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I had a car crash today at the Magic Roundabout,I drove into the back of another car,A Dwarf got out and said I aint Happy,so I said  who the fuck are you then

And?

i hate cliff-hangers

7 Dwarfs..you dont want me to name them do you ......here we go Dopey,HAPPY,Sneezey,etc etc etc

Fuck me I am lost on here

i got it, but i didint find it funny

shoudl i show you the way out?

I did And I am still Laughing,I know A few more,about Eastern European

You Aint got A fucking Clue have you :-))(

nope, but i get the feeling i have a slightly better sense of humour

You must have living in Haydon Wick,or is it Mummy and Daddy's house :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

You will want me in front of you when we Play Bristol Rovers away at the County Ground :soapy tit wank:

well im 17 years old, so yes it is "mummy and daddys house"



 :shock:  :fag:

What's this Trialist thing under my name,...fucking Trialist!my Arse!

WHO's this soapy tit wank,yeah i can tell you are 17



You will want me in front of you when we Play Bristol Rovers away at the County Ground :soapy tit wank:

Should we change it to Mickey?

Someone been on the sauce this afternoon?

shrug shoulders in (eh!)over my head !!!! :-))(

So who was it? You seemed to have missed the end of your story. Was it someone famous?

oh for fuck sake!7 dwarfs he wernt happy,oh i aint going through it all again :-))(

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i151/sam_stfc/Photoshops/whoose.gif

Droopy?

this is great i just looked at the stats,of the amount of members? and the amount of visitors,i hope with my shit posts i have contributed to it,come on you reds :beers:

What the fuck has cinderella got to do with anything? of course he wasn't happy you just hit the back of his car?

Was it a blue BMW?

Shrinky?

I was thinking of Bushey

yeah a blue bmw left hand drive,and guess what? he was not happy! he was sleepy

Where the fuck was snow white at the accident?

Apologies, I was thinking of Peter Crouch.

29 posts ...keep it up said .stiffey :soapy tit wank:

crouch no that is lankey

Freddie Eastwood is Pikey

you lot are cunts

freddy eastwood was he the lead singer of queen??

No

mr plow,if you are looking at this post are you the guy that arranged coaches in the 90's?

you can tell stfc bird is a girl by the language,why do girls think they go to football?

Why do you think you go to football?

Why do you think?

anyway going back to the original post
I had a car crash today at the Magic Roundabout,I drove into the back of another car,A Dwarf got out and said I aint Happy,so I said who the fuck are you then

Droopy?

Was anyone hurt? I hope you sorted out insurance and stuff. I'm not suprised he isn't happy, you just crashed into his car.

no,he was not happy,and would not give me his address

2 schools of thought here

1. You are a sublime wind up

2. You are a cunt



I know which number I am going for

i am a cunt and a sublime,what a twat,you aint got a clue,happy did not get out the car i was lieing,it was that twat that supports the trust

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

please do expand

if i expand anymore i will fill the county ground hotel ,but it was not happy that is all i know


dont trust the trust..look into it 1st

Oh, and I think you need to brush up on your English SAT's, especially the parts about ;

Spelling

Basic sentence construction

Jesus, you write just like Mike B

Can I suggest DRM that you quit whilst still partially ahead!

oh sorry i spelled lieing wrong.well i dont think i did ,please tell me and show me, what i did, then you can show your self up,

dont trust the trust

Someone ban this idiot please

ronnie i give up,but it was happy honest

Isn't Ketamin ace ?

don'w worry, DMR, I am sure, that, people, are just, taking the, piss.

I'm a bit disappointed I've got to go to work, I'm enjoying Mr Moustache.

Mickey is that you? I've checked my e mails  :wink:

i am. really, annoyed.that half-term. has come, to an. end

dont, trust. the trust

why ban me ?after all the shit that is on here ,i tell you what mate, you are scared that genuine supporters might actually come on here and find out what you really are,i am having a laugh if you cant stand it go to another post :fu:

:fishing:

and what really are we ?

Can we keep him? He could be like the TEF pet  :P

we are not happy just like that car driver i ran into the back off

die.

die what from yeovil ha ha

Only if you feed him and take him for walks.

look you lot,i have had a laugh today and everything i have said is just a joke,dont take anything seriously,i have watched this site for a long time and i thought it was time to pop in,and have a laugh :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :beers:  :beers:

keep the faith we will go up

Hope you hang around for a bit long DRM, I've got to go to work now. Have a good night.

Fuck me I split my sides

Top comedy !

you should write to Richard Curtis

it got 5 pages on here.i got to go to work as well..guess what? i work at , come in and guess who i am ?i only work friday's and saturday nights, :soapy tit wank:

npower ?

this is genius.

are you a rent boy ?

That was a painful read

I'm confused.  :?

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  legend

Someone new on the scene trying to be funny and failing miserably. A bit like Catherine Tate   :|

Has he gone to "work" yet, is it safe to come out? :beers:

he wasn't happy i can tell you that

redgewell come on understand you are not the only person on here,let your hair down and accept there is one other person who supports the town

how long am i trialist????????no not gone to work yet just getting ready,it's amazing i can do more than 1 thing at a time,get dressed and come on here :soapy tit wank:

Same here

I can have sex and watch MOTD at the same time

Pure Multi-Tasking

hey redgewell what do you mean a new person on the scene? i was here before you so fuck off and get your facts right,you was here on the 15th april 2007 and i was here on the 21st december 2006 so bow down to me slob :fu:

My capability of multi-tasking is wanking and using the TV remote at the same time.

Someone has issues.... :-))(

Oh thats good then.. i'll have someone to sit next to this season coming

dont you find doing that you change from itv to bbc every couple of seconds :oops:

All the time, damn annoying.

thats the trouble with this site there is to many people who think that it should be just them on here and cant stand that fact it is a swindon town forum
Oh thats good then.. i'll have someone to sit next to this season coming

sorry fucked up then,that was a reply to redgewell :soapy tit wank:

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: thats funny, yeah good one.  Lets get one thing straight here. I don't really give a shit either way mate.

nah, it's all in your head Mike.

Must have been a fairly boring match on the box then Fred? :oops:

Lots of action in the box.

The footy wasn't bad either.

I'm here all week.

yeah bristol rovers v poxford

DRM is either someone on a wind up, or a fan from another club. Seems to be a bit OTT to me.

hmmm... i think the jist of it is... people know it's a forum. People love this forum..  They just can't tolerate some of the shite that 'certain' people post

yeah

Villa were playing

I understand now! :roll:

Room 119?

no mate, just a new member to the forum, i live in west swindon,and i have watched this site for a few months  day after day,and everytime a new fan comes on here they are not made to feel welcome,now is it a swindon town forum or it is a site just to take the piss?,if it is the latter then say so

Our slogan's indicative of the nature of the site...we try not to take ourselves too seriously, although the off-field part of STFC has changed that dynamic a fair bit.

How is everyone not making you feel welcome?

I don't think thats the case. I havent been here long and yeah it took a little while for me to get the jist of how a forum works. I've posted some things I've regretted and been caught up in wind ups, none the wiser, but generally people on here seem to be reasonably friendly.

c'mon then barry why am i over the top?is it because you have a genuine fan on here?and i dont mind having a laugh?you will never know who i am and i could go over the top and slag everyone down,throw abuses and threaten everyone,but i am over 21 and i want to see a decent town forum so i shall sink silently into the background for another couple of weeks :(

Are the rest of the members not 'genuine fans' then? You'll be saying they belong in the minority next, Mike.

i know the score and i love winding you all up i hope you dont mind,it wont happen again,i'm just having the craic, :beers:

 :mrgreen:

who the fuck is mike??? :shock:

I'll call you Mr Whippy if you prefer

i know you are all genuine and i got 8 pages on this topic.....................................beat that......... :beers:  :soapy tit wank:  :king:

No don't mind at all Mike. Just keep the personal abuse a bit lower key. No need.  Thanks Mike

i'm not mike and that dwarf was not happy,re the first post of this topic

Was it your mate, Carson?

Have you ever met Maverick before?

Ahh, the good old Mr Whippy!!  I loved that pic of him with his ice cream serving hat on?  Can somebody resurrect it? 8)  8)

DRM seems to be a boring old fart, but not as boring as the ex-Marlborough town councillor!

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i151/sam_stfc/Photoshops/mrwhippy.jpg

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:soapy tit wank:

hey less of the "old" ronnie this post has kept every one going for the last 3 or so hours,so it cant be that bad

Thanks Sam!

118 replys cant be that bad :soapy tit wank:

yeah

Big up to you

Ahhhhh Mr Whippy, I must be his most favorite person  :D

Ok DMR. People are not being unwelcoming towards you. You cam eon here and said a crap joke which was slated. People then humoured themselves taking the piss out of your joke and YOU didn't get THEIR jokes.

Whether on a wind up or not, you got aggressive, insulted people, and wonder why they aren't welcoming you with open arms?!!!

 :D

So what was the name of the dwarf then? :shock:

If it's not Droopy, I'll be fucking livid!  :)

Just got in from work.

This thread made me laugh out loud :D

He's got to be on a wind up. no one could be that fucked up!!

I think the dwarf had a split personality.

He was happy before the crash.................

Then he was grumpy.....

(In my own defence, I've been up since 4 AM)

Don do you engage in man fun

I like him, he's posted several times about the Soapy tit wank thing, yet nobody has stepped in to explain 8)

The dwarf was clearly Dopey after being distracted by Sneezy due to the hayfever season having kicked in.

I swear that said Wallmart before I went to work. So you work at the big asda then?

Reeves for england,sorry if I was, or sounded aggresive,that wasn't the intention,I didn't get the reply joke at 1st and I thought you lot was having a go at me ,but after a while I could see the wind up :soapy tit wank:

What is soapy tit wank then :?

the dwarf was called anything but Happy

I reckon a soapy tit wank is pretty self descriptive

So it's not Droopy?  :o

God I'm up early.

Early mornings are the new late nights.

Sunday bloody Sundays

Sally Cinnamon. FACT.

10 pages in one night? is there good reading material in this??

its certainly car crash internet posting

i woke up at 5 this morning, so i played a couple of hours on THE ELDER SCROLLS IV: OBLIVION until i fell asleep again.

i'm such a nerd

This thread is ace......FACT!

No problem...

www.thetownend.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=7334

Redgewell comes across as a sound bloke and you just seem to be a bit of a knob.

Hope that helps. And welcome.

why thank you sussex :oops:

Redgewell is a bellend. FACT!

shit, i just said fact... wanker

DRM- i have just read through 10 posts but you still havetnt told us who it is.

I'm still completely baffled too

Droopy?

Loopy?

Herpes?

Donna? Blitzen?

Boris Yeltsin?

Fred West?

adis ababa?