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Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: Bushey Boy on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 08:53:22

Trying to get online, getting the following:-

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Any advice?

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 08:54:34

um website maybe down?

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: Bushey Boy on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 08:59:35

How inconsiderate I need to do some banking :D

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: Batch on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 09:01:50

It's the same for me so it's definitely their problem Bushey.

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: Fred Elliot on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 09:02:24

The Devere have cleared your account

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 09:04:54

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: Bushey Boy on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 09:07:39

Quote from: "Batch"

It's the same for me so it's definitely their problem Bushey.

Cheers Batch.

I still reckon its down to you Fred so I wouldnt joke :D

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 09:10:53

I've got so much to tell Lady when she gets back :mrgreen:

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 09:32:43

Quote from: "Fred Elliot"

The Devere have cleared your account

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: Bushey Boy on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 09:49:20

IVE MANAGED TO GET IT UP :D

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 09:56:37

Good thats put my mind at rest! :P

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: Fred Elliot on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 10:32:54

Quote from: "Bushey Boy"

IVE MANAGED TO GET IT UP :D

First time in years

:wink:

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 10:33:15

Do you normally struggle to get it up Ash?

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 10:35:19

Quote from: "Ralphy"

Do you normally struggle to get it up Ash?

No, he normally struggles to even find it.

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: Foggy on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 10:37:12

Do midgets have a penis size that relates to their height?

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: Bushey Boy on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 10:40:29

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 10:45:39

Quote from: "Foggy"

Do midgets have a penis size that relates to their height?

Watch some midget porn, it's ace.

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: Foggy on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 10:56:43

Really? What would you recommend?

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 10:59:12

Rear and Pleasant Danger is good.

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: Foggy on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 11:01:49

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Is that for real?

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: Foggy on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 11:03:51

And is Ash in it? Does he play the angry landlord and has to shag the midget girl who cant afford his rent charges? Im sure that a small deposit would suffice

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 11:04:32

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0127217/

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 11:06:36

Have you seen Shaving Ryan's Privates?

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: Foggy on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 11:09:11

To be honest the soft stuff that you can get is a bit tame,All moaning but no real action,What is it like?

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 11:09:51

Star Whores

Porn on the 4th July

Pearl Harbour Necklace.

There are some more classics for you.

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 11:12:00

Hairy Peter and the Sorceror's Bone

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 11:12:33

Sorry :D

I've been on a spoof porn film site :D

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: Bushey Boy on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 11:19:36

Quote from: "Foggy"

And is Ash in it? Does he play the angry landlord and has to shag the midget girl who cant afford his rent charges? Im sure that a small deposit would suffice

Ive never shagged a tenant honest.....!

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: Foggy on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 11:26:58

There must have been offers though?

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: Bushey Boy on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 11:28:23

ha, im not commenting, there was one who wanted me to sort HER heating.....! I declined as had a girlfriend at the time.

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: Foggy on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 11:33:04

Probably a very wise move not mixing business with pleasure,i speak from a very costly experience!

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: Bushey Boy on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 11:37:44

I think you should explain!

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: Foggy on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 13:07:41

Basically i was shagging my directors PA and got caught out,called out her name twice in my sleep and the rest is history.Cost me my house,my relationship with my daughter and £36,000 in child support payments.

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: Bushey Boy on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 13:14:54

Sorry to hear that mate

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 13:19:52

And the moral of the story is..... don't get caught.

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: Foggy on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 13:20:00

No worries,it was 8 years ago and it taught me a few good lessons.It took me a couple of years to get back on my feet but i now have a good life with a fantastic lady who without doubt is the best thing that has ever happened to me, the only down side is that i havent seen or spoken to my daughter for the last 4 years.

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: Foggy on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 13:21:24

Quote from: "Ralphy"

And the moral of the story is..... don't get caught.

The moral of the story is dont do it in the first place!

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 13:41:27

Depends how hot the PA is. :D

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: Foggy on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 13:48:18

That made me chuckle Ralph,Yes she was hot and worth it at the time.It has got to be the most expensive shag that i have ever had!

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: Bushey Boy on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 13:52:56

You never had a room for a shag at de vere then?

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: Chubbs on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 13:56:53

Quote from: "Bushey Boy"

You never had a room for a shag at de vere then?

this is gonna be with us for many years isnt it.

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: Bushey Boy on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 14:10:13

Nah Ive let it go now, but I will never let go the fact you are in my country without a passport

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: Foggy on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 14:14:19

Quote from: "Bushey Boy"

Nah Ive let it go now, but I will never let go the fact you are in my country without a passport

What lilliput?

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: tans on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 14:17:48

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 14:23:03

People who cheat are cunts. Sorry Foggy, I luv you an all, but glad you've learned to keep it in your pants. One day people will realise the grass isn't always greener. They never appreciate what they had til its gone! Then wonder why you won't take them back mmmmm

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: Foggy on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 14:58:16

Totally agree Birdy, I have never been proud of what i did and the hurt that i caused.The truth is that i should have never got married in the first place but that does not make what i did ok. I guess it makes a difference if you really love the person that you are with.I couldnt imagine my life without Sonia.

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: red macca on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 15:00:22

Quote from: "Foggy"

Im sure there are cds of hers still floating about

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 15:01:30

Can I stroke you Foggy? I'm too loud and boisterous for someone to love like that :oops:

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 15:01:45

Quote from: "red macca"

Quote from: "Foggy"

Im sure there are cds of hers still floating about

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: brilliant!

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: Foggy on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 15:07:13

Quote from: "red macca"

Quote from: "Foggy"

Im sure there are cds of hers still floating about

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 17:00:59

Chubbs, your fellow countrymen did an ace job on my Type R the other day.

Clean as fuck.

Title: HSBC Problem
Post by: Bob's Orange on Thursday, June 7, 2007, 17:25:41

Quote from: "red macca"

Quote from: "Foggy"

Im sure there are cds of hers still floating about

Brilliant!! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: