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Title: how to get a date
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Thursday, June 14, 2007, 22:35:34
using the stunners world cup

pick a country, i picked spain.

get chatting to a spanish girl.

tell her she has a remarkable resemblence to a stunner
in this case paz vega

she asks how do you know paz vega

explain that spanish women are the most beautiful in the world etc

drop a couple of other beautys

and bingo 8pm sunday night :D

jobs a good un


Title: how to get a date
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, June 14, 2007, 22:39:54
I'm gonna try it with Australia.

2 Aussie twins have just started working behind the bar at my local.


Title: how to get a date
Post by: Give us an S on Thursday, June 14, 2007, 22:40:06
Quote from: "mexico red"
using the stunners world cup

pick a country, i picked spain.

get chatting to a spanish girl.

tell her she has a remarkable resemblence to a stunner
in this case paz vega

she asks how do you know paz vega

explain that spanish women are the most beautiful in the world etc

drop a couple of other beautys

and bingo 8pm sunday night :D

jobs a good un


:bow1:


Title: how to get a date
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, June 14, 2007, 23:35:36
I knew I should have won.


Title: how to get a date
Post by: Nemo on Friday, June 15, 2007, 06:14:44
Anyone got Kirsty Gallachers phone number?


Title: how to get a date
Post by: redbullzeye on Friday, June 15, 2007, 08:38:26
I got as far as

Pick a country, I picked Mexico
Go to the New Inn at Lechlade
Wander about trying to find a Mexican girl to get chatting to
Fail, as it's full farmers and retired financial services executives
Drink several pints
Go home :(


Title: how to get a date
Post by: axs on Friday, June 15, 2007, 08:39:58
i tried as well, failed miserably.

shouldn't have picked england i guess.


Title: how to get a date
Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Friday, June 15, 2007, 08:57:54
Quote from: "redbullzeye"
I got as far as

Pick a country, I picked Mexico
Go to the New Inn at Lechlade
Wander about trying to find a Mexican girl to get chatting to
Fail, as it's full farmers and retired financial services executives
Drink several pints
Go home :(


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: how to get a date
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, June 15, 2007, 09:50:30
Mex its just cause your hot - you could pull anyone you wanted!


Title: Re: how to get a date
Post by: magic8ball on Friday, June 15, 2007, 10:07:38
Quote from: "mexico red"
using the stunners world cup

pick a country, i picked spain.

get chatting to a spanish girl.

tell her she has a remarkable resemblence to a stunner
in this case paz vega

she asks how do you know paz vega

explain that spanish women are the most beautiful in the world etc

drop a couple of other beautys

and bingo 8pm sunday night :D

jobs a good un


I think its more likely because he's been taking them all down to the local gala bingo on a Sunday night.


Title: how to get a date
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Friday, June 15, 2007, 15:37:10
Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife"
Mex its just cause your hot - you could pull anyone you wanted!


i havent seen you rushing to get my number?

has anyone said you look remarkably like that kelly brook?


Title: how to get a date
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, June 15, 2007, 16:14:07
Nice line ha ha!

much better than the lad who tried to add me as friend on facebook - when I messaged him asking if I knew him he replied "oh sorry my computer has a virus - its keep adding all the hottest girls on facebook"
I immediatly deleted him!

anyway! I think your hot - your taste in clothes is impecable grrrrrrrrrrrr


Title: how to get a date
Post by: Spud on Friday, June 15, 2007, 16:28:45
Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife"
much better than the lad who tried to add me as friend on facebook - when I messaged him asking if I knew him he replied "oh sorry my computer has a virus - its keep adding all the hottest girls on facebook"
I immediatly deleted him!


 :soapy tit wank: what a Hero!


Title: how to get a date
Post by: McLovin on Friday, June 15, 2007, 18:03:31
I know thet person. Unfortunately.


Title: how to get a date
Post by: Panda Paws on Saturday, June 16, 2007, 02:26:12
Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC"
Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife"
much better than the lad who tried to add me as friend on facebook - when I messaged him asking if I knew him he replied "oh sorry my computer has a virus - its keep adding all the hottest girls on facebook"
I immediatly deleted him!


 :soapy tit wank: what a Hero!


Sorry about that


Title: Re: how to get a date
Post by: walrus on Saturday, June 16, 2007, 13:00:45
Quote from: "mexico red"

and bingo 8pm sunday night :D

jobs a good un


You're not old enough to date pensioners yet are you Mex?!