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Is he also shilton_red on shit_is?

Is he for real or a copper?

He makes my head hurt a lot.

Sit down and stop swearing!

Cunt.

yes he is

He's a copper?

i dont work with him

well do some work and catch criminals,instead of posting on footy forums!

wanna buy some gear? :wink:

Ex Met .

or BTP

My arse - he used to imply he was in the City of London police but I think that was as a cleaner.

The man is a complete wazzack but on the upside he took loads of stick way back when.

I don't care if he's ex met, thames valley or greater manchester.

Their all tossers.

Are you saying all coppers are tossers?

Yes.

Oh dear Ralphus you'll have upset him now.

Im going to leave this ,i will put it down to narrow mindedness.

And the fact that you are :fishing:

You gay midget delivery boy ! :D

Are you a copper Foggy?  :D

This explains alot.

No but my lady is and a damn good one as well.

pretty broad brush statement there.

i was rushing down to Oxford on Sunday as my little sis had been rushed to hospital.

I was cruising down the M42 at 95ish when my older sister phoned to say she needs a CT Scan etc so to me alarm bells started ringing hence i nudged it up to 120mph whilst still talking to my sister. Then i noticed flashing lights behind me. Yes a cop car was on my arss flashing me. So i hung up and pulled in. All he did was pull along side, i said sorry, he aknowledged it and drove on. :shock:  8)

Some coppers are ace as i could of had an instant ban for my speed + £1k fine for being on the phone.

i'd have been proper fucked

pretty broad brush statement there.

i was rushing down to Oxford on Sunday as my little sis had been rushed to hospital.

I was cruising down the M42 at 95ish when my older sister phoned to say she needs a CT Scan etc so to me alarm bells started ringing hence i nudged it up to 120mph whilst still talking to my sister. Then i noticed flashing lights behind me. Yes a cop car was on my arss flashing me. So i hung up and pulled in. All he did was pull along side, i said sorry, he aknowledged it and drove on. :shock:  8)

Some coppers are ace as i could of had an instant ban for my speed + £1k fine for being on the phone.

i'd have been proper fucked

Sorry, don't like them

They have never done fuck all good for me. 5 lads beat the shit out of me and they got let off.

Their more interested in catching people doing 36 mph in a 30 zone to make money.

Spot on there Ralphus

couldnt agree more ralph. they just want to make a quick buck

That has got fuck all to do with the police its down to the CPS .The police dont decide who gets prosecuted.

The police didn't wanna know though Foggy. They even tried to say it was my fault.

You won't change my mind. I hate coppers.

To be fair they put a pretty convincing case forward as to why on the speed awarness course I attended.

Didn't mean he was a cunt because he's a copper btw, just a bit of a tool as a person.

I think the British police force do a great job of keeping drunks and dealers off our streets  :|

gerry phillips is a cunt because he is a cunt. i don't care if he's a copper - which i doubt he is - or not.

anyway, today seems to be drive like a cunt day. i popped out to get a paper and some lunch and it took me nealy an hour because everyone was driving at 20mph

As a whole i think the police in this country are okay. I wouldn't mind seeing a few more wandering around town on a riday/Saturday night instead of just standing by Embargo though.  Teh amount of violent muggings in the are seems to be rising, and if they had just a few more in different areas it'd make a difference.

Oh, and when my sisters car was broken into on our drive last week (along with 4 or 5 others in the surrounding area) it would have been nice for them to turn up as promised to take prints/whatever. But then it was raining and a bit chilly, so who can blame them?

I think hes ace 8)

I always thought the whole the whole  near retirement age copper thing was made up but if he was fibbing hes kept it up for ages.

Try reading his posts in a Dalek voice,thats what I do.

Im not trying to change your mind Ralph,its your opinion and that is fair enough,all im saying is to say all coppers are tossers is a bit unfair.

Abingdon Police patrol the streets Friday and Saturday nights, groups of about 4 or 5 around the busiest pubs.  They get a load of stick mainly from women asking them if they are strippers

for every decent copper there are 2 bad ones imo.i've had enough dealings with them to come to that conclusion.

the hobbie bobbys, comunity officers or whatever they are called.apart from being useless are the better people overall,who do it for the benefit of the community mostly.

It's also fucking stupid.

Agree about drive like a cunt day! Just had a very aggitated drive back from Banbury. I am really impaitent when people drive at 40 mph in 60 zones.

I waited for the right moment then flew past 5 cars  :soapy tit wank:

Type R drivers are all twats

probably in excess of the 60mph speed limit.making you a cunt! :wink:

BUt at least you will approve of the fact that he signalled as he pulled out so at least he was safe.

 :soapy tit wank:

Indeed Jimbo.

Does that mean Jack Smith is a twat?  :wink:

Absolutely and he's a bald git as well.

Ha ha well i won't be a Type R driver for much longer.

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: of course jim

Oh the good old days.

I always signal when pulling out to overtake :wink:

I'm buggered if i'm gonna sit at 40 mph on a wide open cotswold road with 200 bhp under my right foot.

I fail to see how this makes him an ace copper?! I'd say he was more of an oinky pig cunt who wasn't doing his job properly.

I don't know about all Old Bill being cunts.

But with the above statement Ralphy, you come across as a boy racer twat.  :D

In what way does your "I shouldn't be punished for speeding because I'm not  a thuggish chav or molesting children" logic work?. Of course they should be putting efforts into catching people who think it's ok to speed in 30mph zones.  Speeding in a 30 zone, if only by 6 mph (or 20% over the speed restriction) is much more dangerous than on an open motorway.

Yeah whatever.

I don't speed in 30 or 40 zones Ben. What fucking pisses me off is cuntish coppers hiding behind trees with speed guns waiting to catch me cos i was doing 36 mph in a 30 zone. It's fucking easy to do you know. Do you drive?

what u worried about then?[/b]

It's bloody hard to stick to 30 mph or 40 mph and anyone who drives will agree with me.
We are punished for a minor mistake of going just over the speed limit because it makes loads of money for the cuntish labour goverment.

but you just said you dont speed in 30 or 40 zones.

Can't you keep a look at the speedo once and a while, keep the pressure on the pedal constant and adjust for the level in the road once and a while like people who don't go above the speed limit do?

It's not that hard, you just don't put in the effort.