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Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Bushey Boy on Monday, May 28, 2007, 20:15:18 feeding my cat? Thursday night, friday, sat and sunday?
Name a price may interest Sam and his mrs as near by? :D Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, May 28, 2007, 20:16:16 I'll do it for £50 a day
Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: blinkpip on Monday, May 28, 2007, 20:17:01 £49 a day here.
Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Ralphy on Monday, May 28, 2007, 20:17:21 I'll house sit for you :D
Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Bushey Boy on Monday, May 28, 2007, 20:18:33 Ever heard of pricing yourself out of a job?
Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Bushey Boy on Monday, May 28, 2007, 20:18:57 Quote from: "Ralphy" I'll house sit for you :D If you want mate? Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, May 28, 2007, 20:19:09 £50 or you can find someone else to do it, no skin off my nose.
Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, May 28, 2007, 20:19:58 Surely this is the sort of career opportunity FB can't turn down.
Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Bushey Boy on Monday, May 28, 2007, 20:20:04 £50 for the whole weekend?
Can a cat survive with no food for 4 days, hes done 3 before Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, May 28, 2007, 20:21:16 Quote from: "Bushey Boy" £50 for the whole weekend? No, per day. Quote from: "Bushey Boy" Can a cat survive with no food for 4 days, hes done 3 before No it fucking can't, that's animal cruelty. Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Ralphy on Monday, May 28, 2007, 20:21:26 Ash, you serious?
You would let me live at Bushey towers for 4 nights? :D Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Bushey Boy on Monday, May 28, 2007, 20:22:34 yeah but you have a party and Id arrange a leg to fall off.
Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, May 28, 2007, 20:22:45 Get a couple of these:
http://www.petfoodstore.co.uk/acatalog/Automatic_Feeders.html Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Bushey Boy on Monday, May 28, 2007, 20:23:25 Quote from: "Reg Smeeton" Surely this is the sort of career opportunity FB can't turn down. I just dropped him to another pub so I thought nows a good time as he cant try and get on it. That boy would be like a squatter I could tell Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Ralphy on Monday, May 28, 2007, 20:23:48 I'll let you know tomorrow ok.
I'm off work you see. Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, May 28, 2007, 20:25:13 Quote from: "Ralphy" I'll let you know tomorrow ok. I'm off work you see. Do it Ralph, I'll come round for a couple of beers next weekend :D Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, May 28, 2007, 20:25:20 What's Bushey doing that means he won't be there?
Reggae Reggae business deal? Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, May 28, 2007, 20:25:30 Quote from: "sam_stfc" Quote from: "Bushey Boy" £50 for the whole weekend? No, per day. Shouln't that be purr day? :run: Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, May 28, 2007, 20:26:07 That's appawling, Reg.
Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, May 28, 2007, 20:27:38 these jokes are catastrophic
Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, May 28, 2007, 20:28:14 You weren't the furst to think it
Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Ralphy on Monday, May 28, 2007, 20:30:23 What does Mr Bojangles eat Ash?
Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, May 28, 2007, 20:30:52 weed
Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Give us an S on Monday, May 28, 2007, 20:31:17 I'll do it if i can live there for 4 days!
Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Ralphy on Monday, May 28, 2007, 20:31:53 Quote from: "Give_us_an_S" I'll do it if i can live there for 4 days! Sod off! I was first! Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Bushey Boy on Monday, May 28, 2007, 20:32:15 Off to Prague for a trip.
Cat food, actually he would eat anything Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, May 28, 2007, 20:32:26 I hope you ask for danger money. That cat is evil.
Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Bushey Boy on Monday, May 28, 2007, 20:33:17 Quote from: "Give_us_an_S" I'll do it if i can live there for 4 days! Not a chance, id have husbands and parents knocking on my door for weeks having a goa t me for sleeping with people Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Ralphy on Monday, May 28, 2007, 20:33:33 You have Sky .. check
Beer... check pool table... check I think i would cope. What about internet? :D Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Arriba on Monday, May 28, 2007, 20:35:54 i'm off away next week too.we just asked our neighbours to feed ours,long as you have a cat flap its a peice of piss
Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Bushey Boy on Monday, May 28, 2007, 20:40:31 yeah internet, yeah cat falp. Dont get on with the neighbours!
Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Arriba on Monday, May 28, 2007, 20:43:29 ahh then a problem you have.
there are auto food dispensers like the one in this thread at argos for cheaper. i'd stuff your cat for a couple of days then leave a couple of big portions in the auto tray when away.it will be fine,just leave a big tray of water too Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Ralphy on Monday, May 28, 2007, 21:13:08 Ash this sounds very tempting.
Will the old bat next door bother me? Also if some big men in a blacked out BMW X5 pull up, should i hide or hand money over? Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Bushey Boy on Monday, May 28, 2007, 21:16:52 Nah she is uiet at the moment, might ask my sister or Kev round teh corner so will check as dont want to put you out.
No one ever demands money from me. If I go down for some damage to a toilet will you stay for longer! Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Ralphy on Monday, May 28, 2007, 21:18:38 I don't want money.
I'll bail you out for the toilet if i can have the BMW for a week. Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Bushey Boy on Monday, May 28, 2007, 21:19:01 deal
Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Ralphy on Monday, May 28, 2007, 21:20:08 Ace.
Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: pumbaa on Monday, May 28, 2007, 21:31:59 This is clearly a prologue for 'More Tales of Ralphy'. And hopefully not an illustrated version.
Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Bushey Boy on Monday, May 28, 2007, 21:33:13 It worries me but hes trustworthy
Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Sade on Monday, May 28, 2007, 22:08:24 :D I think someone should let the poor thing free.
Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Ralphy on Monday, May 28, 2007, 22:10:59 He was locked in the garage for 3 days :D
Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Give us an S on Tuesday, May 29, 2007, 07:40:33 Party at Ash's, i mean Ralphys then!!!
Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, May 29, 2007, 14:43:05 ahhh If I lived in Swindon I would have done it for free!
I heart cats Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Bushey Boy on Tuesday, May 29, 2007, 14:47:46 You wouldnt love this one, hes crazy! Im gonna ask my mate in Westlea as Ralph will have a party!
Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, May 29, 2007, 15:09:13 I won't have a fucking party!!
Bo likes me too. Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Give us an S on Tuesday, May 29, 2007, 15:20:14 Quote from: "Ralphy" I won't have a fucking party!! What a waste of a free house! Loser! Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: land_of_bo on Tuesday, May 29, 2007, 15:21:05 Quote from: "Ralphy" I won't have a fucking party!! Bo likes me too. :shock: Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, May 29, 2007, 15:22:52 Bo is Ash's cat.
Chris, he would get my knee caps done if i did. Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Give us an S on Tuesday, May 29, 2007, 15:44:21 Quote from: "Ralphy" Chris, he would get my knee caps done if i did. Ssssshhhhhh Ash will never know :mrgreen: Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Bushey Boy on Tuesday, May 29, 2007, 15:52:23 :evil:
Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Give us an S on Tuesday, May 29, 2007, 16:00:06 Ralphy,
I will put the party details on my myspace later to advertise it :beers: Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, May 29, 2007, 16:06:08 Ace.
Be sure to put bring booze. Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Miss Angry on Tuesday, May 29, 2007, 16:20:56 All you had to do was ask... i have to go to asda twice a day until monday!
But you didnt ask. nevermind. :fu: Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, May 29, 2007, 16:22:24 You're an evil witch doctor though Michelle.
You have possesed that cat and you've put a spell on Bushey with those tarrot cards. Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Miss Angry on Tuesday, May 29, 2007, 16:28:25 Im not an evil anything! But cats are not my animal of choice!
Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, May 29, 2007, 16:32:48 Quote from: "Miss Angry" Im not an evil anything! But cats are not my animal of choice! I thought all witches liked cats? :D :wink: :run: Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Bushey Boy on Tuesday, May 29, 2007, 16:34:01 I thought you were shopping for a new broomstick? I didnt want to out you out
Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Miss Angry on Tuesday, May 29, 2007, 16:39:06 Ralph stop picking on me cos you want to rub yourself all over his bed sheets! and i wont do your cards :soapy tit wank:
It's ok Ash i get it...! Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, May 29, 2007, 16:40:37 When are you gonna read my cards?
Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Miss Angry on Tuesday, May 29, 2007, 16:43:08 Thursday prob...maybe tonight? depends if i get bored or not later!
Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, May 29, 2007, 16:45:20 Ok.
Don't tell anyone what you find out :o Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, May 29, 2007, 16:47:49 Quote from: "Ralphy" Ok. Don't tell anyone what you find out :o I think she should :D Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, May 29, 2007, 17:41:23 Could you do mine Miss Angry
:? Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Miss Angry on Tuesday, May 29, 2007, 21:10:49 If Ralphys comes out ok then i'll do yours no problem...but i've only done it online once... so he's like our lab rat! :soapy tit wank:
Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: red macca on Tuesday, May 29, 2007, 21:15:38 Could you do mine after Fred please.I will pay you your crisp of choice
Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Bushey Boy on Tuesday, May 29, 2007, 21:16:31 i keeo turening my radio off thinking the cars cutting out.
its scary Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, May 29, 2007, 21:16:51 The TEF tarot forum, hosted by Miss-tic Angry
Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Bushey Boy on Tuesday, May 29, 2007, 21:17:26 do do do do do do do do
Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Miss Angry on Tuesday, May 29, 2007, 21:22:30 Quote from: "red macca" Could you do mine after Fred please.I will pay you your crisp of choice Im not sure if i could without knowing what someone looks like... the poor cat is being forgotten.... Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Bushey Boy on Tuesday, May 29, 2007, 21:24:22 The cat is easting my left over popcorn!
Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, May 29, 2007, 21:28:17 Michelle turn you're MSN on.
Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: red macca on Tuesday, May 29, 2007, 21:28:17 Quote from: "Miss Angry" Quote from: "red macca" Could you do mine after Fred please.I will pay you your crisp of choice Im not sure if i could without knowing what someone looks like... the poor cat is being forgotten.... Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, May 29, 2007, 21:31:58 I'm being done now with the cards :D
Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, May 29, 2007, 21:44:05 up the bum bum?
Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, May 29, 2007, 21:46:17 This is scary shit.
Ye know too much Michelle. Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: STFC Village on Tuesday, May 29, 2007, 22:36:28 She'd only have to read the forums, to know too much about you Ralph
Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Miss Angry on Tuesday, May 29, 2007, 22:44:29 Quote from: "STFC Village" She'd only have to read the forums, to know too much about you Ralph That is very true! But i think i did good all the same! Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, May 29, 2007, 22:45:12 Very good Village.
She knows stuff that i haven't told anyone though :shock: Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: red macca on Wednesday, May 30, 2007, 11:40:52 Quote from: "Ralphy" Very good Village. what sort of stuffShe knows stuff that i haven't told anyone though :shock: Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, May 30, 2007, 13:24:21 I was amazed deano. I'm very sceptical about this sort of thing but she said things she could't have found out from anyone.
For instance she said there are some legal papers floating around aren't there. My gran died in december and we're in the process of winding up her and gramp's business and selling her estate. Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Foggy on Wednesday, May 30, 2007, 13:33:35 Quote from: "Ralphy" I was amazed deano. I'm very sceptical about this sort of thing but she said things she could't have found out from anyone. For instance she said there are some legal papers floating around aren't there. My gran died in december and we're in the process of winding up her and gramp's business and selling her estate. Is it a ford cortina? Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, May 30, 2007, 13:39:31 No a BMW.
Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, May 30, 2007, 14:02:33 that could mean anything though Ralph to be honest, everything is very vague, my mate did mine a few months ago and apparently I was going to come into money, i'm still fucking waiting.
Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, May 30, 2007, 14:53:11 Quote from: "STFCBird" that could mean anything though Ralph to be honest, everything is very vague, my mate did mine a few months ago and apparently I was going to come into money, i'm still fucking waiting. Fancy a shag on a bed of crisp new fivers Birdy? Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Miss Angry on Wednesday, May 30, 2007, 17:10:38 Quote from: "STFCBird" that could mean anything though Ralph to be honest, everything is very vague, my mate did mine a few months ago and apparently I was going to come into money, i'm still fucking waiting. yeah with everything it's the way you interpret it... I think they are very good at tellin what sort of person you are rather than telling you what is coming in the future etc. For the future i have Maureen who's ace. She plays with a peice of jewelry and tells me what to expect and all of it has come true for me. Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, May 30, 2007, 17:16:15 That you would fail to cook nice meals and your boyfriend would get messy this weekend?!?! :D
Shes good Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, May 30, 2007, 17:19:18 Quote from: "Reg Smeeton" Quote from: "STFCBird" that could mean anything though Ralph to be honest, everything is very vague, my mate did mine a few months ago and apparently I was going to come into money, i'm still fucking waiting. Fancy a shag on a bed of crisp new fivers Birdy? Class, Reg. Class. :soapy tit wank: Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Miss Angry on Wednesday, May 30, 2007, 18:59:41 Quote from: "Bushey Boy" That you would fail to cook nice meals and your boyfriend would get messy this weekend?!?! :D Shes good HaHa has he been moaning to you cos i refused to cook tonight!? Bring him back in one bit please. Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, May 30, 2007, 19:01:51 He offered to cook me mexican but id just eat!!!
I will, were look out for each other, my word I am going to be a mess by Sunday mate. Does he need to make calls to you at all? Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, May 30, 2007, 21:10:42 Ok Michelle, i'm really starting to freak out now.
You kept saying last night that a mystery caller kept popping into you're head. Well tonight i just got a text from some girl i apparently gave my number to months ago. :shock: Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, May 30, 2007, 21:12:33 No ralph you text one of those sex lines and its come back to haunt you
Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, May 30, 2007, 21:14:29 This number isn't a sex line.
Trust me. Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Miss Angry on Wednesday, May 30, 2007, 22:28:52 Quote from: "Bushey Boy" He offered to cook me mexican but id just eat!!! I will, were look out for each other, my word I am going to be a mess by Sunday mate. Does he need to make calls to you at all? I cant believe he offered to cook for you! He doesnt need to call me, but a text would be nice! Hahaha Ralph i am god! Title: Anyone want a job for 4 days Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, May 30, 2007, 22:30:00 Put you're msn on Michelle.
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