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you will all be glad to know that my mate mike has managed to extract the plans for a new stadium from my head. he said he new a nice man who could make a model of my breakthrough ideas for as little as £1.2 million. i thought that this was rather a bargain so said ok but he must follow my plan to the letter. i think it has turned out splendid. the beauty of this is that it is totally portable so we can move it anywhere the next time i fall out with my mate mr bluh.

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n70/FredElliot_2006/3569-0000-xx-13-1.jpg

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: nice! i wonder hoe long it took Bowden to design that?

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I haven't laughed so much in ages. Top stuff Fred!

You been on the Tia-Maria again Fred?

 :soapy tit wank:

A stadium made out of Lego! Why didn't the Trust think of that?!? Useless twats eh?

just whiling away the hours 'til my next fix


 :mrgreen:

It's not Lego, it's cladding  :D

no PRC? kingswood will be disappointed

That will do :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Joking apart. Why do we need a new stadium? We can't even fill the one we've got at the moment, even with all the glory end of season w@nkers.

engage your brain and come back once you've realised the answer. it's not tough.
http://www.truststfc.co.uk/CG_QA.php

my brain is engaged thanks  :D

If we had a decent enough support (i.e. at least 10k) we would generate sufficient revenue to maintain a position in league 1 and the championship (if we were ever to get there).

I guess the fickle people of Swindon only have themselves to blame for that.

Yes bigger crowd would help. I'm not sure 10K cuts the mustard any more at championship level. Only 2 teams had under that, finishing in the bottom 3 places. The top 6 teams all have averages > 20k

http://www.european-football-statistics.co.uk/attn/current/aveeng.htm

Sure you can blame "fickle" locals, but it doesn't get you more money and to be fair the club have tried a fair few initiatives that didn't really work.

So having revenue far more frequently than every other Saturday becomes vital to survival.
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Surely colchester averaged under 10K last season, and they did ok. But they had the benfit of sound financial management, which we dont seem to have  :(

And they sold Greg Halford for £1 million +

if we had decent support we would still only use the ground 23 times a season

Fucking hell !!!!!!

I post something a little light hearted, go out for a couple of hours and come back to this !!!!!!!

anyone want some of my prozac ?

If you're doing handouts, then yes please  :mrgreen:

got loads here mate

I really should not keep telling my GP about the devils in my head

EDIT :  I miss FB

give 'em here fred, i've got my funeral planned...

How many do you want Bud ?

got 36 blister packs here


 :mrgreen:

i've got a 28 blister pack, so that might be enough. if not i'll scrape together some paracetamol, run a hot bath and slash my wrists as well.