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Title: So it's Friday then...
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, June 15, 2007, 07:23:49
Here's to hoping for a board statement  :D

I reckon it'll be something along the lines of "Bill Power is a very bad man. We had an investor lined up, honest, but Bill's threat of legal action has scared him off."


Title: So it's Friday then...
Post by: Panda Paws on Friday, June 15, 2007, 07:25:45
Statement: We've given up on Brunel FM and the club management has decided to sell our exclusive coverage to hospital radio. Only those who are ill we be able to listen to live commentary from all our games. We believe that this captive audience will be of great benefit to our club in the long-term and decided not to let anyone else bid because we could not risk losing this valuable audience of seriously injured people.


Title: So it's Friday then...
Post by: Sippo on Friday, June 15, 2007, 07:45:57
http://www.groundsmorrissmith.com/images/thumbnails/crunchie.jpg


Title: So it's Friday then...
Post by: Panda Paws on Friday, June 15, 2007, 07:55:46
http://tfifriday.com/images/tfilogo.jpg


Title: So it's Friday then...
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, June 15, 2007, 12:52:15
Town Find Investor?


Title: So it's Friday then...
Post by: @MacPhlea on Friday, June 15, 2007, 13:32:22
Thereisno Fucking Investor


Title: So it's Friday then...
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, June 15, 2007, 15:52:49
Come on then you bastards, I've been waiting all day...


Title: So it's Friday then...
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Friday, June 15, 2007, 16:47:02
still waiting.....


Title: So it's Friday then...
Post by: reeves4england on Friday, June 15, 2007, 16:51:25
My Human Geography paper this morning was more interesting than anything you'll read on the OS today  :|


Title: So it's Friday then...
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, June 15, 2007, 16:55:17
Quote from: "reeves4england"
My Human Geography paper this morning was more interesting than anything you'll read on the OS today  :|


WTF is "human geography" ?

is it like a test where the examiner says ;

"right, point to your left ear"

you point to your right testicle and the examiner shouts

"wrong..................failed...................not enough revision !"


Title: So it's Friday then...
Post by: redbullzeye on Friday, June 15, 2007, 17:02:50
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Quote from: "reeves4england"
My Human Geography paper this morning was more interesting than anything you'll read on the OS today  :|


WTF is "human geography" ?

is it like a test where the examiner says ;

"right, point to your left ear"

you point to your right testicle and the examiner shouts

"wrong..................failed...................not enough revision !"

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:   I did human geography - you have to bang on about how many people live in ghana and how much cassava, coffee and groundnuts they produce.


Title: So it's Friday then...
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, June 15, 2007, 17:07:22
Thats just boring then

my idea was better

I might write to His Royal Tonyness and get the National Cirriculum changed


Title: So it's Friday then...
Post by: pauld on Friday, June 15, 2007, 17:10:19
I thought it was maybe as opposed to animal geography that, say, dogs would study where you find you way around by "lamppost I weed on last week" and "Place where cat jumps out unexpectedly from behind fence". That kind of thing.


Title: So it's Friday then...
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, June 15, 2007, 17:16:34
Quote from: "pauld"
I thought it was maybe as opposed to animal geography that, say, dogs would study where you find you way around by "lamppost I weed on last week" and "Place where cat jumps out unexpectedly from behind fence". That kind of thing.


OR

I could walk from my house to

New Inn

to

The Crown

to

the Ratty

then to

The Chippy

Blindfolded

Now thats real human geography mate !


Title: So it's Friday then...
Post by: millom red on Friday, June 15, 2007, 17:20:43
If you had been in the New Inn, The Crown and the Ratty, then i doubt very much you would be able to find your way towards the gents let alone the chippy Fredio.
 :beers:


Title: So it's Friday then...
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, June 15, 2007, 17:22:57
Im a reformed character mate (el skinteo !!!)


Title: So it's Friday then...
Post by: millom red on Friday, June 15, 2007, 17:25:55
I still owe you a £20 spot mate...i aint forgot it.


Title: So it's Friday then...
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, June 15, 2007, 17:27:21
oh christ !


I had !!! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

should have kept schtumm mate


Title: So it's Friday then...
Post by: millom red on Friday, June 15, 2007, 17:33:49
Nah mate...not my style.

I want a fuckin Board statement....dont think we are going to get one now...Bastards!!!


Title: So it's Friday then...
Post by: ronnie21 on Friday, June 15, 2007, 17:39:10
Quote from: "millom red"
If you had been in the New Inn, The Crown and the Ratty, then i doubt very much you would be able to find your way towards the gents let alone the chippy Fredio.
 :beers:
He couldn't do it, not fit enough! :soapy tit wank:


Title: So it's Friday then...
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, June 15, 2007, 17:43:46
:mrgreen:


Title: So it's Friday then...
Post by: millom red on Friday, June 15, 2007, 17:45:16
Quote from: "ronnie21"
Quote from: "millom red"
If you had been in the New Inn, The Crown and the Ratty, then i doubt very much you would be able to find your way towards the gents let alone the chippy Fredio.
 :beers:
He couldn't do it, not fit enough! :soapy tit wank:


Ha-Ha...Fred is built for comfort, not speed or agility..is that what you are saying Ronnie?

 :soapy tit wank:


Title: So it's Friday then...
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, June 15, 2007, 17:46:08
Quote from: "millom red"
Ha-Ha...Fred is built for comfort, not speed or agility..is that what you are saying Ronnie?

 :soapy tit wank:


That's what the woman from Room 119 said  :wink:


Title: So it's Friday then...
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, June 15, 2007, 17:47:02
:D  :wink:


Title: So it's Friday then...
Post by: millom red on Friday, June 15, 2007, 17:52:25
How long has Bushey been a women? Is he post-op or what?

 :-))(
 :P