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Title: Brave Fred Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, June 12, 2007, 16:36:35 I just had to get this out from behind the fire
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n70/FredElliot_2006/magpie.jpg I fucking shat myself It was a good 12 ft tall I tell thee Title: Brave Fred Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, June 12, 2007, 16:40:09 i'd have just lit the fire
Title: Brave Fred Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, June 12, 2007, 16:41:46 Was it that exact one Fred? Well was it???
I doubt it. You're lying. :D Title: Brave Fred Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, June 12, 2007, 16:42:06 Quote from: "arriba" i'd have just lit the fire Jenna wouldn't let me mate I was a gas fitter by trade so well used to sparking up the old four burners "there ya go love, all that scratching will soon stop !" Title: Brave Fred Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, June 12, 2007, 16:43:22 No, I thought it was a crow like out of the Omen at first but it was sooted up to fuck
Title: Brave Fred Post by: land_of_bo on Tuesday, June 12, 2007, 16:58:05 Did you use the old "chuck a towel on it and scoop it up method"?
Our cat brought a frog in the other night...he was a bastard to catch :o Title: Brave Fred Post by: Bushey Boy on Tuesday, June 12, 2007, 16:58:53 Try getting rid of tenants that are dead.... :shock:
Title: Brave Fred Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, June 12, 2007, 17:02:40 Quote from: "land_of_bo" Did you use the old "chuck a towel on it and scoop it up method"? Our cat brought a frog in the other night...he was a bastard to catch :o I did mate, but as soon as he saw light he tried to make a dart for it Stoopid fucking bird ! Title: Brave Fred Post by: magicroundabout on Tuesday, June 12, 2007, 17:08:13 Quote from: "Bushey Boy" Try getting rid of tenants that are dead.... :shock: thats easy. roll them up in carpet and chuck them in the river Title: Brave Fred Post by: Bushey Boy on Tuesday, June 12, 2007, 17:10:10 :D
Title: Brave Fred Post by: magicroundabout on Tuesday, June 12, 2007, 17:11:07 well it works in the movies :soapy tit wank:
Title: Brave Fred Post by: ronnie21 on Tuesday, June 12, 2007, 17:22:33 Why was it behind the fire Fred, was it cold or something? Anyway, you should always salute a magpie (country folklore) or you could get a serious bout of bad luck, perhaps like finding yourself sat next to Fatbury at an important dinner!! :)
Title: Brave Fred Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, June 12, 2007, 17:32:24 Quote from: "ronnie21" Why was it behind the fire Fred, was it cold or something? Anyway, you should always salute a magpie (country folklore) or you could get a serious bout of bad luck, perhaps like finding yourself sat next to Fatbury at an important dinner!! :) Im sure I saw him up on the roof chillin out earlier http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n70/FredElliot_2006/Jim_Crow_Dumbo.jpg Title: Brave Fred Post by: yeo on Tuesday, June 12, 2007, 17:51:56 Gas fitter you say?
Couldnt fit a gas cooker for me could you? :D Title: Brave Fred Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, June 12, 2007, 17:53:07 Fitting a cooker is a peice of piss. You are supposed to be Corgi registered these days mind... :--
Title: Brave Fred Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, June 12, 2007, 17:57:46 Quote from: "Yeovil Red" Gas fitter you say? Couldnt fit a gas cooker for me could you? :D Of course mate Title: Brave Fred Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, June 12, 2007, 17:58:34 Quote from: "sam_stfc" Fitting a cooker is a peice of piss. You are supposed to be Corgi registered these days mind... :-- :mrgreen: Title: Brave Fred Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, June 12, 2007, 18:02:57 Just get one these:
http://www.wickes.co.uk/content/ebiz/wickes/invt/421632/421632-ab0-00co_medium.jpg One of these: http://www.wickes.co.uk/content/ebiz/wickes/invt/421631/421631-ab0-00co_medium.jpg And some of this: http://www.wickes.co.uk/content/ebiz/wickes/invt/420073/420073-ab0-00co_medium.jpg Title: Brave Fred Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, June 12, 2007, 18:07:05 Quote from: "sam_stfc" Just get one these: http://www.wickes.co.uk/content/ebiz/wickes/invt/421632/421632-ab0-00co_medium.jpg One of these: http://www.wickes.co.uk/content/ebiz/wickes/invt/421631/421631-ab0-00co_medium.jpg And some of this: http://www.wickes.co.uk/content/ebiz/wickes/invt/420073/420073-ab0-00co_medium.jpg NO...................NO.......................FUCKING NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!! PTFE Tape is for water joints only OH FUCKITY FUCK FUCK You need proper oil based jointing paste for gas !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Title: Brave Fred Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, June 12, 2007, 18:08:19 Good job I don't trust my step-dad then and used paste on my oven :D
Title: Brave Fred Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, June 12, 2007, 18:09:50 Thank fuck for that
Title: Brave Fred Post by: ronnie21 on Tuesday, June 12, 2007, 18:27:05 Quote from: "Fred Elliot" Quote from: "sam_stfc" Just get one these: http://www.wickes.co.uk/content/ebiz/wickes/invt/421632/421632-ab0-00co_medium.jpg One of these: http://www.wickes.co.uk/content/ebiz/wickes/invt/421631/421631-ab0-00co_medium.jpg And some of this: http://www.wickes.co.uk/content/ebiz/wickes/invt/420073/420073-ab0-00co_medium.jpg NO...................NO.......................FUCKING NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!! PTFE Tape is for water joints only OH FUCKITY FUCK FUCK You need proper oil based jointing paste for gas !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Title: Brave Fred Post by: ronnie21 on Tuesday, June 12, 2007, 18:28:23 Quote from: "Fred Elliot" Quote from: "ronnie21" Why was it behind the fire Fred, was it cold or something? Anyway, you should always salute a magpie (country folklore) or you could get a serious bout of bad luck, perhaps like finding yourself sat next to Fatbury at an important dinner!! :) Im sure I saw him up on the roof chillin out earlier http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n70/FredElliot_2006/Jim_Crow_Dumbo.jpg Title: Brave Fred Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, June 12, 2007, 18:28:52 I hate gas ovens
Title: Brave Fred Post by: sonic youth on Tuesday, June 12, 2007, 19:21:40 magpies are buggers anyhow.
Quote from: "land_of_bo" Our cat brought a frog in the other night...he was a bastard to catch :o http://photos-984.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v75/101/43/504787182/n504787182_50984_242.jpg the cat didn't bring the frog in. it just appeared upstairs at about 4am one morning. digby stared at him for a bit then went to sleep. the frog vanished when i went to look for a box to put him in, i'm expecting we'll find it dead somewhere when we move out Title: Brave Fred Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, June 12, 2007, 19:26:03 Thats ace Sonic
Title: Brave Fred Post by: yeo on Tuesday, June 12, 2007, 19:53:47 Cheers Fred.
Got to get a new door glass thing then will let you know 8) . Title: Brave Fred Post by: neville w on Tuesday, June 12, 2007, 20:02:50 Good evening Mr Magpie, and how's the wife ?
Title: Brave Fred Post by: Bushey Boy on Tuesday, June 12, 2007, 20:07:51 Fuck me Sam, your place would go up!!!! Yeovil if you need a gas fitter shout
Title: Brave Fred Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, June 12, 2007, 21:43:25 Quote from: "Fred Elliot" NO...................NO.......................FUCKING NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!! PTFE Tape is for water joints only OH FUCKITY FUCK FUCK You need proper oil based jointing paste for gas !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 'Tis ok, just found out the stuff my step-dad uses is gas approved PTFE tape, the 'one wrap' stuff. Title: Brave Fred Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, June 13, 2007, 08:12:56 Quote from: "simon pieman" I hate gas ovens Gas is the only way to cook. Electric hobs are shite. Title: Brave Fred Post by: mattboyslim on Wednesday, June 13, 2007, 08:30:44 Quote from: "Ralphy" Quote from: "simon pieman" I hate gas ovens Gas is the only way to cook. Electric hobs are shite. I think SiPi implied gas ovens were rubbish, not hobs - you need the dream team - electric fan oven with gas hobs. |