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Title: Akon Post by: Chris_Maidstone_STFC on Thursday, May 31, 2007, 18:17:55 Jeremy Clarkson once said 'The only person that cares how may records Akon has sold is Akon'
Does anyone else agree? Title: Akon Post by: yeo on Thursday, May 31, 2007, 18:21:10 I agree but then I dont know who Akon is.
Title: Akon Post by: Ginginho on Thursday, May 31, 2007, 18:23:07 He will some day be a might oak
Title: Akon Post by: townforever on Thursday, May 31, 2007, 18:23:32 that's because it Hipped Hopp music YR
Title: Akon Post by: Chris_Maidstone_STFC on Thursday, May 31, 2007, 18:25:52 Quote from: "Ginginho" He will some day be a might oak hes not a little Akon tho is he? hes some big fat shit of a bloke Title: Akon Post by: Ginginho on Thursday, May 31, 2007, 18:27:14 I don't know, I haven't heard of him either.
Title: Akon Post by: herthab on Thursday, May 31, 2007, 18:28:34 Didn't he sing 'Lonely' with pinky and perky?
Title: Akon Post by: yeo on Thursday, May 31, 2007, 18:29:28 Herthabs down with the Kids 8)
Title: Akon Post by: herthab on Thursday, May 31, 2007, 18:30:21 Word.
Title: Akon Post by: Chris_Maidstone_STFC on Thursday, May 31, 2007, 18:32:13 hes a wanna be emo, all his songs are depressing like fuck
well fucking isnt really too depressing but you get the picture Title: Akon Post by: herthab on Thursday, May 31, 2007, 18:33:31 Quote from: "Chris_Maidstone_STFC" hes a wanna be emo, all his songs are depressing like fuck well fucking isnt really too depressing but you get the picture Nope. Did you use photobucket? Title: Akon Post by: Chris_Maidstone_STFC on Thursday, May 31, 2007, 18:35:30 me? photobucket?? nope
Title: Akon Post by: Sade on Thursday, May 31, 2007, 19:58:28 I love akon so hush you lot! 8) His new song is awesome.
Title: Akon Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, May 31, 2007, 20:15:12 akon..... emo.....? is this a different akon?
shit - yes emo - no Title: Akon Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, May 31, 2007, 20:17:53 Chris_Maidstone_STFC, to put it in language you might understand:
Akon is whack! Safe blud. Tight. Title: Akon Post by: Red81 on Thursday, May 31, 2007, 20:18:42 http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o177/bpredgewell/AkonPicture2.jpg As Emo as they come :shock:
Title: Akon Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, May 31, 2007, 20:20:15 Quote from: "Chris_Maidstone_STFC" hes a wanna be emo. I hate wannabe emo's. The real thing is what it's like to feel your soul drift away in the black emptiness. Not just dressing up and acting depressed. Title: Akon Post by: Red81 on Thursday, May 31, 2007, 20:25:54 Quote from: "flammableBen" Quote from: "Chris_Maidstone_STFC" hes a wanna be emo. I hate wannabe emo's. The real thing is what it's like to feel your soul drift away in the black emptiness. Not just dressing up and acting depressed. Title: Akon Post by: Sade on Thursday, May 31, 2007, 20:26:47 The reason I love akon so much is because he gives the kids a chance. Noticed the way a small child that has just took a mouth full of helium features so sweetly in all of his songs.I want to be that child.
Title: Akon Post by: Red81 on Thursday, May 31, 2007, 20:27:51 Quote from: "Sade" The reason I love akon so much is because he gives the kids a chance. Noticed the way a small child that has just took a mouth full of helium features so sweetly in all of his songs.I want to be that child. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: thats made my dayTitle: Akon Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, May 31, 2007, 20:32:30 It's not a small child, it's The Chipmunks
http://my.homewithgod.com/heavenlymidis/Christmas/chipmunks.gif Title: Akon Post by: Red81 on Thursday, May 31, 2007, 20:33:09 Alvin... Simon...
Title: Akon Post by: cib on Thursday, May 31, 2007, 21:48:13 Akon?
Title: Akon Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, May 31, 2007, 21:56:08 Quote from: "Redgewell" Quote from: "flammableBen" Quote from: "Chris_Maidstone_STFC" hes a wanna be emo. I hate wannabe emo's. The real thing is what it's like to feel your soul drift away in the black emptiness. Not just dressing up and acting depressed. I see a lot of those kids hanging round near subway in town at the weekend. Serves me right for sitting next to a window in Walkabout I guess. Title: Akon Post by: land_of_bo on Thursday, May 31, 2007, 21:56:53 Quote from: "simon pieman" Quote from: "Redgewell" Quote from: "flammableBen" Quote from: "Chris_Maidstone_STFC" hes a wanna be emo. I hate wannabe emo's. The real thing is what it's like to feel your soul drift away in the black emptiness. Not just dressing up and acting depressed. I see a lot of those kids hanging round near subway in town at the weekend. Serves me right for sitting next to a window in Walkabout I guess. Do you lick windows Simon? Title: Akon Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, May 31, 2007, 21:57:47 I don't remember ever doing that.
Are you a window licker? Title: Akon Post by: land_of_bo on Thursday, May 31, 2007, 21:59:43 Only at weekends :--
Title: Akon Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Friday, June 1, 2007, 06:14:24 "Nobody want to see us together, but it don;t matter no, 'cause I got you babe."
Where the hell did he get such shite lyrics from? Title: Akon Post by: oxford_fan on Friday, June 1, 2007, 07:52:09 Akon is a shit shit 'rapper'
Title: Akon Post by: Tails on Friday, June 1, 2007, 07:56:00 My mum has Akons album and she's 55. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
It's even funnier when she walks round singing songs people that old just shouldn't be singing. Title: Akon Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, June 1, 2007, 11:55:07 rappers are shit full stop.
so have we found out who Acorn is yet Title: Akon Post by: land_of_bo on Friday, June 1, 2007, 12:09:05 Quote from: "magicroundabout" rappers are shit full stop. Except for Barry, the bad bwoy ginster wrapper. Suprised he doesn't have an opinion on Akon. Title: Akon Post by: tans on Friday, June 1, 2007, 12:33:38 acorn is da shiznit
Title: Akon Post by: Sade on Friday, June 1, 2007, 13:02:09 8) Convict.
Your all jealous cos he has a big willy. Title: Akon Post by: Ralphy on Friday, June 1, 2007, 13:04:48 Quote from: "Sade" 8) Convict. Your all jealous cos he has a big willy. Thats a myth. I was at the gym today and a coloured chap walked into the showers with a tiny knob. Title: Akon Post by: Sade on Friday, June 1, 2007, 13:15:04 Why were you looking you dirty pervert ralphus?
Title: Akon Post by: STFCBird on Friday, June 1, 2007, 13:15:16 Quote from: "Ralphy" Quote from: "Sade" 8) Convict. Your all jealous cos he has a big willy. Thats a myth. I was at the gym today and a coloured chap walked into the showers with a tiny knob. Ralphy stop looking at mens cocks. I'm glad I'm not going out with you tonight! Kids love Akon, this is why...... [Akon:] Convict...Music...and you know we up front. [Chorus: Akon] I see you windin' n grindin' up on that pole, I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know I wanna fuck you,(fuck you) you already know I wanna fuck you,(fuck you) you already know, girl [Snoop Dogg] Money in the air as mo feel grab you by your coat tail take you to the motel, hoe sale, don't tell, wont tell, baby said I don't talk Dogg but she told on me, oh well, take a picture wit me, what the flick gon' do, baby stick to me & ima stick on u, if you pick me then ima pick on you, d-o-double g and I'm here to put this dick on you, I'm stuck on pussy n urs is right, wrip riding them poles and them doors is tight and tighter and ima get me a shot for the end of the night cause pussy is pussy and baby you're pussy for life. [Chorus: Akon] I see you windin' n grindin' up on that pole, I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know I wanna fuck you,(fuck you) you already know I wanna fuck you,(fuck you) you already know, girl [Akon] Shorty I can see you ain't lonely handful of niggas n they all got cheese, so you looking at me now whats it's gonna be? just another tease far as I can see, tryin'to get you up out this club if it means spendin' a couple dubs, throwin' bout 30 stacks in the back make it rain like that cause I'm far from a scrub, u know my pedigree, ex-deala use to move phetamines, girl I spend money like it don't mean nuttin' n besides I got a thang for u. [Chorus: Akon] I see you windin' n grindin' up on that pole, I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know I wanna fuck you,(fuck you) you already know I wanna fuck you,(fuck you) you already know, girl [Snoop Dogg] Mobbin' through club in low pressing I'm sitting in the back in the smokin' section (just smoking), birds eye, I got a clear view, you cant see me but I can see you (baby I see u), its cool we jet the mood is set, your pussy is wet you rubbing your back and touching your neck, your body is movin' you humpin' n jumpin' your titties is bouncin' you smilin' n grinin' n looking at me. [Akon] Girl n while your lookin' at me I'm ready to hit the caddy right up on the patio move the patty to the caddy, baby you got a phatty the type Id like to marry wantin' to just give you everything ' that's kinda scary, cause I'm loving the way you shake your ass, bouncin', got me tippin' my glass, Normally don't get caught up to fast but I got a thang for you. [Chorus: Akon] I see you windin' n grindin' up on that pole, I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know I wanna fuck you,(fuck you) you already know I wanna fuck you,(fuck you) you already know, girl [Chorus: Akon] I see you windin' n grindin' up on that pole, I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know I wanna fuck you,(fuck you) you already know I wanna fuckyou,(fuck you) you already know, girl Should be a TEF anthem as he mentions cheese. Title: Akon Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, June 1, 2007, 13:16:24 wtf was that you've just writen down Birdy?
did you just start hitting your key board with your knuckles? Title: Akon Post by: STFCBird on Friday, June 1, 2007, 13:18:24 Quote from: "magicroundabout" wtf was that you've just writen down Birdy? did you just start hitting your key board with your knuckles? Yeah, my fingers fell off when I was 7. Title: Akon Post by: Ralphy on Friday, June 1, 2007, 13:18:38 Quote from: "Sade" Why were you looking you dirty pervert ralphus? When you're in a row of showers and a big black man walks in, you look cos you're scared! Title: Akon Post by: Sade on Friday, June 1, 2007, 13:19:29 Now thats multi tasking for you...
'your pussy is wet you rubbing your back and touching your neck, your body is movin' you humpin' n jumpin' your titties is bouncin' you smilin' n grinin' n looking at me' Rubbing your back and touching your neck, that reminds me of at school when we tried patting our heads and rubbing our tummys.I could'nt do it and everyone called me a spaz :( Title: Akon Post by: STFCBird on Friday, June 1, 2007, 13:20:00 who's hacked in as Sade :shock:
Title: Akon Post by: Foggy on Friday, June 1, 2007, 13:20:09 Wow really :shock: how do you type or pick your nose ?
Title: Akon Post by: Sade on Friday, June 1, 2007, 13:20:10 Quote from: "Ralphy" Quote from: "Sade" Why were you looking you dirty pervert ralphus? When you're in a row of showers and a big black man walks in, you look cos you're scared! Whatever. You wanted to touch. Title: Akon Post by: Foggy on Friday, June 1, 2007, 13:21:03 Quote from: "Ralphy" Quote from: "Sade" Why were you looking you dirty pervert ralphus? When you're in a row of showers and a big black man walks in, you look cos you're scared! Thats prison for you Ralphy Title: Akon Post by: Ralphy on Friday, June 1, 2007, 13:21:49 I wasn't gonna bend over to pick up my shower gel anyway :soapy tit wank:
Title: Akon Post by: STFCBird on Friday, June 1, 2007, 13:22:02 Quote from: "Foggy" Wow really :shock: how do you type or pick your nose ? With my toes foggy Quote from: "Sade" Whatever. You wanted to touch. don't we all :D Title: Akon Post by: Foggy on Friday, June 1, 2007, 13:22:51 Quote from: STFCBird Quote from: "Foggy" Wow really :shock: how do you type or pick your nose ? With my toes foggy Coolio,ive never had a foot job Title: Akon Post by: STFCBird on Friday, June 1, 2007, 13:24:13 I still want to know who's hacked Sade.
Title: Akon Post by: Sade on Friday, June 1, 2007, 13:25:02 :oops: Birdy its me. Why did you think it was'nt?
Title: Akon Post by: STFCBird on Friday, June 1, 2007, 13:25:43 Quote from: "Sade" :oops: Birdy its me. Why did you think it was'nt? coz you got a bit dirty there for a minute, I got scared :( Title: Akon Post by: Sade on Friday, June 1, 2007, 13:34:30 :D Dirtay is the best policy Birdy you should know that!
Title: Akon Post by: swindontownforever on Friday, June 1, 2007, 15:46:03 why u talking about Akon? its all about Omarion 8) 8)
Title: Akon Post by: Tails on Friday, June 1, 2007, 15:51:16 Quote from: "Ralphy" Quote from: "Sade" Why were you looking you dirty pervert ralphus? When you're in a row of showers and a big black man walks in, you look cos you're scared! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: Akon Post by: Ralphy on Friday, June 1, 2007, 16:18:54 Tails it's no laughing matter :soapy tit wank:
I feared for my anal virginity. Title: Akon Post by: herthab on Friday, June 1, 2007, 16:20:14 Quote from: "Ralphy" Tails it's no laughing matter :soapy tit wank: I feared for my anal virginity. Not what I've heard. Title: Akon Post by: herthab on Friday, June 1, 2007, 16:21:33 Sorry Ralphy.
It was just too easy :D Title: Akon Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Friday, June 1, 2007, 16:25:51 Quote from: "herthab" It was just too easy :D I beg your pardon? Title: Akon Post by: Ralphy on Friday, June 1, 2007, 16:26:51 Fucking Germans.
Title: Akon Post by: herthab on Friday, June 1, 2007, 16:28:52 Quote from: "Dachauer" Quote from: "herthab" It was just too easy :D I beg your pardon? Ready lubed................ |