sui.html


Title: Whats the best way to commit suicide
Post by: millom red on Sunday, June 17, 2007, 02:21:52
Join the Army.....afghanistan or iraq...take your pick.
Am i the only one who thinks that Ben is Rupert material?
 :soapy tit wank:


Title: Whats the best way to commit suicide
Post by: millom red on Sunday, June 17, 2007, 02:22:52
Quote from: "TalkTalk"
Quote from: "herthab"
I was a Mod

And I'm still a wanker

 :D

Knives out on Brighton seafront then pal.

I'll see you in the morning.

 :wink:


Your a bad man al!!
 :mrgreen:


Title: Whats the best way to commit suicide
Post by: Sussex on Sunday, June 17, 2007, 10:19:14
Quote from: "sonic youth"
go and watch jean-pierre jeunet's excellent film delicatessen, you're sure to find an original way of committing suicide from that film. you'll even be amazed by the wonderful arty pretentiousness of it all as well


Agreed.

Beachy Head would be my venue of choice.


Title: Whats the best way to commit suicide
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, June 17, 2007, 12:20:02
I think some cliche-ridden crappyness would be my style. Like trying to drink enough to kill me, which I started to do last night until I got bored.